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[Ama]

As we make a thing of Ramen.
Lament our lack of lettuces to put in the ramen. Cook the cat, and only cook the cat.

+1 I agree with this idea!

[mastahcheese]

You get out a bowl, spoon, and cup. They seems suitably clean.
You pour the pink lemonade into the cup and set it on the counter, then cook the ramen noodles, and put them in the bowl.
You now have a bowl of ramen, and a cup of pink lemonade, along with an empty pot on the stove, an empty ramen packet, and an empty aluminum can.

You still can't see any cats, so you shape the ramen noodles into a cat shape.

[Prophet]

Eat ramen. Drink pink lemonade. Clean up after self.

[Aseaheru]

Seconding.

[Ama]

After eating go buy a cat.

[Lyeos]

Eat ramen. Drink pink lemonade. Clean up after self.

+1

After eating go buy a cat.

-1

We can do that tomorrow or something.

[Aseaheru]

He'll just tell us to eat it.

[Ama]

*grumblegrumble* Eat and then remember if we have anything to do today or tomorrow.

[mastahcheese]

You eat your ramen and drink your pink lemonade. Refreshing!
While cleaning the dishes, you recall that it's Friday night, so tomorrow will be Saterday. You don't have classes until Monday so you basically have two whole days of nothing to do.
You finish washing and putting away the dishes, and toss the empty ramen wrapper and pink lemonade can in a garbage can you just remembered was under the living room table.

You feel very tired, and need to use the bathroom.

[Fniff]

Aha, so we're a student. Go to the toilet, then read one of your textbooks. Those always send you to a deep, deep sleep.

[mastahcheese]

You walk back into the hallway, and go through the door closer to the bedroom door.
You enter the bathroom. Directly to your left is a sink, wigh some soap, shaving cream, aftershave, and a couple disposable razors on it. Next to the sink is the toilet, and after that is the shower.
You use the toilet, and ponder where your textbooks are. You seem to remember leaving your backpack in your locker so you wouldn't lose it, because you miraculously didn't have any homework over the weekend.
In fact, the only books you think you have here are on your desk.
You finish using the toilet.

[Fniff]

Look over the books on your desk. What sort of interests would you say we have?

[mastahcheese]

You head back into the bedroom.
You sit down at the desk and look over at the stack of books.
On top is still Sun Tzu's Art of War.
You pick it up to look at the other three books.
They consist of the Bhagavad-Gita, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and a self help book on stress reduction.

[Fniff]

Let's get undressed, get into bed clothes, then get into bed. Then we'll read the stress reduction book before going to sleep.

[Ama]

Let's get undressed, get into bed clothes, then get into bed. Then we'll read the stress reduction book before going to sleep.

After using the bathroom and praying to our shrine to Armok.