At last, I have been chosen to command the fort. While this is an unexpected honor, the fort is on the brink of madness. To make things worse, I have recently received a letter from the Committee of Dieing Horrible Deaths, regarding the lack of Horrible Deaths. Their quota has not been filled, and they are displeased. Most of the dwarves here are unhappy, and under a lot of stress. Moving does that to people. The mayor doesn't have a room, so the dwarves don't know where to go to cry. There is no captain of the guard, and 1/2 of the workforce is idle. There are no barracks for the militia to train. The Magma Forges are open to anything that can swim in magma (Crabs, imps, and other !!fun!! stuff). There is a bridge across the magma pipe that is open to the caverns, and has signs of being attacked by Giant Spiders. No wonder this fort only has 46 dwarves, despite it's age. On the plus side, I don't think that food will ever be an issue, as there are 4277 ursts of food, which is a little more then 90 ursts per dwarf.
I have imminently started digging out quarters for the mayor, and the barracks.
Did you know that we had 6 ghosts? I said had, because I built some slabs, and got rid of them all. We also had no coffins, which is always a bad sign. There appears to be a cave spider lurking somewhere in the fort, because webs just keep on appearing out of nowhere. However, there have been no sightings, and no attacks, so I will let sleeping spiders lie.
3rd Granite
A dwarf made a marble toy axe called Sewerduty. It has some art of some humans killing each other.
15th Granite
Elves came to trade. While bring cages to the depot, a troll escapes. After a brutal 1v1 fight with a nearby swordsdwarf, the troll dies. The swordsdwarf is bruised all over, and had his nose and ear pulped. A few more trolls escape. The militia is crippled by the sun.
My beard sense is acting up. Apparently, Salmeuk III was somehow trapped in the caverns, along with Senshuken II. Despite having a pick, and knowing where the fort was, she just sat there and whined about being hungry. I am digging a tunnel to go save them.
Alas, I dig too late. Salmeuk III dies of starvation when the miner is 3 blocks away from piercing the cavern, along with Senshuken. They die 2 blocks away from each other. I leave their corpses there as a message: don't let dwarves wander the caverns. Why were they there? How did the previous overseer ignore them? These are questions I have no answers for.
While I was having some new workshops placed, and their walls smothed, I took a look at one of the engravers, and started to wonder how she is still alive. Her new nickname is "Frankenstean".
Felsite 2nd: There was great rejoicing.
Felsite 18th
A dwarf is depressed. They all feel like they are under a lot of stress. As such, I am initiating project CHER (Can Happiness Ever Rule?). 20 copper statues are being made in the forges, and a slab memorial has been created. In addition, I am smoothing all the walls, and giving dwarfs individual rooms. However, there are only 44 dwarves, so everything will take time.
End Spring