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[Prophet]

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Raise a massive fortress for my loyal worshippers.

[3+1]: You raise a massive fortress on the Mountain Juri. The fortress is name fort Jurika. ((Don't question my awesome naming skills!))

Axros.

Make the slug's slime toxic.

[5]: The slugs slime is now toxic making the Elves Slug's half of the world toxic.

Cat.

Throw some rodent-spread diseases around Khozh that will travel without difficulty on account of the lack of cats in the city.

[2]: That would have worked had the Khozhians not been protected by the power of Nothing!

THE ONE WITH THE WEIRDEST NAME
NOW INVESTIGATE TO SEE WHY THE VILLAGES KEEP ON SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDING AGAINST MY CONQUEST

IT PROBABLY HAS TO DO WITH ADVENTURES

[3]: You learn that it has something to do with random- "What are you doing in our base!" You are then kicked out into the wild again.

Dr. Doonman

 Now for the trick up my sleeve. Part of the army that destroyed them many years ago. It's back.


        I SICK SNUFFLES ON THEIR ASS*S!!!

  (Also, I'll keep raising him when he dies. Remember he has a +1 to kicking ass and I have a +2 to raising things)

[1]: Nothing grows bored of your attacks on Khozh and banishes you, your army, and Snuffles to a different area.

[AutoSnuffles]: You are banished before you can attack the city.

[Random Event!]: Aliens seeing the danger of the Slug to all live kill it with lasers and clean up the Slug's mess. They then take the body and  dump it in the flame sphere.

((Now let me explain the Snuffles thing since your the one sicking him your action comes first if you had succeeded then I would have rolled for Snuffles as a different character since he was not helping you but doing a different action that got stopped because your action failed.))

[poketwo]

OK, MUST BE THE RANDOM NUMBER GODS. OH WELL.

NOW GO AND FINALLY CONQUER THOSE VILLAGES

[Paphi]

Retire the Avatar. Find the Blue Note as a god.

[Tomasque]

You know what? I'll assist poketwo and let snuffles do his own thing.

[blazing glory]

Make combat system! With 5 damage states!

Intact  Damaged  Bleeding  Mangled  Gone

Head:Intact
Torso:Intact
Right arm:Intact
Left arm:Intact
Right leg:Intact
Left leg:Intact

[Tomasque]

Nevermind. Assist blazing glory.

[Vivalas]

Name: Beebop Boop Dude
Class: Robot Spessmen
Description: A robot that is very generic and sterotypical. He beeboops around.
Bonus/Negative: +1 to Shooting Lasers, +1 To piloting spesscraft, -1 to swimming, -1 to acting normal
Allignment: Alignment (or Good)

Get in a spessship and head to ze alien planet. Build a hyperadvanced base with research labs, defenses, garages, hanagrs, landing stirps, barracks, training grounds, a mine, and such. Put little spessmen on planet and observe them do spessy stuff. Build the aliens a dance hall.

[Prophet]

OK, MUST BE THE RANDOM NUMBER GODS. OH WELL.

NOW GO AND FINALLY CONQUER THOSE VILLAGES

[3]: You conquer a village then the other villages take it back. You are then beaten and thrown into a volcano.

Retire the Avatar. Find the Blue Note as a god.

[4]: You retire the Avatar. You then go out and find the Blue Note. It was in the Void Temple being ignored by everyone except some stupid looking lazy asshole who was going between staring at it and staring at what look like a compu -Agg- I mean a strange thing on his lap.

Create Something to combat Nothing.

[1]: You fail as there is nothing that can combat Nothing.

Make combat system! With 5 damage states!

Intact  Damaged  Bleeding  Mangled  Gone

Head:Intact
Torso:Intact
Right arm:Intact
Left arm:Intact
Right leg:Intact
Left leg:Intact

Nevermind. Assist blazing glory.

[2]: That does not happen.

Name: Beebop Boop Dude
Class: Robot Spessmen
Description: A robot that is very generic and sterotypical. He beeboops around.

Get in a spessship and head to ze alien planet. Build a hyperadvanced base with research labs, defenses, garages, hanagrs, landing stirps, barracks, training grounds, a mine, and such. Put little spessmen on planet and observe them do spessy stuff. Build the aliens a dance hall.

[4]: You go to a alien planet then build a spessbase fill it with spessmen and build a spess dance hall.

((Finally everyone gets to bask in my characters awesomeness. Don't worry I know it can be a bit overwhelming at first.    Vivalas can you add some bonuses/negatives and a alignment to your character sheet.))

[poketwo]

JUMP AND KILL THE GUYS THAT TRYED TO THROW ME INTO VOLCANO

[Vivalas]

Added the mentioned stuffs

[Vivalas]

Assist blazing glory to try and again make this combat system. Also make it so that assists add +1 up to max +3 to actions.

[Tomasque]

Re-assist. I like that idea.

[blazing glory]

Try again.

[Prophet]

JUMP AND KILL THE GUYS THAT TRYED TO THROW ME INTO VOLCANO

[5]: You jump out of the volcano and kill those guys who threw you in!

Try again.

Assist blazing glory to try and again make this combat system. Also make it so that assists add +1 up to max +3 to actions.

Re-assist. I like that idea.

[1]: Nothing refuses.

Create the end of nothing by using everything.

[3]: You end Nothing with Everything thus creating Nothing.

((I think this is the first roll where Poketwo was the only one to win. Also how did you guys manage to roll three 1s?  ))

[poketwo]

NOW FINALLY CONQUER THOSE VILLAGES