Fakedoublepost: Day 4 is complete! Everyone get ready for day 5!
Okay, here we go on day 4, everyone! I've made some more tweaks to the Sims to reduce bad weirdness and increase good weirdness!
RedKing is the first awake. Why are you awake at 4am, RedKing?
He immediately sets out to make breakfast.
BurntPies is awake. Vector dreams of becoming a burglar, I guess.
Burnt Pies starts her newest masterpiece: A horror book entitled "If Witches Were Horses". I can only shake my head.
Meanwhile, I watch the cooking channel. I would never cook without a shirt on, though, as my chest is too flammable for that nonsense.
Do you see the issue I face, here?
DAMN YOU AND YOUR WAFFLES OF DOOM, REDKING!
Barbarossa immediately hopped in the shower this morning. He actually sprinted there.
Barbarossa enjoys some quality time with a fork and some madness.
I will eat a hotdog for breakfast before I touch a plate full of nonsense.
Vector is awake, but she doesn't look terribly happy about it. (She actually had a negative moodlet all day from her Grumpy trait.) Picutred: Sappho is running from the paparazzi.
Despite the grumpy start to her day, a little time with the gardening book will get Vector going.
Knowledge is not food, Vector. You should not consume it in the dining area.
RedKing is enjoying his own scent, but knows he should take a shower.
BurntPies eyes some waffles. Eyes them pretty hard, actually.
I'm not sure what Barbarossa is training for. I turned zombie invasions off.
RedKing, you should probably take off your hat in the shower. Your hair is never going to get clean, no matter how much shampoo you use on the hat.
Japa, like seemingly everyone else in the Haus, needs a shower desperately. Hey, at least he didn't sleep burnt to a crisp last night.
Sappho was actually actively laughing at Japa because of how bad he smelled. I don't even.
RedKing had a complete crying meltdown in the shower area. Not sure why, as he had no negative moodlets or traits that dictate that he should do that.
He promptly begins flirting with BurntPies, who mostly stonewalls him.
With RedKing's track record, this can't end well. Duck, Barbarossa!
The highest of high fives is achieved. Thank goodness I'm wrong so much.
RedKing moves on to try to talk to Vector, but she's busy learning fancy names for pieces of plants. Sorry, RK.
Sappho grabs a plate of madness and syrup.
No, not you too, Wolfeyez! She has succumbed to the siren call of waffles.
There are a lot of beds to be made. You slobs.
The living room is a-bustle with activity. RedKing will never give up, never surrender, and Japa just wants to watch tv.
BurntPies prods him into playing video games, instead. It was not difficult to do so.
Sappho gets back to work on her chair statue.
Those twinkling lights would be Vector gaining a level in Gardening. For some reason, this requisitions you a packet of seeds, which show up instantly in your pocket. Time to plant some seeds.
And plant she does. Something like 7 different plants, including a grapevine and a lemon tree.
Sappho sits amongst, and on, her creations.
Sappho then heads over to the easel and begins making a hellacious mess in green.
RedKing approaches Vector after she's done planting and tries to make up.
Despite them both being sopping wet and kind of cold, they begin to get along a little better. I'm sure it would all be very romantic if it weren't so utterly platonic and a little bit weird.
Meanwhile, everyone else in the Haus except Sappho decides to help BurntPies against Japa.
Vector paints on the new easel I bought after coming inside. There is no such thing as too many artists, and you guys could use the practice.
I also bought a fleet of bicycles. There wasn't as much money left as I thought there would be, so Wolfeyez and I will have to wait for cars. For now.
Freedom! Japa actually went to the Divisadvero Budget Bookstore and got a part time job, but apparently the screencap process leaves something to be desired. That particular set of pictures is nowhere to be found. Perhaps Japa doesn't want any evidence around. Who knows?
Barbarossa heads to a local nightclub. There's almost no one here.
So, he decides to get his karaoke on. Seeing as the dance floor is empty, it has no impact on the club.
Barbarossa's moves are not exactly smoove.
Wolfeyez goes into a cleaning frenzy. She's like a reverse tornado. As she goes through, everything gets undestroyed in a matter of seconds.
Vector finally eats something. Waffles or not, you shouldn't go damn near a whole day without food.
This is not a good day to be a board.
I am the Timber Terminator! (Meaning that I can now break space rock blocks for a random chance at a random gem. This will probably make us extremely wealthy in a short amount of time.)
RedKing finds someone online to flirt with.
Sappho is still painting that thing, and RedKing has switched computers. He's still soaked from being outside with Vector.
Barbarossa cedes the microphone to someone without a hilariously bass-filled voice.
I think that's a tree. I'm not sure, but I think so. You people and your hoity-toity modern art.
Barbarossa decides to play pool at this weirdly lit karaoke bar.
Japa and Wolfeyez watch a documentary and talk books. Nerds.
"Tonight, on 'The History of Isometric Views'..."
Sappho decides that some non-waffle food is in order. Macaroni is best noodle.
RedKing compliments Wolfeyez on her cooking. Japa is skeptical.
Hey, it's the lady with the cat hat!
Barbarossa is ready for his close up. After all, she is paparazzi.
I bought a new gem cutting machine for my board breaking exploits. Money doesn't grow on trees except in special circumstances, but hey, we'll take what we can get.
Pull the lever!
RedKing, you might want to rein in the flirting. Wolfeyez is married. To me. C'mon, dude.
RedKing has decided that he's had enough of today, and is going to bed at 7pm.
Barbarossa tries his hand at this cooking thing.
Meanwhile, Japa is much smoother than RedKing.
Actually, scratch that. Maybe not.
Sappho and Wolfeyez race up the rock walls. Unfortunately, neither one of them made it to the top.
Japa plays a little tune. That tune? Chopsticks.
Aah, macaroni. Is there anything you can't do?
Vector broke one of the showers. Also, she may be in the midst of a demonic possession.
I call this a draw. So tired.
That does not look so good, Barbarossa. Cooking is a different skill than working out.
Tired Burnt Pies is tired. I can't stop yawning when this picture pops up.
Barbarossa sneakily grabs a bowl of the macaroni that Sappho cooked earlier and put in the fridge.
I try to start a song with Japa. Vector ignores us, despite the volume.
Sappho has had enough.
Vector continues painting, although for some reason she's changed into her pajamas to do so.
Sappho is actually getting back out of bed. She forgot to eat dinner.
Barbarossa decides to take out some frustrations on our very low basketball hoop. Slamjam, y'all.
Burnt Pies helps out with the dishes. I approve.
Wolfeyez is done being around you guys for the day. Just done.
Japa heads to bed. He has to be well rested for the bookstore!
Sappho grabs some of that bread that Wolfeyez made. Mmm, bread.
Oh, crap, the creepy looking hired-killer guy came back! Run, Barbarossa!
Barbarossa does not back down from an insult/pun battle. You're meat, pal!
Things get very heated between the two of them.
Very heated indeed. Barbarossa insists that he not come back around.
Then he goes to bed. Telling someone off is hard work.
Burnt Pies follows suit, without the telling off.
Lights out, Hausmates! It's been weird!RedKing and Vector earn their
Writ of Good Behavior for making up and being civil with one another. They can now leave the Haus and take on jobs or something if they like! (Everyone else already has theirs.)
Barbarossa, Sappho, RedKing, Vector, and Wolfeyez are all beginning to feel ill!
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