Use slade foot to kick the demon in the head!
slade is REALLY heavy, incase you havent noticed. even if you could lift your foot, your broken leg would prevent you to, because you are prone. plus, you are also unconsious from pain from the broken leg. oh, and you can only get slade by haxing. Dr.Hax was summoned!
Lead my men and women to victory!
Destroy the tower's counter-siege forces!
Once more into the front, men! Show no mercy to these wretched fiends!
one can only falter their results. random number generator 59, point for goblins.
Build a wall surrounding the tower that protects the archers
wall built, complete with 1,000 snatched elf archers at legendary+5, firing an unlimited supply of ☼Adamantine Arrow☼.
Yells "Charge!" to his remaining soldiers and skulks off like the night creature he is...
the remaining hundred or so bear riders are horrified from the death of 70% of their comrades.
Send out hammerers to hammer the goblins
a squad of 10 adept-level hammerdwarves are sent to the goblin army. they are slaughtered.
TOWER HP: 9,900/10,000
TOWER ACTION 1: A mason repairs the tower. +20 hp
TOWER ACTION 2 (GUN): the gun shoots the rest of the bear riders to ash. all bear riders are dead.
TOWER ACTION 3 (ELVES): the elves prepare to counter-volley anyone who targets the tower! (0/3 power)
DR.HAX ACTION: Dr.Hax throws a LUA monitor at blazing glory, knocking him back until he slams into the mountain nearby and removing him of his slade foot, deleting the foot!
DEMON ACTION: the demon kicks blazing glory in the upper body, bruising the muscle and bruising the lung!
blazing glory is having trouble breathing!
GOBLIN ACTION: the goblins have the advantage! (army 1/3)
TROLL ACTION: the trolls chase after Quartz_mace, easily catching him because he snuck off, yet being a not sneaker!
WEASELCAKE ACTION: teleports to Salsacookies, uses his "white" jarate-izing power on Salsacookies. Salsacookies is now a jar of piss.
GUN INTEGRITY: 2,500/2,500
GOBLINS: 5,000/5,000
TROLLS: 500/1000
DEMON HP: 7,500/7,500
WEASELCAKE HP: 2,000/2,000
Dr.Hax HP: 100/100
EFFECTS:
Salsacookies: jarate-ized
Rolepgeek: Chaotic battle (army 0/3)
Quarts_Mace: Vampire
blazing glory: NO HITTING BIETCH (EXPIRED)
undead defenders:
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Kalek
Cryxis, prince of doom