Destroy all knowledge of Nukes. Spawn the deep caverns under the mountain. Spawn the us worhiping mountain goblins in the deep caverns.
((Us as in the room that we are.))
KNOWLEDGE OF NUKES has been destroyed
the DEEP CAVERNS have been created!
the MOUNTAIN GOBLINS have been created in the DEEP CAVERNS!
the MOUNTAIN GOBLINS have begun calling themselves TROLLS!
the TROLLS worship YOU
the TROLLS and the DWARVES have begun fighting!
Expand height of self into space. Also, expand X and Y dimensions of room by atleast 2km.
YOUR INNER UNIVERSE already contained space, or at least a VERSION OF IT
it now contains SLIGHTLY MORE SPACE
YOUR INNER UNIVERSE is now also SLIGHTLY BIGGER
Steal the magical killy stabby spear. Place the killy stabby spear in the deep caverns when it spawns.
YOU have stolen the MAGICAL SPEAR
URIST MCSTABBY has been left powerless!
URIST MCSTABBY is safe in his bunker, preparing for the ALLIANCE-BOAR WAR!
the MAGICAL SPEAR has been given to the TROLLS!
the TROLLS have tried eating it!
Absorb URIST MCSTABBY into the floor.
Obtain BIRD from GM.
URIST MCSTABBY begins to slowly sink into YOU
URIST MCSTABBY has been engulfed!
URIST MCSTABBY is having trouble breathing!
URIST MCSTABBY has been struck down!
BLAZING GLORY has stolen the GM's BIRD
the GM says screw you too
didn't even want that BIRD
so ha
Summon the Fleshy Tendril of +5 Tickling!
the FLESHY TENDRIL OF +5 TICKLING has been spawned!
adding to the base TICKLECOUNT of the TENDRIL WEAPON CLASS, it now gives:
TEN TICKLES
Give BOARS advanced LAZERS to defear the DWARF-GOBLIN ALLIANCE.
the BOARS now have ADVANCED LAZ0R TECH
the GOBLIN-DWARF ALLIANCe declares HAXX0RZ
the MODERATORS are considering banning the BOARS
Weapons of mass destruction are from now on forbidden technology, forever and irrevocably. No such things are allowed to exist within me. Ever.
Grow a large and fertile forest for CAINITES. Spawn functional ecosystem into the forest.
WOMDS are now permabanned!
a LARGE AND FERITLE FOREST WITH A FUNCTIONAL ECOSYSTEM has been spawned
the GM notes that though he's an ASSHOLE, that particular LEVEL OF DETAIL isn't needed
(Noo, WOMDs help to ensure peace among those factions that would otherwise tear up the beautiful system of Room))
Be the next room over for a bit
you are next room
YOUR NEIGHBOR ROOM is being really loud now
it's kinda annoying
Raise Ry'leh Cthulhu's way!
YOU raise RY'LEH
the GM fixes your spelling to R'LYEH, and swats you with a ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER!
YOU now contain CTHULHU and R'LYEH!
what do?