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Author Topic: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread. REBOOT COMMENCED)  (Read 295794 times)

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« Reply #3795 on: December 21, 2014, 11:21:50 pm »
Quote from: Sentient Bowtie on December 21, 2014, 11:16:28 pm
SB quickly switches out his new old gun for his BB-gun and dashes a safe distance away from the pantsaws.

"Okay, autopilot!"
Nothing happens.
"Uh. Go, autopilot! ...activate autopilot?"

SB waves his hand around some. "Autopilot!"

Suddenly, his skin becomes tinted blue and his eyes glaze over. He begins to shoot like crazy, hitting pantsaws left and right.

The BB's do effectively nothing. Being considerably too low caliber to actually damage the innards. One BB by complete luck, hits something vital and causes one Bladepant to topple over. it is rapidly diced to pieces by the surrounding trousers. Your autopilot takes you towards the door due to the futility of shooting security trousers.

Quote from: Arcvasti on December 21, 2014, 11:14:07 pm
****Oh fuck.****

Arcvasti scrambles[17] up a nearby pile of crates like a mountain goat to get out of reach of the bladetrousers[<---First time I've ever combined those words. You win Kev.]. He readies his scepter to push any approaching bladetrousers down the pile of metal boxes. From his relatively high vantage point, Arcvasti, still holding his coin, surveys the warehouse for convienient vents or something to jump to and escape without getting too near the bladetrouser swarmed floor.
[18] You notice a hole in the wall that's definitely large enough for you to slip through nearby. You're pretty sure it leads to the allyway. Which is now vacant of Kevak.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« Reply #3796 on: December 21, 2014, 11:24:08 pm »
"Cal works." Ace replied before blinking and looking off where Tech had. "What's what." He let out, confusion taking over his expression. He leaned over to pick up his crossbow and he jumped once the cat began to speak. "Uh...?" His eyes shifted towards two new faces and he rose his eyebrows. "Ghost...?"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« Reply #3797 on: December 21, 2014, 11:25:38 pm »
Quote from: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 21, 2014, 11:19:07 pm
Quote from: technicallyAdventurer on December 21, 2014, 11:16:19 pm
((Cryxis, did you just possess Ace and I's child?
((The ghost did))

((Gross sobbing

Tech begins to stammer, nearly dropping the kitten, but managing to keep hold. She looks up to the few others nearby, unsure of what to do.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« Reply #3798 on: December 21, 2014, 11:26:11 pm »
"Did he seriously posses a cat of all things?"
Iton says slightly confused

The cat speaks up looking at Iton,"Yup"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« Reply #3799 on: December 21, 2014, 11:27:16 pm »
Prophet comes sprinting down the allyway! Shit shit shit shit! Wait for me!
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
Quote from: omada on February 17, 2017, 05:12:40 pm
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« Reply #3800 on: December 21, 2014, 11:29:48 pm »
"Please un-possess Cal?" Tech requested, sheepishly. She'd never owned a cat, and she'd prefer her first one to be not possessed.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« Reply #3801 on: December 21, 2014, 11:30:38 pm »
That was probably a complete waste... at least it knows when I'm fucked.
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« Reply #3802 on: December 21, 2014, 11:31:45 pm »
The cat shivers lightly again and continues purring in tech's arms as the cloud of ash begins to float back up
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« Reply #3803 on: December 21, 2014, 11:31:56 pm »
Hey look kittehs.  Prophet ignores the new people and goes over to the cats and starts to pet them.
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
Quote from: omada on February 17, 2017, 05:12:40 pm
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« Reply #3804 on: December 21, 2014, 11:33:27 pm »
Arcvasti scrambles through the hole and emerges to see some new people petting/holding cats.

***The hell are you doing. Run. Bladetrousers. Lots of them. The hell are you, anyways? Who cares. RUN.***
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« Reply #3805 on: December 21, 2014, 11:35:17 pm »
Cant we just fast travel away to a different place or is this a fallout/skyrim system where you can only do that when no hostiles are around?
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« Reply #3806 on: December 21, 2014, 11:36:53 pm »
Tech hurriedly scoops up Cal, placing him in her large jacket pocket so his head slightly pokes out. "Wait, bladetrousers?"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« Reply #3807 on: December 21, 2014, 11:37:31 pm »
HugoLuman, not noticing that SB had switched weapons, assumes that bullets have done absolutely nothing (except an apparent lucky shot) against the pantsbots.
I don't think I'd even slow them down. Time to get out of here.
Yep.
"NOOOOOOOPE. Run!"
HugoLuman sprints for the door, nearly scraping Quasar off as he ducks under the gap. Quasar flies after him as he runs down the alley.

[2] The new people see what looks like a huge wolf draped in an overcoat, who doesn't seem to notice them, sprinting towards them before he accidentally crashes headlong into one of them. Some kind of parrot is flying after him, screaming "Nope! Nope! Nope!"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« Reply #3808 on: December 21, 2014, 11:38:46 pm »
"I wasn't aware of a fast travel system in the first place."

"And yes. Bladetrousers."

"Also.. Graceful as ever Hugo~"
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Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« Reply #3809 on: December 21, 2014, 11:40:46 pm »
Prophet continues to pet and cuddle cats.
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
Quote from: omada on February 17, 2017, 05:12:40 pm
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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