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Author Topic: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]  (Read 11598 times)

NAV

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Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« on: October 29, 2014, 03:02:08 pm »
YOU ARE A MUTANT. IN PRISON. ON THE MOON.

ESCAPE!
« Last Edit: November 23, 2014, 05:10:06 pm by NAV »
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2014, 03:19:29 pm »
PSIONIC BLAST AT WALL!
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2014, 05:21:36 pm »
CRASH MOON INTO EARTH.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2014, 05:35:30 pm »
Mutate further!
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2014, 05:41:47 pm »
>SHIV LYEOS IN THE NECK WITH THE BONE SPURS GROWING OUT OF MY FOREARMS.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2014, 01:14:21 am »
*blazing glory starts fishing his character out of Vanaard Corp Mistakes because Minimalist means he can twist it to his whims.

Eventually Vanaard Corp managed to put together a team to contain all the mutants, it was successful, and Starn Gundar and others were transferred to a facility on Luna to keep people from finding out, his mutation's kept advancing until he ended up as a full blown Hydra, he now wants to get out.

((Shut up, I liked Vanaard Corp and I haven't gotten anything to fill in the hole.))

Look for a chance to smash a guard into a wall.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2014, 01:39:20 am »
SUMMON SATAN
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2014, 03:39:59 am »
Be imprisoned on Titan instead of luna
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2014, 09:28:56 am »
DETONATE PRISON'S REACTOR.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2014, 10:04:31 am »
PLAY GUITAR WITH SUCH GREAT ROCK POWER THE UNIVERSE INVERTS COLOR
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2014, 10:27:49 am »
Grab Yoink and use him to bludgeon the very fabric of reality until the universe submits to my control.
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Quote from: piecewise on January 02, 2015, 02:14:50 pm
You wanna frisk this guy? This guy with the technicolor wonder limbs? The limbs that could probably slap you on several different levels of reality?
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Minimalist]
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2014, 10:57:27 am »
Hump and intimidate the nearest guard into letting me out.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Not that minimalist]
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2014, 05:03:52 pm »
Quote from: Kevak on October 29, 2014, 03:19:29 pm
PSIONIC BLAST AT WALL!
[5]
YOU BLAST THE WALL WITH YOUR PSIONIC POWERS. IT IS DESTROYED!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: FIRST TO ESCAPE CELL

Quote from: Lyeos on October 29, 2014, 05:21:36 pm
CRASH MOON INTO EARTH.
NOPE

Quote from: Beirus on October 29, 2014, 05:35:30 pm
Mutate further!
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YOU MUTATE INTO A LOVECRAFTIAN MASS OF TENTACLES AND SPIKES AND EYEBALLS THAT WOULD DRIVE ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT IT INSANE. THEN YOU LOOK IN A MIRROR AND GO COMPLETELY INSANE.

Quote from: Yoink on October 29, 2014, 05:41:47 pm
>SHIV LYEOS IN THE NECK WITH THE BONE SPURS GROWING OUT OF MY FOREARMS.
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YOU COMPLETELY MISS. NO DAMAGE IS DONE.

Quote from: blazing glory on October 30, 2014, 01:14:21 am
*blazing glory starts fishing his character out of Vanaard Corp Mistakes because Minimalist means he can twist it to his whims.

Eventually Vanaard Corp managed to put together a team to contain all the mutants, it was successful, and Starn Gundar and others were transferred to a facility on Luna to keep people from finding out, his mutation's kept advancing until he ended up as a full blown Hydra, he now wants to get out.

((Shut up, I liked Vanaard Corp and I haven't gotten anything to fill in the hole.))

Look for a chance to smash a guard into a wall.
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A GUARD WALK INTO YOUR CELL IN FULL POWER ARMOUR.
"You lookin at me?"
HE SLAMS ONE OF YOUR HEADS INTO THE WALL, BADLY CONCUSSING IT.

Quote from: Orange Wizard on October 30, 2014, 01:39:20 am
SUMMON SATAN
YOU DRAW PENTAGRAMS. NOTHING HAPPENS


Quote from: Dorsidwarf on October 30, 2014, 03:39:59 am
Be imprisoned on Titan instead of luna
YOU ARE ON EARTH'S MOON. TITAN IS RESERVED FOR THE RICH CELEBRITY PRISONERS. IT'S MORE OF A RESORT THAN A PRISON. AND YOU AREN'T THERE.

Quote from: masked_krusader on October 30, 2014, 09:28:56 am
DETONATE PRISON'S REACTOR.
THE PRISON IS NOT THAT POORLY DESIGNED.

Quote from: Nidilap on October 30, 2014, 10:04:31 am
PLAY GUITAR WITH SUCH GREAT ROCK POWER THE UNIVERSE INVERTS COLOR
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YOU PLAY GUITAR REALLY GOOD. EVERYONE WHO HEARD IT NOW PERCEIVES COLOURS BACKWARDS.

Quote from: Wolfkit on October 30, 2014, 10:27:49 am
Grab Yoink and use him to bludgeon the very fabric of reality until the universe submits to my control.
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YOU GRAB YOINK AND USE HIM AS A BLUDGEON. YOU CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THE FABRIC OF REALITY THOUGH.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on October 30, 2014, 10:57:27 am
Hump and intimidate the nearest guard into letting me out.
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YOU TRY TO INTIMIDATE THE NEAREST GUARD. HE SLAMS YOUR HEAD INTO A WALL. ENJOY YOUR CONCUSSION.

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« Last Edit: December 21, 2014, 07:38:20 pm by NAV »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 23, 2015, 03:37:47 pm
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Not that minimalist]
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2014, 05:10:48 pm »
Grab Wolfkit, using him and his Yoink-bludgeon as a bludgeon to bludgeon down the door.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [Not that minimalist]
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2014, 05:13:29 pm »
BECOME SATAN

SUMMON MYSELF
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.
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