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Author Topic: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. REBOOT COMMENCED)  (Read 293696 times)

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. Stealing a car?)
« Reply #5790 on: March 25, 2015, 12:36:04 pm »

"So...we all have classes, right? If Kj's a summoner...wait, so, if everyone on the forums got shoved in here or something, where's Nerjin? Or Zanz? And did Toady do this? Or is he in it? Or what? Or...what if this is a forum game!?!"

Apparently Rolep is not slow to figure out what's going on. Sorta. Maybe wrong conclusions though.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. Stealing a car?)
« Reply #5791 on: March 25, 2015, 12:54:11 pm »

“If that's the Toady I'm thinking of, he better be on our team”, Zero shivers. “I'd expect him to summon thousands of minecarts to instantly doom us to fiery death or something. Have you touched any levers?”
She turns to Kyle. “Oh, and can I have a couple of these if you don't need them? I have a place to keep 'em, and they're pretty.”
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. Stealing a car?)
« Reply #5792 on: March 25, 2015, 01:12:08 pm »

Kyle clutches the chalices protectively.
"No, I'm going to sell them there's more in the room we came from if you want one."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. Stealing a car?)
« Reply #5793 on: March 25, 2015, 01:26:57 pm »

“If that's the Toady I'm thinking of, he better be on our team”, Zero shivers. “I'd expect him to summon thousands of minecarts to instantly doom us to fiery death or something. Have you touched any levers?”
She turns to Kyle. “Oh, and can I have a couple of these if you don't need them? I have a place to keep 'em, and they're pretty.”

"No, see, Toady made Dwarf Fortress right? He wouldn't kill us straight off. That's not Fun. If he has gone insane and gotten warlock powers or some weird shit like that or hooked us up to stuff to fuck with our heads, he'd play with us. After all, eventually, we all lose, no matter what, right? We can't live forever. And for him...well, Losing is Fun."

The boy shivers, and shakes himself.

"Really hope that's not the case though...I think I'd rather it just be something weird or a communal dream where we're all in comas or something. Or a demon. At least a demon would only try to kill us. Have you guys run into any Nobles yet? Or anything else like Dwarf Fortress?"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. Stealing a car?)
« Reply #5794 on: March 25, 2015, 01:32:36 pm »

“Waaaah, not sharing free stuff. Alright, if we gonna skip through this room sometime later, I'll get ahold of some. I'm going to stick with you for the time being if you don't mind, don't want to set foot across some deadly trap... You say there's a vendor here? Does they have any, y'know...” Zero looks at the ground for a moment, “...food? I must admit I'm getting a bit peckish...”
She turns to the boy talking about Toady.
“I was joking! Lighten up, if we are going to die here, well... who knows how long we'd live in real life?” She pauses. “Or maybe we are already dead, like Ash-Wings! That would simplify matters! Anyway, what's your name and weird power? You look cool.”
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. Stealing a car?)
« Reply #5795 on: March 25, 2015, 01:33:37 pm »

"There is no death. Well, not permenate death. I already got killed and look at me now."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. Stealing a car?)
« Reply #5796 on: March 25, 2015, 01:43:06 pm »

“So each time you die, you get older and more brooding, huh?” The girl snickers again. “Talk about fate worse...”
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. Stealing a car?)
« Reply #5797 on: March 25, 2015, 01:51:28 pm »

"No, evetually you turn into a warlock. Look, I'm a robe away from making pacts with the unholy."
He jolts as if someone yelled at him after that comment.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. Stealing a car?)
« Reply #5798 on: March 25, 2015, 02:10:46 pm »

((Is Abrina still out?))
“~Let us hunt those who have fallen to darkness!~ Ah, sorry, got a little carried away. We gonna hit the road yet? I wager I can ask all of your names on the move. And if someone's up for a word-play game, hit me up!”
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. Stealing a car?)
« Reply #5799 on: March 25, 2015, 02:14:24 pm »

(Yep, only thirty seconds.)

Kyle nods and starts heading for the door towards the over world.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. Stealing a car?)
« Reply #5800 on: March 25, 2015, 03:21:31 pm »

"Wait, why are we going to the town to sell these? Isn't there a shop nearby?"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. Stealing a car?)
« Reply #5801 on: March 25, 2015, 03:24:15 pm »

"Because I know the town has an Inn and I'm fucking tired. I've had a rather long day you know."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. Stealing a car?)
« Reply #5802 on: March 25, 2015, 03:44:29 pm »

Armach shrugs and follows Kyle out into the over world. "Hey, we should totally set up Team PEAK's headquarters in this town. We could have a quest board where the townspeople can put up requests and then we do them for money and stuff.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. Stealing a car?)
« Reply #5803 on: March 25, 2015, 04:32:06 pm »

Looking outside, there's still the two totally (and shoddily) butchered corpses. There are no more combat noises coming from the town, though there is still some smoke rising. From the artificial sun on the dome, it looks like around noon.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. Stealing a car?)
« Reply #5804 on: March 25, 2015, 05:00:52 pm »

Armach looks around and decides to head towards the town. "Hey Kyle, mind if I use the shotgun on this stretch of the trip? Considering your hands are full.
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