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[smjjames]

Rick Perry is calling it quits.

You're hours late.

[FearfulJesuit]

Rick Perry is calling it quits.

You're hours late.

I'm eight hours east of Washington, what can I say?

[Baffler]

We have a tremendous field – the best in a generation

*stifled laughter*

[smjjames]

Rick Perry is calling it quits.

You're hours late.

I'm eight hours east of Washington, what can I say?

Oh, you're in St. Petersburg atm I think?

[FearfulJesuit]

We have a tremendous field – the best in a generation

*stifled laughter*

You don't remember the field running up to 1980 when Ronald Reagan lined up to go head-to-head with fifteen other Ronald Reagan carbon copies?

[smjjames]

We have a tremendous field – the best in a generation

*stifled laughter*

You don't remember the field running up to 1980 when Ronald Reagan lined up to go head-to-head with fifteen other Ronald Reagan carbon copies?

More like 11 according to wiki, the 2008 and 2012 republican lineups were bigger than that one.

[Sheb]

Na, Perry if just a sentient colony of tiny polyps that have a generation time in the weeks.

[RedKing]

We have a tremendous field – the best in a generation

*stifled laughter*

You don't remember the field running up to 1980 when Ronald Reagan lined up to go head-to-head with fifteen other Ronald Reagan carbon copies?

Impossible. 16 Reagans would have sent the Republican base into a collective orgasm that would have lasted up to the modern day.

[Sheb]

I was reading Doonesbury and that quote from one of Trump's ex came on the mudline.

"No one has to twist his words because what he says is twisted enough. He speaks fluent pretzel."

[FearfulJesuit]

WaPo on the Donald's diploma mill.

Bob Guillo put $34,995 on his American Express card to pay for the Trump Gold Elite package. He said he walked away with little more than meaningless certificates of completion and a photograph of himself with a life-size image of The Donald.

[mainiac]

NYT is not an acronym for "The Washington Post".  Common acronyms in maryland for the Post are "WP" and "POS".

[Helgoland]

Also there's a weird adblock thingy that won't let me see the text.

[Aklyon]

Interestingly, that site worked better on a tablet. I get some giant popup for a newsletter here.

[FearfulJesuit]

Derp. Yeah, it's WaPo.

[Bohandas]

John Mulaney describes Donald Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQWAsWmBRF4#t=01m02s