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Author Topic: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Eight Lives!  (Read 21099 times)

Lyeos

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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Vampire Cat VS Vampire Maid!
« Reply #135 on: October 10, 2014, 05:02:20 pm »

...

Bitch just tried to kill us.
Didn't start this crap until we were about to kill her.
Once again, shoot her.

But

To appease certain people
Check memory to see if we do indeed know her.
:T
If so, don't do the shootbangs.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Vampire Cat VS Vampire Maid!
« Reply #136 on: October 10, 2014, 05:12:47 pm »

Do not under any circumstances shoot this woman. It's not her fault she's crazy.

Instead, ease her into a less fragile state of mind through the power of dance.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Vampire Cat VS Vampire Maid!
« Reply #137 on: October 10, 2014, 06:04:48 pm »

Do not under any circumstances shoot this woman. It's not her fault she's crazy.

Instead, ease her into a less fragile state of mind through the power of dance.

+1 While meowing
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Vampire Cat VS Vampire Maid!
« Reply #138 on: October 10, 2014, 06:25:19 pm »

Do not under any circumstances shoot this woman. It's not her fault she's crazy.

Instead, ease her into a less fragile state of mind through the power of dance.

+1 While meowing
Yesh~ +1~
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Vampire Cat VS Vampire Maid!
« Reply #139 on: October 11, 2014, 05:13:07 am »

Do not under any circumstances shoot this woman. It's not her fault she's crazy.

Instead, ease her into a less fragile state of mind through the power of dance.

+1 While meowing
Yesh~ +1~
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No one can overturn this cource of action anymore.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Vampire Cat VS Vampire Maid!
« Reply #140 on: October 11, 2014, 08:03:06 am »

Do not under any circumstances shoot this woman. It's not her fault she's crazy.

Instead, ease her into a less fragile state of mind through the power of dance.

+1 While meowing
Yesh~ +1~
+1
No one can overturn this cource of action anymore.
+1 This is just... well I don't know. The game is insane; there is no turning back.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Vampire Cat VS Vampire Maid!
« Reply #141 on: October 11, 2014, 11:04:27 am »

Do not under any circumstances shoot this woman. It's not her fault she's crazy.

Instead, ease her into a less fragile state of mind through the power of dance.

+1 While meowing
Yesh~ +1~
+1
No one can overturn this cource of action anymore.
+1 This is just... well I don't know. The game is insane; there is no turning back.
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #142 on: October 11, 2014, 11:41:51 am »

Do not under any circumstances shoot this woman. It's not her fault she's crazy.

Instead, ease her into a less fragile state of mind through the power of dance.

+1 While meowing
Yesh~ +1~
+1
No one can overturn this cource of action anymore.
+1 This is just... well I don't know. The game is insane; there is no turning back.
+1

How did we even get on this course of action?
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I put my hands to her hips, pulling her close as I gaze creepily into her eyes. She goes silent, as we begin to dance the Black Cat Shuffle. I might have made that up. Amnesia~

We shuffle across the room, for minutes if not hours on end. Alright, just a few minutes. We dance close, staring into each others eyes for just a few minutes.

Then the door finally breaks down, all the damage to it finally taking effect. Standing in the now broken doorway was a blond maid, wearing the same uniform as the purple headed maid. She had a black eye patch with the words "Maid" printed on it in comic sans, and a Remington 31 on her back. She was standing there intently, tapping her foot to the beat. Once she sees that you saw her, she jumps up, pretending that never happened.

She enters the room with her shotgun drawn in one hand. More maids follow her, generic mooks with submachine guns, Uzis and Skorpions and Tec-9s and Berrettas, all apparently vampires. There are about a dozen maids in total, all armed and pointing their weapons at you.

"So, I didn't do a good enough job putting you down last time, did I? Time to end this, here and now."
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Vampire Cat VS Vampire Maid!
« Reply #143 on: October 11, 2014, 11:43:54 am »

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Point out that we're not finished dancing yet. Tell them that they're free to join in, but that this is really, really freaking rude.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Vampire Cat VS Vampire Maid!
« Reply #144 on: October 11, 2014, 11:46:34 am »

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Point out that we're not finished dancing yet. Tell them that they're free to join in, but that this is really, really freaking rude.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Vampire Cat VS Vampire Maid!
« Reply #145 on: October 11, 2014, 11:53:12 am »

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Point out that we're not finished dancing yet. Tell them that they're free to join in, but that this is really, really freaking rude.
+1
Yush~

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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Vampire Cat VS Vampire Maid!
« Reply #146 on: October 11, 2014, 12:08:14 pm »

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Point out that we're not finished dancing yet. Tell them that they're free to join in, but that this is really, really freaking rude.
+1
Yush~

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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Vampire Cat VS Vampire Maid!
« Reply #147 on: October 11, 2014, 03:08:39 pm »

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Point out that we're not finished dancing yet. Tell them that they're free to join in, but that this is really, really freaking rude.
+1
Yush~

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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Vampire Cat VS Vampire Maid!
« Reply #148 on: October 11, 2014, 03:43:13 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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