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Voting closed: August 22, 2014, 07:48:00 pm


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Author Topic: You Are a Serial Killer  (Read 21026 times)

NRDL

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #105 on: August 21, 2014, 04:57:53 am »
Succeeding in murdering a fat man.
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Graknorke

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #106 on: August 21, 2014, 04:58:29 am »
Quote from: NRDL on August 21, 2014, 04:57:53 am
Succeeding in murdering a fat man.
Well yeah but I think intent shows personality more than whether or not it was a success.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #107 on: August 21, 2014, 05:11:08 am »
Because reasons.
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I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #108 on: August 21, 2014, 05:52:47 am »
I think she's adorable.

And yeah, get the paper, and either go to/look for work (once the poll is done).  If it's a day off, go bother Caroline.  If she's not free, start planning your next murder, because we got lucky this time and it won't hold out.
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Quote from: endlessblaze on May 11, 2015, 02:35:16 pm
No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #109 on: August 21, 2014, 06:36:45 am »
Look for weapons on the Internet, we need a knife or some thing.
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #110 on: August 21, 2014, 06:40:49 am »
Quote from: Funk on August 21, 2014, 06:36:45 am
Look for weapons on the Internet, we need a knife or some thing.
Yes using the internet is the best way to keep your crimes secret  ::)
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« Reply #111 on: August 21, 2014, 06:52:14 am »
Quote from: Funk on August 21, 2014, 06:36:45 am
Look for weapons on the Internet, we need a knife or some thing.

-1, easily tracked.  If we're after a knife, we're over 18.  Just take a bus out of town and buy a block of chef's knives.
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Let's Play Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magic Obscura! - The adventures of Jack Hunt, gentleman rogue.

Quote from: endlessblaze on May 11, 2015, 02:35:16 pm
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #112 on: August 21, 2014, 07:55:41 am »
Lets be a psycologist.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #113 on: August 21, 2014, 08:02:17 am »
Bluh, accidentally made the vote closing date too late. I'm just gonna wait till noon today, then lock voting & go with the most popular option. Presently, looks like poor Madeline's gonna be unemployed.
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #114 on: August 21, 2014, 11:53:56 am »
Sorry I'm late.

You throw on some clothing, head over to the landlord's office.

He looks up. "Ah, Ms... South, was it? What can I do for you?"

"Could I just pay my rent today?"

He shrugs. "Don't see why not."

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #115 on: August 21, 2014, 12:02:04 pm »
Well, I figured out a way to make us untraceable from online. Once we find a company, we can set up a child e-mail. We can send our orders to ourselves, so it won't go through the system. The company's main e-mail would still monitor what we sent, and be able to see that we sent a message.
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10/10.
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NRDL

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #116 on: August 21, 2014, 04:17:24 pm »
Go to kitchenware store.  Buy knife.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #117 on: August 21, 2014, 04:19:24 pm »
Quote from: NRDL on August 21, 2014, 04:17:24 pm
Go to kitchenware store.  Buy knife.
Preferably a smallish one, easily concealed.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #118 on: August 21, 2014, 04:20:01 pm »
Along a length of rope and duct tape.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #119 on: August 21, 2014, 04:31:45 pm »
Because that isn't suspicious?
If we're going to buy that stuff it should be either mixed among other things or spread out along different shops/times.
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