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PrivateNomad

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Re: Destroy the Tower (Round 1)
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2014, 04:41:36 pm »
Lure the army out of the anti-op forcefield.
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Re: Destroy the Tower (Round 1)
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2014, 04:50:30 pm »
Far away from the tower begins a secret quest to become a vampire.
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Re: Destroy the Tower (Round 1)
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2014, 04:51:28 pm »
Turn tower's blocks into sand.
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Re: Destroy the Tower (Round 1)
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2014, 06:12:12 pm »
Quote from: elpreda on September 22, 2014, 04:41:06 pm
Uses Nagasaki against the tower and it's defenders.
the demon gets an extra sentient kill to it's name.

Quote from: PrivateNomad on September 22, 2014, 04:41:36 pm
Lure the army out of the anti-op forcefield.
you successfully lure 500 trolls out of the forcefield. they proceed to kill you.

Quote from: Quartz_Mace on September 22, 2014, 04:50:30 pm
Far away from the tower begins a secret quest to become a vampire.
you are now a vampire. somehow this deals 100 damage to the tower.

Quote from: blazing glory on September 22, 2014, 04:51:28 pm
Turn tower's blocks into sand.
NO HITTING BIETCH
but somehow you deal 9 damage to the tower.

TOWER HP: 9,880/10,000
TOWER ACTION: the tower unloads on common sense, the tower is now sentient and has a giant plasma chaingun on top of it.

GUN INTEGRITY: 2,500/2,500
GOBLINS: 5,000/5,000
TROLLS: 500/1000
DEMON HP: 7,500/7,500

EFFECTS:
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Quarts_Mace: Vampire
blazing glory: NO HITTING BIETCH (0/5)

undead defenders:
PrivateNomad
Kalek


everyone is now required to have hit points, as well as summons. i don't want to instakill you all. if you dont list HP, you have 1 HP.
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Re: Destroy the Tower (Round 1)
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2014, 06:58:44 pm »
2,500/2,500 HP.

Ninja kick the demon.
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Re: Destroy the Tower (Round 1)
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2014, 07:01:19 pm »
Quartz_Mace: Hp 100:100 (Vampire toughness)

As a Vampire and slayer of one, commands an army of 500 bear-riding humans to march upon the tower, but does not fight himself.
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Welcome, newcomer, to this place of madness, also referred to as the forums of the Twelfth Bay. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Quote from: Max™ on September 27, 2014, 01:14:22 am
Quartz Mace cancels living: demons embedded in everything.
Ass möde is a way of life
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Destroy the Tower (Round 1)
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2014, 07:20:20 pm »
Throw a brick at the chain gun
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Re: Destroy the Tower (Round 1)
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2014, 07:24:48 pm »
Raise my army of Soldiers, Archers, Catapults, and Mages.

Wage War upon the tower. LAUNCH THE MAGE-CANNON!

It shoots lightning.
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Re: Destroy the Tower (Round 1)
« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2014, 07:38:12 pm »
Be the wizard. It is me.
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bigjaredmonkey

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Re: Destroy the Tower (Round 1)
« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2014, 07:40:39 pm »
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on September 22, 2014, 07:38:12 pm
Be the wizard. It is me.
hello there! welcome to the defenders! unless you are an attacker!

Quote from: blazing glory on September 22, 2014, 06:58:44 pm
2,500/2,500 HP.

Ninja kick the demon.
"blazing glory kicks the demon in the second left toe, bruising the muscle!"
-0 damage. you really think that would work? remember to press shift+A to aim your attack.

Quote from: Quartz_Mace on September 22, 2014, 07:01:19 pm
Quartz_Mace: Hp 100:100 (Vampire toughness)

As a Vampire and slayer of one, commands an army of 500 bear-riding humans to march upon the tower, but does not fight himself.
200 of the bears go wild, because you forgot to tame them when they went semi-wild.

Quote from: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 22, 2014, 07:20:20 pm
Throw a brick at the chain gun
the brick bounces harmlessly off the chain gun and lands on your head, instakilling you.
welcome to the defender team.

Quote from: Rolepgeek on September 22, 2014, 07:24:48 pm
Raise my army of Soldiers, Archers, Catapults, and Mages.

Wage War upon the tower. LAUNCH THE MAGE-CANNON!

It shoots lightning.
due to the tower being made of a magical, non metal substance, the lightning has no effect.

TOWER HP: 9,880/10,000
TOWER ACTION 1: weaselcake teleports outside the tower, in support of said tower! (how dare you decide to randomly destroy some guy's tower! is his thought.)
TOWER ACTION 2: The plasma chaingun unloads much plasma shots at Quartz_mace's army. -150 bears.
DEMON ACTION: the demon punches blazing glory in the lower left leg, bruising the muscle and shattering the bone!
blazing glory gives into pain.
GOBLIN ACTION: the goblins charge Rolepgeek's army! chaos erupts on both sides.
TROLL ACTION: the trolls wander back inside the anti-OP forcefield.
WEASELCAKE ACTION: "i'm weaselcake"

GUN INTEGRITY: 2,500/2,500
GOBLINS: 5,000/5,000
TROLLS: 500/1000
DEMON HP: 7,500/7,500
WEASELCAKE HP: 2,000/2,000

EFFECTS:
Rolepgeek: Chaotic battle (army disabled)
Quarts_Mace: Vampire
blazing glory: NO HITTING BIETCH (1/5)

undead defenders:
PrivateNomad
Kalek
Cryxis, prince of doom

I'm supposed to be op. think of this as a pallete-swapped version of destroy the godmodder.
« Last Edit: September 22, 2014, 07:42:13 pm by bigjaredmonkey »
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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
Noob fortress, a succession game for noobs.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157847.0

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Re: Destroy the Tower (Round 1)
« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2014, 07:42:41 pm »
Lead my men and women to victory!

Destroy the tower's counter-siege forces!

Once more into the front, men! Show no mercy to these wretched fiends!
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Destroy the Tower (Round 1)
« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2014, 07:43:01 pm »
Build a wall surrounding the tower that protects the archers
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Re: Destroy the Tower (Round 1)
« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2014, 07:49:09 pm »
Yells "Charge!" to his remaining soldiers and skulks off like the night creature he is...
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Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on January 21, 2015, 03:52:20 pm
Welcome, newcomer, to this place of madness, also referred to as the forums of the Twelfth Bay. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Quote from: Max™ on September 27, 2014, 01:14:22 am
Quartz Mace cancels living: demons embedded in everything.
Ass möde is a way of life
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Re: Destroy the Tower (Round 1)
« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2014, 07:54:28 pm »
Send out hammerers to hammer the goblins
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Re: Destroy the Tower (Round 1)
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2014, 07:58:19 pm »
Use slade foot to kick the demon in the head!
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