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[SOLDIER First]

"You're saying we have to destroy the morality core to get answers, which would then allow you to kill us? Clever, very clever."

[Prophet]

Yay! Cake! Prophet stares off into space while mumbling the word cake.

[Arcvasti]

**Alright then. No more origin questions. The hell was the thing that almost killed Future!Hugo? Is there a way out of this area that doesn't end up going back through the lasery death route? Do you know how to play Tic-Tac-Toe?**

[~Neri]

I already got the answers I need, this world is sufficiently amusing to keep me occupied for a good long while~ We are not destroying the core.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

((Ok I'm confused on who's at the same place as me))

(I consider this evidence that the thread needs to be temporarily split.

To answer: McDonald, GentlemanRaptor, and a couple marines.)

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

((Also, do I have a crutch or should I get up and get one?))

[WillowLuman]

(Ninjas!)

((Ok I'm confused on who's at the same place as me))

((You're still with GentleManRaptor, McDonald, and Fniff. NINJEDIT: You'll need a crutch.))

Odds are is we'll find a cakeroom at some point~

"Of course. For a given definition of cake. Perhaps even literal. As you may have noticed, it's a big place."

"You're saying we have to destroy the morality core to get answers, which would then allow you to kill us? Clever, very clever."

"Clever. Would it make you clever, then to not fall for it? Or would it make you clever to not miss your chance to learn something?"

I already got the answers I need, this world is sufficiently amusing to keep me occupied for a good long while~ We are not destroying the core.

"I know from your brain what kind of cake you're looking for. Do you really think you'll find it here?"

**Alright then. No more origin questions. The hell was the thing that almost killed Future!Hugo? Is there a way out of this area that doesn't end up going back through the lasery death route? Do you know how to play Tic-Tac-Toe?**

"I'll tell you one thing. For free. On me. Because you've been such good conversation. In the time it took you to finish that sentence, I devised an algorithm to play over one thousand tic-tac-toe games per second against itself, then use the results to run one of those games you're so proud of. I'm very clever. But I can't see the future. As for a way out, I guess that really depends. You should know by now that to open a new exit, you have to finish a room."

[~Neri]

Statistically speaking, it's a certainty. Infinite rooms, therefore infinite types of cake, therefore infinite quantities of the cake I seek, therefore a 100% chance of me encountering it at some point. Not to mention the effectively infinite time I have to live since I just wake up if I die with apparently a slight change in body~

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Iton attempts to get up and look around, forgetting he is missing his left leg, and falls face first on the ground

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Not to mention the effectively infinite time I have to live since I just wake up if I die with apparently a slight change in body~

(Significant change to body, an entirely new class, a restart from scratch, and enemies will all be much harder to deal with, since the easier ones will be exhausted.)

[Prophet]

I also like cats. They are adorable!

[Arcvasti]

**If you CAN see our minds, then you must know something. Logically, life is more then the sum of its parts. An algorithm has great trouble understanding that concept. A die rolled with the exact same starting conditions will always have the same result. If two people have the exact same starting conditions, the results will vary.**

Arcvasti examines the room more closely, trying to figure out if there's another door besides the one they came in through.

[~Neri]

((Slight change in body is defined as new body, I just worded it oddly. Class according to the OP can be the same. Infinite rooms means infinite brutally hard enemies and infinite weak enemies.))

[SOLDIER First]

"You're saying we have to destroy the morality core to get answers, which would then allow you to kill us? Clever, very clever."

"Clever. Would it make you clever, then to not fall for it? Or would it make you clever to not miss your chance to learn something?"

"Of course, to finish the room, I'm almost completely certain we'd have to do that, so I don't know. There's no guarantee we won't instantly be killed, although, as you well know, death isn't permanent here."

[WillowLuman]

Statistically speaking, it's a certainty. Infinite rooms, therefore infinite types of cake, therefore infinite quantities of the cake I seek, therefore a 100% chance of me encountering it at some point. Not to mention the effectively infinite time I have to live since I just wake up if I die with apparently a slight change in body~

"Unless they're the same rooms, repeated. Or the cake sits right in front of you the whole time and you never see it. Ever. Maybe. Maybe not. I could tell you. But you'd have to break something first."

**If you CAN see our minds, then you must know something. Logically, life is more then the sum of its parts. An algorithm has great trouble understanding that concept. A die rolled with the exact same starting conditions will always have the same result. If two people have the exact same starting conditions, the results will vary.**

Arcvasti examines the room more closely, trying to figure out if there's another door besides the one they came in through.

"Of course, to finish the room, I'm almost completely certain we'd have to do that, so I don't know. There's no guarantee we won't instantly be killed, although, as you well know, death isn't permanent here."

The only doors in the room seem to be the one the group came in, and another, high up on a ledge, barely visible in the darkness above. "I'll give you this for free, too. Would it be like me to open the exit to a test chamber before the conditions of the test are satisfied? Or to kill anyone instantly? But there's only one way to really find out..."