Give the KNOTIANS a magical killy stabby spear.
the KNOTIANS now have a MAGIC SPEAR!
the KNOTIANS name a champion!
his name is URIST MCSTABBY
URIST MCSTABBY has been given the MAGIC SPEAR!
URIST MCSTAABY has realized the magic power of the MAGIC SPEAR!
Increase the space inside me to be much much larger than the space outside of me. Spawn layer of dirt, grass and some trees.
you now contain a SECOND UNIVERSE!
a layer of DIRT, GRASS, and TREES cover the SECOND UNIVERSE
the GOBLINS have begun making APPLE ORCHARDS for SUSTENANCE
Spawn a mountain full of cave systems near the Knotians.
((Can you tell which side I like best.))
a MASSIVE MOUNTAIN appears near the KNOTIANS!
it has many CAVE SYSTEMS
the KNOTIANS have established a settlement in the MASSIVE MOUNTAIN!
the KNOTIANS have become DWARVES!
the DWARVES have established a new nation named KNOTIA!
Provide technology as appropriate to both sides to ensure permanent stalemate
TECHNOLOGY has been provided!
a STALEMATE has occurred between the KNOTIANS and the CAINITES!
Give the BOARS some NUCLEAR WEAPONRY and WISDOM.
the BOARS now have NUCLEAR WEAPONRY and WISDOM!
the BOARS crush all resistance from the PIGS!
Make the floor fleshy and make it wriggle!
((Currently my computer is suffering crippling internal errors, I plan on updating everything when I can get it working again, or failing that, get a new compy. Good thing I backed everything up~))
the FLOOR is already fleshy!
it's now wriggling, though.
the GM ignores your DOUBLE PARENTHESIS!
the GM assures you he was only joking
the CAINITES offer a truce to the KNOTIANS!
the KNOTIANS accept!
the GOBLIN-DWARF ALLIANCE are now endeavoring to liberate NEW PORKLAND!
the GOBLIN-DWARF ALLIANCE have begun researching NUKES!