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[blazing glory]

Boom out in a loud voice "You have disappointed me." and drive a large spike into the planet.

((Time to make it more unique then any other boring fantasy world.))

[Prophet]

Go fishing as only a mimic can.

[1]: You are now afraid of water. ((Two 1s in a row ouch.))

Raise my army again and again, adding to its numbers as each defender dies by their hands.

[6]: You do so but the raised defenders are still hostile to your army.

NOW, GO CONQURE THE VILLAGES NEAR ME

[2]: The villages destroy your army with their combined armies/army?.? ((Do I use armies or army?))

Smash that temple under a ball of twine as an example of my power.

[6]: You smash half of the city with a ball of twine. You then feel weird. You pass out. You awake to find yourself stuck inside the body of a cat with a angry mob of villagers around you.

((Here, well, I interpreted it as me losing my godhood.))

Build a colossal city of glittering silver populated by cats in a bare country-like area, complete with farms of catnip.

[3]: You build a shack full of cat catnip dealers. ((Sorry forgot about that.))

Boom out in a loud voice "You have disappointed me." and drive a large spike into the planet.

((Time to make it more unique then any other boring fantasy world.))

[3]: A impaled moon now orbits the world. You talk but no one is on the moon to listen.

[Tomasque]

((How about we all agree to do something awesome together - sort of like what Tamer did right now - and then all assist that action in like.. 2 or 3  turns?))

[Lyeos]

Kill all the water!

[Tomasque]

Oh, and attack the city again. (Remember that the zombies are now inside the city)

[poketwo]

CONQURE THOSE VILLAAGES

[Prophet]

Kill all the water!

[6]: All the water in the world is destroyed!

Oh, and attack the city again. (Remember that the zombies are now inside the city)

[3]: Your army attacks but the defenders/undead defenders are joined by a nearby villages army. Together they drive your army out of the city!

CONQURE THOSE VILLAAGES

[1]: The villages conquer you.

[poketwo]

RISE UP AND TAKE OVER ALL OF THOSE VILLAGES

[Lyeos]

Devour the atmosphere.

[Tomasque]

Change all modified rolls to read: [*roll*] + *modifier* = *total*
 This is so people know he the GM forgot to incorporate modifiers.

[Prophet]

RISE UP AND TAKE OVER ALL OF THOSE VILLAGES

[2]: You charge into the villages and try to takeover. You fail and get beat up then tossed back into the wild.

Recreate water before people start dying.

[6]: There is water again! You become a water deity and get blamed for all the water being destroyed because everyone thinks that you becoming a water god caused it.

Devour the atmosphere.

[2]: Even if the atmosphere had been made you would still fail to eat it.

Change all modified rolls to read: [*roll*] + *modifier* = *total*
 This is so people know he the GM forgot to incorporate modifiers.

[1]: Only the GM can modify dice thingies!

((No one ever said I was not a lazy and forgetful person.  ))

[poketwo]

GO ON A VIGOROUS TRAINING SESSION TO BECOME STRONGER WARRIOR

[Lyeos]

Put up a thing on the quest board! A quest to regain my memories!

[Tomasque]

Antiassist Sinarva ((sorry if I posted late))

[blazing glory]

Place slug creatures that can breathe without oxygen on the moon.