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Reminder: If you're comfortable with it, approximate height and weight would be good info for the character sheet
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Handy link to Character sheet!
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Handy link to map!
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Tropes page as well, why not.
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Author Topic: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. REBOOT COMMENCED)  (Read 290181 times)

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OTHER GROUPS: POLL ADDED)
« Reply #1800 on: October 19, 2014, 12:38:51 am »

((The default(?) I think, give or take five pages, something small disrupts the flow, this is probably the largest one by far though. Normally it's just a "that's not how it works" "okay" style thing.))
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OTHER GROUPS: POLL ADDED)
« Reply #1801 on: October 19, 2014, 12:58:25 am »

((Really, guys? Nine more pages? Anyway, what happened so far?))
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OTHER GROUPS: POLL ADDED)
« Reply #1802 on: October 19, 2014, 01:01:11 am »

((You continue to sit around in the spawnroom, Group A killed the bots, then met GladOS, other group sat around.))
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OTHER GROUPS: POLL ADDED)
« Reply #1803 on: October 19, 2014, 01:53:29 am »

((Really, guys? Nine more pages? Anyway, what happened so far?))

((Raptor and crew's team seems to be lagging behind a bit, while Felix and Caroline are almost literally stuffed in the fridge. Meanwhile, Propman is just about ready to get a good night's rest in the town inn, while the main group is busy dealing with GLaDOS.))
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OTHER GROUPS: POLL ADDED)
« Reply #1804 on: October 19, 2014, 01:02:05 pm »

"I meant, you might be wondering what it's doing in a place about the truth. Oh, nevermind. I'm going to go check on the others. I think they're about to move on. "

"Okay then," Zanzetkuken replied.

There were two doors, one was a claw puzzle door, the other a standard door.  He ecided to head through the other, and, upon opening it, he saw it was similar in structure to a basic stone hallway, but, looking out a few windows, he saw that it was a bridge crossing between two mountains.  He saw what looked like the town in the distance.  "So...we went down, and now I am on top of a mountain.  Huh."

There was a door at the other end of the bridge, but he headed back into the Draugr room, and began searching for the claw.
After Zanz searched a while, the narrator chimed in. "You know, I'd just like to take a moment to thank you for following my story. It's got a special ending, just for you. Most people like to push my buttons, as it were, but you stuck with it."

"Indirectly, maybe. I wished for the truth, so maybe we have to find out to complete the room. Did this room even exist before I wished for it?"

"Maybe. Why don't you find out? Whatever you do, though, you should do it before you run out of time. Wouldn't you kick yourself so much if you threw away your future by delaying in the present?"

There were metallic footsteps. As they got closer, a white, a spherical-bodied robot entered the room, dragging the unconscious Future!HugoLuman. "Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position."

"Do you want to know how death really works here? Because I can guarantee there are a few things you haven't discovered yet."
"Hey! You can't move him! He'll die!"

"He would have certainly died back there. Here, he'll only probably die."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OTHER GROUPS: POLL ADDED)
« Reply #1805 on: October 19, 2014, 01:10:26 pm »

Kevak begins examining the room in detail.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OTHER GROUPS: POLL ADDED)
« Reply #1806 on: October 19, 2014, 01:11:22 pm »

After Zanz searched a while, the narrator chimed in. "You know, I'd just like to take a moment to thank you for following my story. It's got a special ending, just for you. Most people like to push my buttons, as it were, but you stuck with it."

"How much of that is sarcasm?" Zanzetkuken replied, finding the claw.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OTHER GROUPS: POLL ADDED)
« Reply #1807 on: October 19, 2014, 01:59:03 pm »

After Zanz searched a while, the narrator chimed in. "You know, I'd just like to take a moment to thank you for following my story. It's got a special ending, just for you. Most people like to push my buttons, as it were, but you stuck with it."

"How much of that is sarcasm?" Zanzetkuken replied, finding the claw.
"I'm completely sincere! As soon as the others didn't think it was going to kill them, they leapt right off the path. Of course, they couldn't really escape, not so long as they continued forward, but for you I've got a nice little journey of self-discovery and healing."

Kevak begins examining the room in detail.
The room looks like a hybrid between the rooms from the two games. It's an enormous cylindrical chamber, the walls composed of uniform white-grey slabs of what looks like concrete. The walls stretch up into darkness, the ceiling beyond view. In the center hangs GlaDOS and all her machinery, including the thick, black cables reaching to the walls and the raised, curved glass walkway. Across the room from where the group stands, there's an alcove with what looks like the emergency intelligence incinerator.

Several huge monitors form a ring around the walls, each flashing through several different images. Some of the images seem to have several versions with slightly different perspectives on the scene. There's what looks like a rustic bedroom, a small cave with a campfire, the spawn room, and a dimly-lit space with several people in futuristic armor milling about.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OTHER GROUPS: POLL ADDED)
« Reply #1808 on: October 19, 2014, 06:53:29 pm »

Town

Propman noted the rather quaint dwellings of his room as he entered, removing his bag and setting it next to the door. The floorboards appeared to be somewhat rough hewn, but were overlapped to ensure that no actual gaps could be seen, while the hide of...some sort of purple-haired creature was laid across in order to partially cover the area. The size of the room was rather small, about four times that of his closet, though by no means uncomfortable. There were no windows, and the only object that adorned the walls was a painting depicting a vague man shooting some sort of laser weapon at what appeared to be a group of giant spiders, in a black sky with some sort of grid present in the background. Whether it was an imaginative fantasy or the depiction of an actual occurrence within the dungeon was something the weary adventurer pondered as he unbuckled his web belt and set it, as well as the weapons and canteen it contained to the side of the bed, which itself was a rather utilitarian hammock lined with furs and topped in a patchwork quilt.

He took the moment to reflect on the day. Now that the adrenaline that had been pushing through most of the tighter spots had worn off, his legs felt like they were ready to collapse at any moment, while the faintly painful tingle on his forearms reminded him of the sprains he suffered earlier. Propman wasn't sure if he'd still be here the moment he fell asleep, if this all wasn't some sort of elaborate dream, but the adventurer decided that it was best to assume he would be present in this place for at least a while, whether it was a hallucination or something more. Laying down, the mariner took a moment to remove his hat, holding it between his arms (a bit off-center in order to prevent dirtying it with the mud stain) before setting it on a large, cured log that served as a nightstand.

Propman got up for a moment and shifted through his pack, pulling out the pocket watch and extending a metal stand built into it, placing it on the stand and taking the time to rewind it. Likewise, he took the letter opener from his belt and placed it close by, as a precautionary measure, even if the door was locked shut. He had little idea what tomorrow would ultimately hold, but at very least he got through a whole day of dangerous dungeon exploring with little training more or less in one piece, which was more then he could say about a good number of his allies. His mind drifted back to them, wondering how they were managing during this time of the day. Could they be resting as well? Or were they trapped inside of a deeper part of the catacombs, facing horrors beyond his comprehension, doomed to suffer a futile and painful demise?

Such thoughts troubled the young man. On one hand, aside from Hugo, Propman didn't know anything about most of his other dungeon-mates (and saying he knew much about Hugo was a stretch indeed) beyond the fact they were all from Bay 12. They were dumped in as strangers, and Propman had ventured with them because it seemed like his best chance of survival. On the other, he didn't want to leave them out to die, as they were the main people working towards a goal of leaving this place and returning home, and were in the same situation as he.

The pirate ultimately decided that once he was done drilling through whatever lessons he would be given, he would spend his time trying to find them and formally join them on their quest. Hopefully, they would turn up on their own, perhaps venture back to the town proper. If not, he would have to venture back into the depths himself, and find someone to accompany him so as to ward off the wind-aberration. He thought a moment about his current position, and wondered how much of it he could accomplish in a day, as he was notoriously poor at scheduling, least so in an area as chaotic as this.

His thoughts began to slow down as the clutches of sleep drew in. Propman yawned, bringing a balled up fist near his mouth, and dozed off.

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #1809 on: October 19, 2014, 06:56:35 pm »

(GM message: Going to try a new thing to help people keep track of what's going on. Below the long-winded summary in the OP, there shall be links to the last few actions of each group so people can find them even if they become buried. I'll try to update it once per day. Does this sound alright?)
(Since I'm double posting anyway, may as well move the game along.)

Truth.

HugoLuman set down the projector and began walking towards the core. "It's time for some answers. I say we break it. Agreed?"

Ship

There was a sudden flash of light, prompting several of the marines to dive for cover and the Lieutenant to draw his pistol.
**This is the wrong room. And the wrong time.**
"Well, we knew this was going to be tricky. I've got enough actives left for a few more tries, don't worry."
"Who the hell are you?" The Lieutenant was pointing his gun at the two figures. One was an eyepatched man in an overcoat and the other wore a gas mask and had some kind of jeweled scepter.
"Oh hey, this must be where the others were!"
"I'm only going to ask one-"
**We know it's not loaded.**
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #1810 on: October 19, 2014, 06:58:53 pm »

Sure. Nothing ventured nothing gained right?
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #1811 on: October 19, 2014, 07:06:08 pm »

My vote is no.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #1812 on: October 19, 2014, 07:20:33 pm »

SB walks over to the Morality Core and gently picks it up.
"Hello, buddy. How ya doin'?"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #1813 on: October 19, 2014, 07:26:30 pm »

Ship

"Hold up. Bay12, right? Lieutenant, these guys are trustworthy. I think. As soon as I establish who, exactly, they are."
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, OP UPDATED, PLEASE READ)
« Reply #1814 on: October 19, 2014, 07:31:41 pm »

SB walks over to the Morality Core and gently picks it up.
"Hello, buddy. How ya doin'?"
It says nothing, the mechanical eye just staring unblinkingly at him.

My vote is no.
"Look, I know she might try to kill us if we do it. And I know you don't particularly care about answers. But I do. And I think the others do as well."

Ship

"Hold up. Bay12, right? Lieutenant, these guys are trustworthy. I think. As soon as I establish who, exactly, they are."
"Yep. And you must be GentlemanRaptor. We've already met. Well, not yet on your timeline..."
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