UNITED FREE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF WIJAYOT OFFICIAL MINISTRY OF PEACE AND FREEDOM Dear Military Committee,
The Glorious Leader, President Chughyen Weng-jul is very pleased with your work in developing the design of the wooden dragon for military utility. We have deliberately let out the new to the other Nations have been of our new technology. However, they do not have any knowledge of our technology itself. It is his Mandate that you shall prevent any espionage agents from communicating to their faction about any further development, and to detain and send them to the choir invisible.
Procedure Wiang-065 is underway, and the President has demanded for all volunteers for the Wooden Dragon project to be rounded up and terminated, and to invite more aspiring scientists from other countries to replace them.
The production output quota of entertainment service for the capital city is to be doubled as to cite the President "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE OUT OF CAVIAR!?!?". The productivity is to be enforced through the use of electric encouragement device. Blunt encouragement devices are to be reserved for stubborn cases only, as the hospital is currently short-staffed. The song "Ode to Freedom" is to have its lyrics revised as specified in the enclosed instruction.
Finally, refer to the second enclosed folder for instructions by the President Chughyen on the military procedure for global liberalization.
All hail President Chughyen Weng-jul, all hail him of the thousand blackened planets that howl with the wind of the endless despairing void.
All hail.
- Secretary Zhang Jian