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Voting closed: August 22, 2014, 07:48:00 pm


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Author Topic: You Are a Serial Killer  (Read 21248 times)

Worldmaster27

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #45 on: August 17, 2014, 06:49:49 am »

Silly people. He's drunk and male. I don't think we have to worry about hiding from this fellow. We could walk right up to him and ask him to walk us to our apartment and I bet he wouldn't say a word otherwise.
+1 but if things get messy, go through with my action.
I'm good with that. It may also be easier to frame him in our home.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #46 on: August 17, 2014, 06:53:42 am »

Silly people. He's drunk and male. I don't think we have to worry about hiding from this fellow. We could walk right up to him and ask him to walk us to our apartment and I bet he wouldn't say a word otherwise.
I forget we have tits at our disposal.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #47 on: August 17, 2014, 07:04:51 am »

Tit power!
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Lyeos

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #48 on: August 17, 2014, 08:46:49 am »

Silly people. He's drunk and male. I don't think we have to worry about hiding from this fellow. We could walk right up to him and ask him to walk us to our apartment and I bet he wouldn't say a word otherwise.
+1 but if things get messy, go through with my action.
I'm good with that. It may also be easier to frame him in our home.
Hm.
Say we forgot our key?
Ask him to force open the door?
Forced entry, badaboom.

Granted, it'd take work to get him to do so.
But at least we have Manipulate I.
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Fniff

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #49 on: August 17, 2014, 08:54:55 am »

And if he asks why we can't just get a locksmith, say we can't afford it. +1 to the forced entry plan.

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #50 on: August 17, 2014, 08:58:22 am »

I like that plan as well.

Let's think though... What kind of weapons do we have lying around the apartment?
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #51 on: August 17, 2014, 09:59:04 am »

Silly people. He's drunk and male. I don't think we have to worry about hiding from this fellow. We could walk right up to him and ask him to walk us to our apartment and I bet he wouldn't say a word otherwise.
+1 but if things get messy, go through with my action.
I'm good with that. It may also be easier to frame him in our home.
Hm.
Say we forgot our key?
Ask him to force open the door?
Forced entry, badaboom.

Granted, it'd take work to get him to do so.
But at least we have Manipulate I.

This is a horrible plan. Remember we are a Serial Killer, if the police find a dead body in our home, we might be able to talk us out of the situation, but it will put us on the radar. We want to kill the victim in a place we cant be linked to. Same with all the "frame as self-defence suggestions", we need to come up with something that lets us kill anonymously.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #52 on: August 17, 2014, 10:04:43 am »

Then please, let's hear your idea. :T
Of course it's a terrible plan.
That's kind of my thing.
Yet people still go along with them.
It's hilarious.
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Worldmaster27

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #53 on: August 17, 2014, 10:17:05 am »

It was inevitable*

That's a good point, though how could we get him alone in a place we can't be linked to? Random back-alley murder?
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #54 on: August 17, 2014, 10:18:52 am »

Right now! Run away quickly after the act.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #55 on: August 17, 2014, 10:57:55 pm »

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You wait for the man to walk past you and gently nudge him on the shoulder. He stares at you with his intense eyes.
Silly people. He's drunk and male. I don't think we have to worry about hiding from this fellow. We could walk right up to him and ask him to walk us to our apartment and I bet he wouldn't say a word otherwise.
You do as such and are greeted with a blank, confused stare. Eventually, he just continues on his way.

Well, that didn't go so well, but it's not over yet...
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #56 on: August 17, 2014, 11:01:17 pm »

Just bash the bottle on his head. Stab in the kidneys with the broken bottle, and then go for the face.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #57 on: August 17, 2014, 11:03:43 pm »

Just bash the bottle on his head. Stab in the kidneys with the broken bottle, and then go for the face.
+1
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #58 on: August 18, 2014, 05:45:11 am »

Just bash the bottle on his head. Stab in the kidneys with the broken bottle, and then go for the face.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #59 on: August 18, 2014, 07:58:08 am »

Just bash the bottle on his head. Stab in the kidneys with the broken bottle, and then go for the face.

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Your bring the bottle down hard upon the man's head. It shatters from the impact and knocks him out cold. You drag the now-unconscious body into an alley and stab him hard in the kidneys. Blood sprays onto your bottle and clothes!

You proceed with a strong stab to the face, which wounds him deeply. And results in more blood on you.

Time to finish this!

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