Smiling to himself while imaging uses of such a weapon, Godrik follows Eamon in a steady pace, bent on calling latter for a duel, to test his new weapon and mettle.
Aye, let's duel.
Go stab Godrik.
(Godrik spd: 6+1)
(Eamon spd: 6+1)
(Godrik dex: 5+2)
(Eamon dex: 3+1)
(Godrik spd: 5+1)
(Eamon spd: 2+1)
(Godrik str: 4+2)
(Eamon end: 1+1)
Meeting each other right in the center of the peninsula, Godrik and Eamon begin their duel, circling each other like fighting tomcats in a back alley before both striking out at once. Eamon thrusts his spear right at Godrik's throat, but in a single fluid motion Godrik ducks beneath the attack and swings his sword in a wide arc, neatly bisecting his opponent, who's lower body crumples to the ground, his torso resting on the blade's solid afterimage.
(Godrik luk: 1+1)
As the afterimage fades and Eamon's torso joins his legs in a bloody pile on the ground, a helmet made from some sort of horned skull appears atop Godrik's head. As far as protection goes, it's not going to do much, but at least it looks nice and spooky.
This dust could be carbon monoxide! That is not safe for stable living conditions! Run outside and punch red dot.
Okay, well fuck whatever I was doing, go Lazer the hell out of Stef. And then drown him.
(Obmar spd: 1+3)
(Derm spd: 3+2+2)
(Derm dex: 3+2)
(Obmar spd: 3+3)
(Obmar dex: 4+1)
(Derm spd: 1+2+2)
Screaming like a certain action hero with an eerily similar name, Obmar charges out of the cabin, sausage-arms flailing as he narrowly avoids one of Derm's purple rays. He then puts everything he's got into a lightning-fast jab at Derm, but the hypnotist's lightweight metal frame lets him avoid the attack by a hair's breadth.
...Nopenopenopenopenope... Run toward Sarrak and NAV, saying nope along the way, and hopefully sicking the hellhound on them
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh man min maxing in this game is the best thing ever
I shall see if there are any who are worthy of your wrath, O Celestial Lord. Oh, and do you know what this tentacle orb thing does? Whisper it, though.
PM sending
(Roach spd: 4+6)
(Hellhound spd: 1)
(PANT spd: 1)
(Pant aff: 5+6)
(Hellhound str: 3+4)
(Roach str: 6-3)
As fast as The Roach is, from where he is to where the duel just happened is gonna take him two turns to run, but he figures that so long as he can get the hell away from his 'loot', he can work out a new plan later. Sprinting like a jackrabbit, he leaves the hellhound in the dust, leaving the creature to look for easier prey. Being on the lower end on the sliding scale of animal intelligence, it decides that easier prey means the aspiring demigod who is trying to slink away behind a building. To its credit, it manages to get fairly close to him, before a booming voice calls out, seemingly from behind it.
"THE BRIGHTER THE LIGHT, THE DARKER THE SHADOW! AND AS THE BRIGHTEST LIGHT OF ALL, MY SHADOW IS DARKER THAN ALL OTHERS COMBINED! NOW BEAST, YOU AND YOUR MASTER SHALL FALL TOGETHER BEFORE THE STARLIGHT KING!"That's the last thing it hears before it suddenly finds itself hurled backwards into a small black sphere about the size of a grapefruit, where it vanishes without a trace. It is soon followed by a large chunk of wall from a nearby house, and even from as far away as he is, it is all that The Roach can do to keep from getting sucked in as well.
Alright PM being sent.
You're cowering in the corner by the door when you suddenly hear some sort of commotion coming from outside, followed by a sizable chunk of the back wall being torn off and sucked into oblivion.
Go.
You creep through the tall grass, like some sort of strangely-sticky jungle-cat stalking prey. It's not as easy as you pictured it being, mostly because your bat keeps sticking to the plants, but eventually you make it to the southern cabin, your weapon looking more like a freakish cactus than any spike bat you've ever seen.
UNLUCKY EAMON IS DEAD! THE MONK SPAWNS AS PINK!(Monk luk: 1+1)
The Monk's waiver becomes an ordinary wooden branch, that looks like it could have been cut from any old tree, apart from a small message carved into the fatter end of it.
'Speak Softly.'
Red: Derm
Blue: Godrik
Orange: Killa Beez
White: The Roach
Brown: Obmar
Purple: PANT
Pink: The Monk
Yellow: Jin Lemons
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