Grab Wolfkit, using him and his Yoink-bludgeon as a bludgeon to bludgeon down the door.
[1]
You try to do that, but both your arms pop off at the shoulders.
BECOME SATAN
SUMMON MYSELF
[6]
You successfully become satan, then you summon two of yourselves. The other you looks very angry and Satanic and flips you the bird.
INTO THE AIRVENTS!
[5]
You successfully climb into an airvent and begin making your way to wherever it is you want to go. Continue being this competent and you'll escape in no time.
PRESS THE ESCAPE KEY ON THE KEYBOARD
[6]
You press the escape button to signal that there has been an escape like the good little snitch that you are. Then the sirens start blaring and there are hundreds of mean looking guards marching down the halls.
Grab Wolfkit, using him and his Yoink-bludgeon as a bludgeon to bludgeon down the door.
Assist.
[3]
You sorta manage to jam Lyeos's arms back onto his shoulder stumps. It's not very elegant, or functional, but at least he can function as a link in the Yoink-wielding chain now.
Grab Wolfkit, using him and his Yoink-bludgeon as a bludgeon to bludgeon down the door.
Assist.
Assist.
[5]
You wield Lyeos who is wielding Wolfkit who is wielding Yoink and you use Yoink to bludgeon the door down. The door is bludgeoned down.
Escape through eldritch means.
[2]
If by eldritch means you mean sit on your fat tentacled ass and do nothing, and by escape you mean not escape, then you succeed.
Bite him in the back, where the power armor's systems are stored.
[1]
That is where the grenades are stored you dummy. You just swallowed a frag grenade.
Eat the guard that hit my head and poop him out in the middle of the room. Make a tribal dance around said poop.
[2]
Your pathetic toothless gums are no match for the guard's rippling muscly armoured bod.
Attempt to dodge the surfaces I'm being used to bludgeon. If that proves impossible, parry them with my arm-spines.
[3]
You protect yourself with your arm spines but you still have some nasty bruises.