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Author Topic: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]  (Read 11511 times)

NAV

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Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« on: October 29, 2014, 03:02:08 pm »

YOU ARE A MUTANT. IN PRISON. ON THE MOON.

ESCAPE!
« Last Edit: November 23, 2014, 05:10:06 pm by NAV »
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2014, 03:19:29 pm »

PSIONIC BLAST AT WALL!
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2014, 05:21:36 pm »

CRASH MOON INTO EARTH.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2014, 05:35:30 pm »

Mutate further!
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2014, 05:41:47 pm »

>SHIV LYEOS IN THE NECK WITH THE BONE SPURS GROWING OUT OF MY FOREARMS.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2014, 01:14:21 am »

*blazing glory starts fishing his character out of Vanaard Corp Mistakes because Minimalist means he can twist it to his whims.

Eventually Vanaard Corp managed to put together a team to contain all the mutants, it was successful, and Starn Gundar and others were transferred to a facility on Luna to keep people from finding out, his mutation's kept advancing until he ended up as a full blown Hydra, he now wants to get out.

((Shut up, I liked Vanaard Corp and I haven't gotten anything to fill in the hole.))

Look for a chance to smash a guard into a wall.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2014, 01:39:20 am »

SUMMON SATAN
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2014, 03:39:59 am »

Be imprisoned on Titan instead of luna
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2014, 09:28:56 am »

DETONATE PRISON'S REACTOR.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2014, 10:04:31 am »

PLAY GUITAR WITH SUCH GREAT ROCK POWER THE UNIVERSE INVERTS COLOR
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2014, 10:27:49 am »

Grab Yoink and use him to bludgeon the very fabric of reality until the universe submits to my control.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2014, 10:57:27 am »

Hump and intimidate the nearest guard into letting me out.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Not that minimalist]
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2014, 05:03:52 pm »

PSIONIC BLAST AT WALL!
[5]
YOU BLAST THE WALL WITH YOUR PSIONIC POWERS. IT IS DESTROYED!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: FIRST TO ESCAPE CELL

CRASH MOON INTO EARTH.
NOPE

Mutate further!
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YOU MUTATE INTO A LOVECRAFTIAN MASS OF TENTACLES AND SPIKES AND EYEBALLS THAT WOULD DRIVE ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT IT INSANE. THEN YOU LOOK IN A MIRROR AND GO COMPLETELY INSANE.

>SHIV LYEOS IN THE NECK WITH THE BONE SPURS GROWING OUT OF MY FOREARMS.
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YOU COMPLETELY MISS. NO DAMAGE IS DONE.

*blazing glory starts fishing his character out of Vanaard Corp Mistakes because Minimalist means he can twist it to his whims.

Eventually Vanaard Corp managed to put together a team to contain all the mutants, it was successful, and Starn Gundar and others were transferred to a facility on Luna to keep people from finding out, his mutation's kept advancing until he ended up as a full blown Hydra, he now wants to get out.

((Shut up, I liked Vanaard Corp and I haven't gotten anything to fill in the hole.))

Look for a chance to smash a guard into a wall.
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A GUARD WALK INTO YOUR CELL IN FULL POWER ARMOUR.
"You lookin at me?"
HE SLAMS ONE OF YOUR HEADS INTO THE WALL, BADLY CONCUSSING IT.

SUMMON SATAN
YOU DRAW PENTAGRAMS. NOTHING HAPPENS


Be imprisoned on Titan instead of luna
YOU ARE ON EARTH'S MOON. TITAN IS RESERVED FOR THE RICH CELEBRITY PRISONERS. IT'S MORE OF A RESORT THAN A PRISON. AND YOU AREN'T THERE.

DETONATE PRISON'S REACTOR.
THE PRISON IS NOT THAT POORLY DESIGNED.

PLAY GUITAR WITH SUCH GREAT ROCK POWER THE UNIVERSE INVERTS COLOR
[5]
YOU PLAY GUITAR REALLY GOOD. EVERYONE WHO HEARD IT NOW PERCEIVES COLOURS BACKWARDS.

Grab Yoink and use him to bludgeon the very fabric of reality until the universe submits to my control.
[4]
YOU GRAB YOINK AND USE HIM AS A BLUDGEON. YOU CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THE FABRIC OF REALITY THOUGH.

Hump and intimidate the nearest guard into letting me out.
[1]
YOU TRY TO INTIMIDATE THE NEAREST GUARD. HE SLAMS YOUR HEAD INTO A WALL. ENJOY YOUR CONCUSSION.

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« Last Edit: December 21, 2014, 07:38:20 pm by NAV »
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Not that minimalist]
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2014, 05:10:48 pm »

Grab Wolfkit, using him and his Yoink-bludgeon as a bludgeon to bludgeon down the door.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Not that minimalist]
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2014, 05:13:29 pm »

BECOME SATAN

SUMMON MYSELF
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