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Ateyo Dawnshyer

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Aesalam Sunlust

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Rusaf Elsace

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Darrek Earthend

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Total Members Voted: 5

[LuckyKobold]

"Oh the Shrine is west of here, We all go there once a month to listen to The Prophet Turgdis and watch him preform Miracles using his heavenly powers, Why once I saw him turn into a black bear so that he could kill a coyote that wanted to deface the sacrifice! Oh what a sight it was, Harvester if you wish I could guide you and your companions to the Shrine."

[Kassire]

"And yet Humans get nothing done in their oh so short lives. Even under the hands of Eru Iluvatar their short lives only leave to productive through... Excessive breeding. Honestly, that's the strange thing about them. Like animals they search for others to sate their strange need to create a family, finding that being one of their greatest goals, to have their children, to create that unneeded complicated structure that doesn't bring order but rapid chaos. Their goals are like animals, primitive and futile."

[~Neri]

"Turgdis preformed no miracles, that's just standard biomancy and shapeshifting. Point in the direction it's in and I can locate it on my own."

[Yourmaster]

"Tree's? Ha, I'd much prefer talking with demons, spiders that can swallow you whole, and the great fun of poisons. Tree's are simply blank slates, nothing to them. BUT YOU MY GOOD SIR, you are a bigot. Insulting the other defective castes wouldn't help, you see, these... Other elves require counseling, guidance, all of this under a helpful hand. Yelling at them and insulting wont take away their qualities, you have to flush it out of them with words, magic that's uncomfortable like hell..., or the subtle hands of the greater forces. Dark elf I may be, assassin they say, I don't spend my day insulting the admittedly weaker castes but guide them to their ascendance, whether it would make them part ooze or slime, a great demonic man, winged angel, fiery entity of true FLAME AND BRIMSTONE! We don't insult the lesser, WE GUIDE THEM HIGHER, TO THE HEAVENS! Stand down your talk or face your doom, you fiendish wretch!"

"And that's just typical of a high-and-mighty Darklin'. Well, I'll tell you somethin'. I'm no bigot, I just speak the truth. You're right that y'all need a guiding hand to lift you from those primitive ways, but your Darklin' so-called civilization ain't much better. No sir, the Elves need the ways of true civilization, of great Mankind. And maybe the work ethic of the Dwarves. Oh how I love that glorious Human race."

"I guess we agree on one thing, Orcs are Idiots. Myself excluded. they kicked me out of my old village for Being too clever. I am also an orc in case you didn't notice the glaring facial features.

"That's the first step, son, is realizin' the errors of your race. Good on you."

"I've had enough of you."
Alex would attack the man with his staff.

[~Neri]

"BEHAVE!" Vera rips a portal open directly in front of Alex, as well as a second one directly behind him. The staff conks him in the head.

[Kassire]

((Watch as everyone rolls natural ones))

[LuckyKobold]

Vera summons a portal in front of Ateyo but fails to make the second, This surprises Ateyo and he stumbles through the Portal, Ateyo is now located in the Elemental Plane Of Grape Jelly.
"Hm, Oh it's that way."
The Hermit Points toward the west and begins walking that direction.
The Grape Jelly Portal will remain open for 15 more minutes.
Ateyo falls several dozen feet down a steep drop and lands in a large pile of grape jelly, The Portal is hovering 50 feet in the air above him and you see a few Grape Jelly Elementals take notice of you, They begin to advance. What does the Party Do?

(Guys I don't tolerate inter PC violence without reason,

Eru Iluvatar

But I do quite enjoy LOTR references.)

Spoirad has gained 5 Golden Coins.

[Shadestyle]

Putting a hand to his face, Earthend Waves the other hand, Sending tremors as powerful as he can muster though the entire area around him. Making a point to harmlessly trip every wizard around him, save himself.

"All of you shut up, You are acting like Barbarians. Now save whats his face and let us go."

He begins to walk in the provided direction.

[WillowLuman]

((Crap, what reason does Fracas have to follow the party?))

Fracas chuckles at Ateyo's fate. "See, this wouldn't happen if you'd just learn to show a bit more respect."

[~Neri]

After Vera stands back up from the tremor, she grows a long, tough, ropelike vine through the floor of the cabin and tosses one end of it down to Ateyo, melding the other end with part of the floor. "Gonna behave now? I don't think you can eat through those elementals, delicious as they might look."

[Kassire]

((Also, before someone comes rampaging in, I do know that humans are Iru Iluvatar's favorite "children". That means their awarded with shorter lives.))

"Hmmm. You yourself should show some respect."

[Yourmaster]

"But the grape jelly elemental look so good. Can I keep one?"

[Kassire]

"I have an idea, it may work horribly. Since warping and summoning are the same but reversed I can summon him up here, theoretically."
Attempt to summon Ateyo into the room

[WillowLuman]

"I show as much respect as everyone's due, thank y' very much."

[Yourmaster]

Try to grab a jelly elemental first!