"Okay that would make, PAKE, or PKAE, or PEAK. Well PEAK is word."
((NO
TEAM KAPE
IS MUST BE DONE COMRADE
FOR GLORY OF SOVIET UNION
AND GREAT HEROISM))
"Well then. That's just great. More trekking through shit. At least there's an outside of some sort..."Sighing, Rolepgeek turns around and heads back through the freezer, the room with the dead oni in it(he still refused to enter the DEFCON 1 nostril assault that was the north door), through the shit-n-blood, east this time. Maybe. Or was that north? He didn't know. Fuck it, sure, east. Why not. Sounded right. And dead werewolves. Sure. Giant tetsubo club, that was pretty damn cool- oh, that was the Oni's, wasn't it? And a small handle below it. He considered grabbing it, but with nowhere to put it, and a sword...he didn't need it anyway. Onwards, in any case.
Ladder. This would be awkward. And corpses. More so. Awesome...
Taking off his belt and trying to restrap it so the sword was across his back (and testing to see whether this was helpful in the least for drawing effectively- spoiler, it wasn't, and was just ten times as hard to resheathe), he climbs down the ladder, before looking around. Church. Or...no, cathedral. Too big for just a church. So...where to this time...well, the shopkeep made it sound like outside meant danger, so, fuck that.
Well, looked liked catacombs or something north, so...that seemed good. Might find undead, but they were usually low-level enemies anyway, right? And he would actually be able to defeat them, right?
Right?
Well, there was nothing in this first room.
Well there was an elevator but that just screamed trap.
So...next was a canal? With a raft. And levers. Whelp. Alright, sure, why not.
Pushing himself across (goddamn this was harder than it looked, especially with a fucking current), he steps off, and looks at the selection of doors.
"I choose...door number three!"And then Rolepgeek opened the right door, poked his head in, and looked around.