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Author Topic: Roll to Nothing. Now with more Nothing.  (Read 69072 times)

Prophet

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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with more RP and Quests.
« Reply #360 on: December 05, 2014, 11:26:20 pm »

GO ON A VIGOROUS TRAINING SESSION TO BECOME STRONGER WARRIOR
[4]: You become a stronger warrior!

Put up a thing on the quest board! A quest to regain my memories!
[3]: You put it up but you forgot to put your name as the requester so no one knows who's memories to look for.

Bless the desert regions of the world with more water in an act of apology.
Antiassist Sinarva ((sorry if I posted late))
[6]: The deserts of the world are now oceans! Killing everyone in the deserts didn't really help with your popularity problem.

Place slug creatures that can breathe without oxygen on the moon.

[6]: The moon is now a giant space slug!

((Hohohohohohoho! I never said that I would choose the best roll only the highest.  :P))
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Tomasque

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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with more RP and Quests.
« Reply #361 on: December 05, 2014, 11:29:26 pm »

Raise the drowned people and turn them into sincronyzed swimming zombies.
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Lyeos

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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with more RP and Quests.
« Reply #362 on: December 05, 2014, 11:31:23 pm »

Join the group that takes the quest?
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with more RP and Quests.
« Reply #363 on: December 05, 2014, 11:37:39 pm »

NOW! CONQUER! THOSE! VILLAGES!
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with more RP and Quests.
« Reply #364 on: December 06, 2014, 12:38:44 am »

((Guys next time you post could you add your characters name to the top of it so I can figure out which character goes with which player. I just need you to do it once please.))

Raise the drowned people and turn them into sincronyzed swimming zombies.
[1]: All the dead bodies were already eaten by the ocean wildlife.

Join the group that takes the quest?
[4]: You join them! Once you explain what happens you and the adventurer party head off!

NOW! CONQUER! THOSE! VILLAGES!
[1]: You try again. You lose again. You also lose your ability to fight.

((Lyeos I know your shufflebottom and Tomasque is the Dr. Doonman right?))
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with more RP and Quests.
« Reply #365 on: December 06, 2014, 12:43:27 am »

Lord Billy Shufflebottom XVII

Pass on this turn.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with more RP and Quests.
« Reply #366 on: December 06, 2014, 12:46:59 am »

REGAIN MY ABILITY TO FIGHT
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« Reply #367 on: December 06, 2014, 01:55:41 am »

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Instill the universe with an indeterminate but large number of magic disciplines.

((Is creating musical instruments not considered a bardly action?))
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with more RP and Quests.
« Reply #368 on: December 06, 2014, 03:06:54 am »

((I'm working on organizing some stuff on my computer that should help me not forget to add the bonuses to the rolls. I just need to make sure that I don't get anybody mixed up.))
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with more RP and Quests.
« Reply #369 on: December 06, 2014, 03:12:15 am »

Axros.

Dump the space slug on the planet.

((This can't possibly go wrong.))
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with more RP and Quests.
« Reply #370 on: December 06, 2014, 03:27:32 am »

((OK. I think I got everyone paired with the right character now.))


Lord Billy Shufflebottom XVII

Pass on this turn.
[Auto]: You pass!

REGAIN MY ABILITY TO FIGHT
[5]: You train and train constantly until you are reforged as a stronger fighter then you were before!

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Instill the universe with an indeterminate but large number of magic disciplines.

((Is creating musical instruments not considered a bardly action?))
[2+1]: You create three magics Elemental Magic, Healing Magic, and Music Magic. ((You can make music magic up as the roll was a 3.))

Axros.

Dump the space slug on the planet.

((This can't possibly go wrong.))
[6]: You dump it on the elves side of the world killing them all.

And now my fellow members of Bay12 I present the Random Event of this turn!

[Random Event!]: The people of Khozh rebuild the Void Temple. The army of Khozh march out to face the necromancer Dr. Doonman!
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with more RP and Quests.
« Reply #371 on: December 06, 2014, 03:30:52 am »

Random

Raise a massive fortress for my loyal worshippers.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with more RP and Quests.
« Reply #372 on: December 06, 2014, 03:36:36 am »

Axros.

Make the slug's slime toxic.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with more RP and Quests.
« Reply #373 on: December 06, 2014, 09:38:20 am »

THE ONE WITH THE WEIRDEST NAME
NOW INVESTIGATE TO SEE WHY THE VILLAGES KEEP ON SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDING AGAINST MY CONQUEST

IT PROBABLY HAS TO DO WITH ADVENTURES
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with more RP and Quests.
« Reply #374 on: December 06, 2014, 10:03:49 am »

Dr. Doonman

 Now for the trick up my sleeve. Part of the army that destroyed them many years ago. It's back.


        I SICK SNUFFLES ON THEIR ASS*S!!!

  (Also, I'll keep raising him when he dies. Remember he has a +1 to kicking ass and I have a +2 to raising things)
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