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Author Topic: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Eight Lives!  (Read 21094 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #210 on: March 18, 2015, 09:34:11 am »

Hand off the bunnygirl, obtain mandated quest reward. Have a drink while you're at it.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #211 on: March 18, 2015, 10:48:15 am »

Hand off the bunnygirl, obtain mandated quest reward. Have a drink while you're at it.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #212 on: March 18, 2015, 05:31:04 pm »

Hand off the bunnygirl, obtain mandated quest reward. Have a drink while you're at it.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-To Miko Territory!
« Reply #213 on: March 23, 2015, 11:10:30 pm »

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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Eight Lives!
« Reply #214 on: July 25, 2015, 10:02:45 pm »

((I have less clue what happened then usual in this game, so lets see how much I can remember with half skimming my previous two posts.))

I gently set down the bunnygirl, as if I was a prince and she a princess, putting her on a the lap of the greeting Miko. I bow politely as I do so, as is the custom. Probably. I attempt to kiss her hand, but end up rubbing it with my face instead, like a kitten. Likely due to my vampire instincts acting up again, probably an instinct involving drinking blood.

She immediately backhanded me, sending me flying into the drywall on the other side of the room. I taste blood in my mouth. Tastes good. Salty. Like a well seasoned steak. High quality blood, I got.

Speaking of blood, it is snack time! I pick up one of the teacups, sipping it as I look around for the solid snacks. It seems to be hot, actually around human body heat. The teacup is, of course, filled with blood. It tastes wonderful, sweeter than sugared sugar that is covered in sugar. So just sweeter than sugar, I guess. Particularly sweet sugar, at that.

The Miko, meanwhile, puts her arms around the bunnygirl in a hug as she looks over her shoulders at the others. She smiles slightly as she continues to speak.

"You are a vampire, remember? The drink is your snack, silly. Solid foods don't work unless they are made of blood, and that just feels unnatural. Now you are safe. I am sure you have a lot of questions about thi-"

Suddenly, bells begin ringing! Miko bells, ringing in opposition to church bells, as if the bells themselves where at war. The Miko's eyes expand slightly in surprise. A young Miko with long, curled black hair with a Shinto staff (modified to fire bullets from either end) rushes into the room. She whispers something into the Greeting Miko's ear, covering it with her pale hand as she does so.

"The Nuns....They are attacking here already? But why? We should be able to fight them off, this is fortified sanctified certified Miko territory after all..."

The Whispering Miko whispered something else into the Greeting Miko's ear. The Greeting Miko hugs the bunny girl tighter, like she was a stuffed bear. Or bunny. Or bacteria cell. So a stuffed animal.

Her voice gets quite, almost a (stage) whisper itself. "So...The Angel squad came to wipe out the last of the catgirls...."

((Yaaay unedited weird posts!))

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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Eight Lives!
« Reply #215 on: July 27, 2015, 06:55:57 am »

Cast Flare.

Everybody knows angels are weak to fire.

Just Like Everything Else.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Eight Lives!
« Reply #216 on: July 27, 2015, 07:14:15 am »

Join group hug. Or soon-to-be group hug.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Eight Lives!
« Reply #217 on: July 28, 2015, 04:56:27 pm »

Cast Flare.

Everybody knows angels are weak to fire.

Just Like Everything Else.
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Eight Lives!
« Reply #218 on: July 29, 2015, 08:43:47 pm »

RAH! FIRE DANCE!

Again, I go through the motions, my skin heating up. I begin throwing fire in random directions. With no enemy in sight, I, of course, go after my allies. The Miko, bunnygirl, and maid are all my targets now! I CANNOT LET THE ANGELS WIN!

I being twirling around while shooting fire from my mouth, covering the room I am in in flames. My allies stand still, looking up mildly annoyed, though apparently unaffected by the fire.

"Do not use that technique too often Dances with Cats." The Miko states, hugging the bunnygirl even tighter. While apparently on fire. The flames quickly vanish like a boring Powerpoint effect as she casually rolls her eyes. "The Firemaidens learned it to you such a long time ago...Its main purpose is heating up Blood Tea, which I see you seem to remember. I don't know why you made that stupid rhyme to go with it. In any case, if you use it too often, you will exhaust yourself. While I appreciate you warming up our room, you should save your energy for the fight. I do not know how long this barrier will hold!"
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Re: [SG?] Unidentified Target-Eight Lives!
« Reply #219 on: July 30, 2015, 03:43:24 pm »

Meow at the Miko and wait for the battle to begin.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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