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[blazing glory]

Poison flesh.

Also tell GM we are happy to help.

[Eric Blank]

Spawn Pigs for the goblins to hunt.

Spawn deadly giant wild boars for the goblins to hunt.

[flame99]

Invite new PERSON to the room

a NEW PERSON has been invited!
he's rsvp'd to the WAR
the NEW PERSON will arrive in TWO TURNS to be fashionably late!

Spawn Pigs for the goblins to hunt.

PIGS have been created!
the GOBLINS are no longer hunting your TENTACLES

Steal FLESH KEY from URIST MCKILLY.

the FLESH KEY has been stolen!
URIST MCKILLY is left powerless!
the ☼SPAWNANIUM SPEAR☼ hits URIST MCKILLY in the NECK!
URIST MCKILLY has been struck down

Poison flesh.

Also tell GM we are happy to help.

your flesh has been poisoned!
kinda pointless since the GOBLINS aren't eating YOU anymore
the GM flips you the BIRD

Spawn Pigs for the goblins to hunt.

Spawn deadly giant wild boars for the goblins to hunt.

the PIGS are now protected by GIANT WILD BOARS!

in response to the increased OVERCROWDING, the CAINITES have built GOLDEN CITIES on the WALLS!
it's sorta like MONSTROUS ROOM BLING

the KNOTIANS attempt to invade the CAINITES!
they find the encampments largely empty.
they slaughter the few they find
they have yet to see the CAINITES

the PIGS are declaring themselves a sovereign nation!
the BOARS have taken DICTATORIAL CONTROL of NEW PORKLAND!

[Prophet]

Give the KNOTIANS a magical killy stabby spear.

[AoshimaMichio]

Increase the space inside me to be much much larger than the space outside of me. Spawn layer of dirt, grass and some trees.

[Prophet]

Spawn a mountain full of cave systems near the Knotians.

((Can you tell which side I like best.))

[Graknorke]

Provide technology as appropriate to both sides to ensure permanent stalemate

[Migue5356]

Give the BOARS some NUCLEAR WEAPONRY and WISDOM.

[~Neri]

Make the floor fleshy and make it wriggle!

((Currently my computer is suffering crippling internal errors, I plan on updating everything when I can get it working again, or failing that, get a new compy. Good thing I backed everything up~))

[flame99]

Give the KNOTIANS a magical killy stabby spear.

the KNOTIANS now have a MAGIC SPEAR!
the KNOTIANS name a champion!
his name is URIST MCSTABBY
URIST MCSTABBY has been given the MAGIC SPEAR!
URIST MCSTAABY has realized the magic power of the MAGIC SPEAR!

Increase the space inside me to be much much larger than the space outside of me. Spawn layer of dirt, grass and some trees.

you now contain a SECOND UNIVERSE!
a layer of DIRT, GRASS, and TREES cover the SECOND UNIVERSE
the GOBLINS have begun making APPLE ORCHARDS for SUSTENANCE

Spawn a mountain full of cave systems near the Knotians.

((Can you tell which side I like best.))

a MASSIVE MOUNTAIN appears near the KNOTIANS!
it has many CAVE SYSTEMS
the KNOTIANS have established a settlement in the MASSIVE MOUNTAIN!
the KNOTIANS have become DWARVES!
the DWARVES have established a new nation named KNOTIA!

Provide technology as appropriate to both sides to ensure permanent stalemate

TECHNOLOGY has been provided!
a STALEMATE has occurred between the KNOTIANS and the CAINITES!

Give the BOARS some NUCLEAR WEAPONRY and WISDOM.

the BOARS now have NUCLEAR WEAPONRY and WISDOM!
the BOARS crush all resistance from the PIGS!

Make the floor fleshy and make it wriggle!

((Currently my computer is suffering crippling internal errors, I plan on updating everything when I can get it working again, or failing that, get a new compy. Good thing I backed everything up~))

the FLOOR is already fleshy!
it's now wriggling, though.
the GM ignores your DOUBLE PARENTHESIS!
the GM assures you he was only joking

the CAINITES offer a truce to the KNOTIANS!
the KNOTIANS accept!
the GOBLIN-DWARF ALLIANCE are now endeavoring to liberate NEW PORKLAND!
the GOBLIN-DWARF ALLIANCE have begun researching NUKES!

[Prophet]

Destroy all knowledge of Nukes. Spawn the deep caverns under the mountain. Spawn the us worhiping mountain goblins in the deep caverns.

((Us as in the room that we are.))

[Aseaheru]

Expand height of self into space. Also, expand X and Y dimensions of room by atleast 2km.

[Prophet]

Steal the magical killy stabby spear. Place the killy stabby spear in the deep caverns when it spawns.

[blazing glory]

Absorb URIST MCSTABBY into the floor.

Obtain BIRD from GM.

[~Neri]

Summon the Fleshy Tendril of +5 Tickling!