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Author Topic: You Are a Serial Killer  (Read 21313 times)

Iituem

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #225 on: September 12, 2014, 06:34:28 pm »
No!  Save the smooch until you have a whole dinner date set up, romantic candles, then lean in, give her a peck on the lips and say... "Gotcha."
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Let's Play Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magic Obscura! - The adventures of Jack Hunt, gentleman rogue.

Quote from: endlessblaze on May 11, 2015, 02:35:16 pm
No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

SaberToothTiger

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #226 on: September 13, 2014, 01:28:15 am »
Quote from: Iituem on September 12, 2014, 06:34:28 pm
No!  Save the smooch until you have a whole dinner date set up, romantic candles, then lean in, give her a peck on the lips and say... "Gotcha."
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
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Lyeos

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #227 on: September 13, 2014, 01:29:20 am »
That would just be cruel.
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Worldmaster27

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #228 on: September 13, 2014, 07:11:01 am »
Exactly.
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on September 13, 2014, 01:28:15 am
Quote from: Iituem on September 12, 2014, 06:34:28 pm
No!  Save the smooch until you have a whole dinner date set up, romantic candles, then lean in, give her a peck on the lips and say... "Gotcha."
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Audioworm333

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #229 on: September 15, 2014, 07:42:29 pm »
You opt to just look over at the person. It takes every bit of your willpower not to stare at what you see; a tall, incredibly curvy girl with flowing black hair, her green eyes so bright it's almost ridiculous. Absolutely beautiful.

God, I'd love to sink a blade into her... You find yourself fantasizing about killing her, one elaborate scenario after another forming in your mi*SNAP*

You jump as Caroline snaps her finger in your face, jolting you out of your daydream. "Oi, plenty of time to fantasize about me at home, ya perv!" She giggles.
« Last Edit: September 15, 2014, 07:57:15 pm by Audioworm333 »
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

Iituem

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #230 on: September 15, 2014, 08:01:18 pm »
"Ah, but then I don't have you there to do it over.  How was your day, love?"
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Quote from: endlessblaze on May 11, 2015, 02:35:16 pm
No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

Playergamer

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #231 on: September 15, 2014, 08:05:56 pm »
((oi, I saw that edit.))
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 30, 1974, 05:00:37 am
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #232 on: September 15, 2014, 08:07:58 pm »
*Slips wad of bills into your hand*

What edit?
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

Playergamer

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #233 on: September 15, 2014, 08:08:40 pm »
((that edit, the one with the-oh. i didn't see no edit.))
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 30, 1974, 05:00:37 am
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

My sigtext

Orange Wizard

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #234 on: September 15, 2014, 08:34:44 pm »
* II slips a slightly larger wad of bills into Playergamer's hand.

What edit?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #235 on: September 15, 2014, 08:37:48 pm »
((Audio, counter offer?))
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 30, 1974, 05:00:37 am
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

My sigtext

Audioworm333

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #236 on: September 16, 2014, 02:24:06 pm »
Oh, what do you propose? :P
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

Worldmaster27

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #237 on: September 16, 2014, 04:06:32 pm »
* Worldmaster27 adds a hitler to II's deal

Do tell.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #238 on: September 17, 2014, 07:23:12 pm »
Quote from: Iituem on September 15, 2014, 08:01:18 pm
"Ah, but then I don't have you there to do it over.  How was your day, love?"

She giggles. "Oh, not too bad. I got kicked out of my apartment but that's no biggie."
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

Orange Wizard

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #239 on: September 17, 2014, 07:42:15 pm »
Whatever way this conversation goes, try to steer her away from moving in with us. The last thing we need is a person we don't want to murder in our murder hole.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.
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