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[bigjaredmonkey]

Use slade foot to kick the demon in the head!

slade is REALLY heavy, incase you havent noticed. even if you could lift your foot, your broken leg would prevent you to, because you are prone. plus, you are also unconsious from pain from the broken leg. oh, and you can only get slade by haxing. Dr.Hax was summoned!

Lead my men and women to victory!

Destroy the tower's counter-siege forces!

Once more into the front, men! Show no mercy to these wretched fiends!

one can only falter their results. random number generator 59, point for goblins.

Build a wall surrounding the tower that protects the archers

wall built, complete with 1,000 snatched elf archers at legendary+5, firing an unlimited supply of ☼Adamantine Arrow☼.

Yells "Charge!" to his remaining soldiers and skulks off like the night creature he is...

the remaining hundred or so bear riders are horrified from the death of 70% of their comrades.

Send out hammerers to hammer the goblins

a squad of 10 adept-level hammerdwarves are sent to the goblin army. they are slaughtered.

TOWER HP: 9,900/10,000
TOWER ACTION 1: A mason repairs the tower. +20 hp
TOWER ACTION 2 (GUN): the gun shoots the rest of the bear riders to ash. all bear riders are dead.
TOWER ACTION 3 (ELVES): the elves prepare to counter-volley anyone who targets the tower! (0/3 power)
DR.HAX ACTION: Dr.Hax throws a LUA monitor at blazing glory, knocking him back until he slams into the mountain nearby and removing him of his slade foot, deleting the foot!
DEMON ACTION: the demon kicks blazing glory in the upper body, bruising the muscle and bruising the lung!
blazing glory is having trouble breathing!
GOBLIN ACTION: the goblins have the advantage! (army 1/3)
TROLL ACTION: the trolls chase after Quartz_mace, easily catching him because he snuck off, yet being a not sneaker!
WEASELCAKE ACTION: teleports to Salsacookies, uses his "white" jarate-izing power on Salsacookies. Salsacookies is now a jar of piss.

GUN INTEGRITY: 2,500/2,500
GOBLINS: 5,000/5,000
TROLLS: 500/1000
DEMON HP: 7,500/7,500
WEASELCAKE HP: 2,000/2,000
Dr.Hax HP: 100/100

EFFECTS:
Salsacookies: jarate-ized
Rolepgeek: Chaotic battle (army 0/3)
Quarts_Mace: Vampire
blazing glory: NO HITTING BIETCH (EXPIRED)

undead defenders:
PrivateNomad
Kalek
Cryxis, prince of doom

[Rolepgeek]

Realize the only way to win is not to play

Quit server
Become hacker

Disable anti-OP forcefield

Win

[Quartz_Mace]

Retaliates at the trolls, bashing in skulls and breaking down foes to carve a path with his Super Vampire strength, toughness, and agility!

[blazing glory]

Well that was fun, ask tower for a game of scrabble.

[Salsacookies]

Become Jarateavy! Gun down Weaselcake with jarate bullets

[bigjaredmonkey]

Become Jarateavy! Gun down Weaselcake with jarate bullets

you are too busy being friends with weaselcake, because he spawned a ton of cakes for everyone to eat.

Realize the only way to win is not to play

Quit server
Become hacker

Disable anti-OP forcefield

Win

Anti OP kicks in halfway through it, Anti OP now repels anything not OP enough Dr.Hax has been deleted when the "no op" and the "only op" collide for a second. for hack-based attacks, poor grammar powers it. other attacks require proper grammar.

Retaliates at the trolls, bashing in skulls and breaking down foes to carve a path with his Super Vampire strength, toughness, and agility!

you carve a path straight to the demon. you ignore the fact that you are going towards the demon, sealing your fate.

Well that was fun, ask tower for a game of scrabble.

sure! you play a game of scrabble, which stops you from doing anything but playing scrabble for 3 turns.

TOWER HP: 9,900/10,000
TOWER ACTION 1: busy playing scrabble.
TOWER ACTION 2 (GUN): the gun overheats! must spend a turn to cool.
TOWER ACTION 3 (ELVES): the elves run off to siege a fortress deforesting a forest. (GONE)
DR.HAX ACTION: DELETED
DEMON ACTION: The demon scratches Quartz_mace in the right hand, tearing the muscle!
an artery has been opened by the attack!
GOBLIN ACTION: the battle has reached a stalemate, both forces have 2/3 of their remaining troops.
TROLL ACTION: slaughtered by Quartz_mace, now all dead.
WEASELCAKE ACTION: creates cakes for everyone to eat. everyone gets fully healed. Salsacookies is now friends with weaselcake.

GUN INTEGRITY: 2,500/2,500
GOBLINS: 5,000/5,000
TROLLS: DEAD
DEMON HP: 7,500/7,500
ELVES: GONE
CAKES: 250/250 (eat a cake to heal 50 hp!)

EFFECTS:
Rolepgeek: Chaotic battle (army 0/3)
Quarts_Mace: Vampire
blazing glory: Scrabble!

undead defenders:
PrivateNomad
Kalek
Cryxis, prince of doom

advice: get your own summons

[Rolepgeek]

Summons Hacker army totally which is coolest than yours

Proceeded to winning

[Quartz_Mace]

Acts in a civilized manner, taking a cake and splitting it with the Demon. He makes an offer, to make a Dwarven outpost, mine down into the magma sea, and breach it, freeing his Demonic brethren!

[bigjaredmonkey]

Summons Hacker army totally which is coolest than yours

Proceeded to winning

your hacker army are newb script kiddies

Acts in a civilized manner, taking a cake and splitting it with the Demon. He makes an offer, to make a Dwarven outpost, mine down into the magma sea, and breach it, freeing his Demonic brethren!

aw, how nice of you! good thing one of the demon's spheres was partying.
all hostile actions are cancelled for two turns.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, ALL HOSTILE ACTIONS ARE CANCELLED FOR TWO TURNS, HOSTILE ACTIONS = DEATH BY DEMON

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Hack reality to gain control over all aspects

[Quartz_Mace]

Gathers a small band of 6 other Dwarves and embarks in the side of a mountain near a Necromancer tower. Begins mining down continuously while other Dwarves complain about "food, booze, rest, and nourishment. Hits adamantine...

[elpreda]

Makes an offering of cheese to Sheogorath then runs naked towards the demon and uses the Wabbajack on the demon and on himself.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You just activated my trap card!

you wasted a trap card. you aren't an 8 oz glass.

Actually the trap does not specify who is being attacked. Just that damage would be dealt. It is implied by the fact it came from a single player game but still.

Draw a circle of amplification around myself.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Use magic to increase archers fire rate since they have infinite adamantine arrows

[blazing glory]

Win game of scrabble.