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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1582611 times)

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15450 on: March 25, 2016, 09:30:12 am »

opening the way for John Kasich to oppose Trump and a glimmer of a hint of sanity emerged in the GOP race.

All Kasich needs to do is wait for every other candidate, including Trump, to drop out of the race.  It's called the long game.

And yes, they did break the John Edwards scandal. They've also broken numerous "scandals" that were complete fabrications.

Yeah, wait and see.

Having an affair with the spokeperson from your opponent's campaign is monumentally stupid.

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15451 on: March 25, 2016, 09:30:23 am »

http://i.imgur.com/eKRqnh3.jpg
https://twitter.com/LibertarianBlue/status/713246777231585280
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865   <-washington times guy confirming it

So there's some shit going down in regards to the reporters not being able to publish their story due to Breitbart having until recently been under Shapiro's tack (pro-Cruz man) and Trump's been playing the long game talking about spilling Cruz's beans
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15452 on: March 25, 2016, 09:32:08 am »

If Trump had known about it for some time, it may well have been a conscious choice on his part to hire women who were involved for the sake of political advantage. He is not a stupid man.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15453 on: March 25, 2016, 09:36:29 am »

If Trump had known about it for some time, it may well have been a conscious choice on his part to hire women who were involved for the sake of political advantage. He is not a stupid man.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15454 on: March 25, 2016, 09:37:15 am »


Having an affair with the spokeperson from your opponent's campaign is monumentally stupid.

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I don't get it? Is opponent not the correct word in the context?
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15455 on: March 25, 2016, 09:42:29 am »

http://i.imgur.com/eKRqnh3.jpg
https://twitter.com/LibertarianBlue/status/713246777231585280
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865   <-washington times guy confirming it

So there's some shit going down in regards to the reporters not being able to publish their story due to Breitbart having until recently been under Shapiro's tack (pro-Cruz man) and Trump's been playing the long game talking about spilling Cruz's beans
Dude actually has strategy
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So the Enquirer (lol gtfo) is being confirmed by the Moonie-rag Washington Times (lol gtfo). And then being backhanded-confirmed by someone at Breitbart (lol gtfo) saying "Oh yeah, we totes knew about that, we just couldn't say anything cause of my boss who just resigned the other day".


Seems legit.


Then again, this is 2016 -- it would be fitting if the lowest of the journalism barrel actually had the real story. Next, Jezebel and Gawker will have a stunning expose on Bernie Sanders' secret Oneida free love commune.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15456 on: March 25, 2016, 09:43:26 am »

I don't get it? Is opponent not the correct word in the context?

I'm just having a hard time believing anyone could be that stupid.

Also, someone had sex with Ted Cruz?  Let me just say right now that Donald Trump employs the classiest, most talented honeypots.  Any lesser woman would have refused that job.

Next, Jezebel and Gawker will have a stunning expose on Bernie Sanders' secret Oneida free love commune.

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15457 on: March 25, 2016, 09:47:56 am »

I don't get it? Is opponent not the correct word in the context?

I'm just having a hard time believing anyone could be that stupid.

Also, someone had sex with Ted Cruz?
That's also one of my biggest problems with this story. It's hard enough to believe his wife does, but 5 other women??

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Somehow I doubt you've had an invite to the Sanders Shack to "feel the Bern" (and now you will never hear that slogan in quite the same way again....)
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15458 on: March 25, 2016, 09:51:29 am »

So how did this get out exactly? Who's the... informant?
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15459 on: March 25, 2016, 09:53:35 am »

The whole scandal sounds too wierd/stupid to be true and smacks of tabloid, so, I don't know about this one.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15460 on: March 25, 2016, 10:01:40 am »

It's kind of amusing watching a couple of guys from the UK cream their shorts over this rumor because they have such a hard on for Trump to get elected.

WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA...oh, right. That whole revolution thing. Carry on then. And may Nigel Farage grace your halls of power and lead Brittania to glorious irrelevance.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15461 on: March 25, 2016, 10:09:23 am »

Why would he do that? Europe's one of those "not-America" places. Unless you're offering to become the 52nd state (sorry, Canada, but you know it's true).
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15462 on: March 25, 2016, 10:13:10 am »

Also, apparently the Nat Enquirer story (what we've been talking about the last hour) has been generating chatter on the Politico sidebar.

We're rapidly approaching the levels of mudslinging found in the 19th century, if not already there.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15463 on: March 25, 2016, 10:16:15 am »

Also, we're relying on The Donald to come over and liberate Eurabia after he's made America great again.

Liberate? Do you even have any resources left* to pillage?

* In Europe, since "Eurabia" isn't a place that exists
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15464 on: March 25, 2016, 10:20:08 am »

Also, we're relying on The Donald to come over and liberate Eurabia after he's made America great again.

Liberate? Do you even have any resources left* to pillage?

* In Europe, since "Eurabia" isn't a place that exists

Well, France has their vinyards, Germany has their coal and breweries, UK has, um, uhhh, their sillyness??? lol

Also, The Guardian has a delegate tracker now: http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/25/us-election-2016-delegate-tracker-trump-cruz-kasich-sanders-clinton
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