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[masked_krusader]

POSSESS CTHULHU'S HEART.  STOP BEATING.

[okjoe1]

FILL ALL THE BANANAS IN CIRCULATION WITH WASPS

[Elephant Parade]

-ACCIDENTAL TAB-ENTER POST-

[Nunzillor]

PUMP ANTIDEPRESSANTS INTO WATER SUPPLY

[Elephant Parade]

ORDER MY GIANT ROBOTS TO HELP FIGHT AGAINST IT'S ENEMIES

(4)I LOOKED THROUGH THE LAST FEW TURNS, BUT I COULDN'T FIND THE CONTEXT FOR YOUR ACTION

OR MAYBE YOU MADE A SPELLING MISTAKE AND A GRAMMAR MISTAKE

I STILL HAVE FISTS. PUNCH HUMANITY TO DEATH.

(2)YOUR FISTS ARE WEAK; YOU CAN ONLY LIGHTLY BRUISE PEOPLE

USE MY BATTLESTATION TO RAID MILITARY BASES ROBBING NUKES.

(3)YOU GET A FEW NUKES

JOIN CULT OF CTHULHU.  SHOW SATAN THE FINE PRINT IN OUR CONTRACT THAT SHOWS THAT WHILE I SERVE HIM, HE SERVES THE OLD ONES

(3)HE SHOWS YOU EVEN FINER PRINT THAT SHOWS THAT THE OLD ONES SERVE HIM

BREAK SOME OF THE ROBOTS SABOTAGING HUMANITY.

(1)YOU ANGER THE ROBOTS

THEY BEGIN DESTROYING EVERYTHING

+3 ROBOT AAP

CONVERT ROBOTS TO OBAMACULT!!!

(5)SUCCESS

OBAMACULT NOW HAS A ROBOT ARMY

+5 AAP

START QUIETLY PLANTING NUCLEAR BOMBS EVERYWHERE

(1)YOU ACCIDENTALLY BLOW YOURSELF UP WITH A NUKE

FIND ONE OF THE MARKER POSTS DEFINING A CORNER OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, PICK IT UP, AND PLANT IT ON THE SUMMIT OF MT SNOWDEN, EXTENDING THE EXTENT OF THE TRIANGLE INTO WALES.

(2)UNFORTUNATELY, MOVING A POST DOESN'T ACTUALLY MOVE THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

FIND OUT HOW TO CAUSE NUCLEAR WAR

(6)YOU LEARN HOW TO CAUSE NUCLEAR WAR

HOWEVER, THE KNOWLEDGE IS IN THE FORM OF A DARK RITUAL

YOU ARE DRIVEN INSANE BY THE EVIL POWER

Sell drugs to important people

(2)IMPORTANT PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN BUYING DRUGS

POSSESS CTHULHU'S HEART.  STOP BEATING.

(1)IT TURNS OUT THAT CTHULU'S HEART WAS ONLY HOLDING IT BACK

CTHULU HAS TURNED INTO ZOMBIE CTHULU

FILL ALL THE BANANAS IN CIRCULATION WITH WASPS

(2)YOU'RE NOT QUITE SURE HOW TO DO THAT

PUMP ANTIDEPRESSANTS INTO WATER SUPPLY

(6)MANY PEOPLE OVERDOSE AND DIE

THIS MAKES PEOPLE FAIRLY NERVOUS

HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS INCREASED SLIGHTLY

Spoiler: APOCALYPSE STATUS (click to show/hide)

OBAMACULT: 13
NATURAL DISASTER: 5
SENTIENT CLOTHING: 2
DEMONS: 24 / PORTAL
MAGIC CORRUPTION: -1
KILLER PLANTS: 0
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: -5
TERRORISTS: 5
GIANT ROBOTS: 29
DRUGS: 3
PRISONER REBELLION: 5
OVERPOPULATION: 1
CONFUSION: 5
ETERNAL SLEEP: 1
ALIENS: 1

Spoiler: HUMANITY STATUS (click to show/hide)

HUMANITY NERVOUSNESS: EXTREMELY SCARED
HUMANITY PRODUCTIVITY: AWFUL
HUMANITY INSANITY: BANANA

I'M GETTING BORED OF THIS GAME, SO THE EXTENSION IS GETTING SHORTENED SLIGHTLY. 3 TURNS LEFT.

[Lyeos]

OPEN NEW CHURCH OF SATAN.

[poketwo]

NOW WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF HOW TO CAUSE NUCLEAR WAR, CAUSE NUCLEAR WAR

[Hawk132]

MAKE WEAPONS FOR THE MECH.

[Sarrak]

DESTROY ROBOTS WITH HORDES OF ZOMBIES!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

((DAMN SPELLCHECK, MENT TO WRITE HUMANITY'S ENEMIES))
HANG HEAD IN SHAME, MAKE MORE GIANT ROBOTS!

[Comrade Shamrock]

BUILD ANOTHER BATTLESTATION

[Lightningfalcon]

SCREW THESE CONTRACTS.  PUNCH SATAN IN FACE WITH MIGHTY HAND OF PUNCHING.

[TamerVirus]

HAVE THE OBAMACULT TURN THE MOON INTO OBAMA'S CAMPAIGN SYMBOL

[Dutrius]

GO BACK IN TIME AND BUILD THE M25 MOTORWAY

Good Omens reference btw.

[aattss]

GIVE DRUG PEOPLES POLITICAL POWER