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Author Topic: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Eight Lives!  (Read 21241 times)

Prophet

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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #165 on: November 07, 2014, 09:13:12 pm »

CAST FLARE AND ABSCOND!

With friendly maid of course~

+1 While meowing.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #166 on: November 07, 2014, 11:33:24 pm »

CAST FLARE AND ABSCOND!

With friendly maid of course~

+1 While meowing.
+1 Throw a gleeful purr in too when we successfully escape.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #167 on: November 16, 2014, 03:11:22 pm »

CAST FLARE AND ABSCOND!

With friendly maid of course~

+1 While meowing.
+1 Throw a gleeful purr in too when we successfully escape.
Plus one.

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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #168 on: December 14, 2014, 08:23:25 pm »

I put my hands out in front of me, making arcane pawing gestures at the air in preparation for my next attack.

"FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEE!"

I shout as I finish, summoning up my vampire powers to cast a spell.

The maids all cringe for a second, before blinking twice in unison, then looking back up confused. Then looking back up angrily.

Suddenly, there is a large flash of light!

"Nice distraction! Perfect opportunity for me to use a flashbang! Now lets get out of here Dances with Cats!"

The friendly-ish maid states as she grabs my hand, rushing out the door as the other maids cover their eyes and ears and crouch into a ball.

We make it into the hallway, and she continues to lead my hand down random halls. Right, then left, straight, then right again...
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #169 on: December 14, 2014, 08:25:06 pm »

Cheesy chase montage is go.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #170 on: December 14, 2014, 08:26:59 pm »

Cheesy chase montage is go.
With literal cheese.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #171 on: December 14, 2014, 08:47:18 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #172 on: December 15, 2014, 10:01:27 am »

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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #173 on: December 15, 2014, 12:51:24 pm »

Cheesy chase montage is go.
With literal cheese.
+1 Also with meowing.
How about purring once in a while?
+1
We should also scatter all our bullets behind us, to delay pursuit.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #174 on: December 15, 2014, 04:06:27 pm »

+1
We should also scatter all our bullets behind us, to delay pursuit.

Indeed, this is a marvelous idea!
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #175 on: December 21, 2014, 09:18:04 pm »

Suddenly, from somewhere behind me, the music I may or may not have been dancing to changes as we continue running down the halls hand in hand.

"Meeow!" I state to the friendly made who's name I really need to know, loud enough to be heard over the music.

"THERE THIS WAY! FOLLOW THE MEOWING!" The maid behind me shouted. You know, I probably would have gotten away easy if I hadn't made such pointless noise. But it is like there is a hive mind controlling my actions....

"Meowpuuuuur!" I apologize to the maid, not helping the current situation.

Suddenly, I have spark of brilliance. Well, not quite brilliance, quite the opposite actually, but I still feel compelled to do it. I let go of the maid's hand, containing to run forward as I pull out my Sig and Walther. I push the magazine releases on each simultaneously, causing the bullets to fall to the ground!

Of course, as they where still in their magazines, they don't do much. Having a slightly more brilliant idea, around the next corner I pull out my m1911 and Skorpion, and carefully dump both the magazine's worth of bullets on the floor where they can't be seen. I then turn around and rush toward the friendly made as fast as I can, quietly purring to myself for some odd reason.

Looking back as I turn around the next corner, I see a group of maids with their guns raised rushing against me. A maid with pigtails sees me and starts raising her gun, but quickly slips as she bound the corner. More maids follow, somehow tripping up dramatically as their feet hit the bullets. Soon there is a ball of violent maids sitting in that corner as I rush away.

"Curses! Foiled once again by our Dojikko requirement. It may make us fail every once in a while, but is is so kawaii. KAWAAAIIIIII!" The head-maid shouts as I continue to run away, the sound of her anime-esque shriek growing further in the distance.

Unfortunately, there is no cheese.
« Last Edit: December 21, 2014, 09:31:37 pm by Stirk »
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #176 on: December 21, 2014, 09:26:15 pm »

Find a safe place to hide out with our sidekick. Ask for her name.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #177 on: December 21, 2014, 09:43:49 pm »

Find a safe place to hide out with our sidekick. Ask for her name.
+1 While whispering meow.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #178 on: December 22, 2014, 01:55:54 am »

Find a safe place to hide out with our sidekick. Ask for her name.
+1 While whispering meow.
Include gentle head butting.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Dances With Cats!
« Reply #179 on: December 22, 2014, 03:38:52 am »

Find a safe place to hide out with our sidekick. Ask for her name.
+1 While whispering meow.
Include gentle head butting.
And rocking back and forth.
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