THIS INSANITY PLEASES ME.
SUBVERT MEDIA. TELL THE PUBLIC TO KEEP CALM, AND CARRY ON PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN
(1)PEOPLE REALIZE YOUR MOTIVE
HUMANITY PANICS
HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS INCREASED SIGNIFICANTLY
use magic to control the magma
(2)YOU DON'T HAVE MAGICAL POWERS
HERE'S WHERE THE MASTER PLAN SPROUTS, PUT THE COMMON COLD INTO ALL THE BANANAS IN CIRCULATION WITH THE NEW ECONOMY, EVERYONE IS GOING TO GET SICK WITH A SORE THROAT, BECOME TISSUE SALES MAN
(1)A SCIENTIST CURES THE COMMON COLD
YOUR TISSUES ARE WORTHLESS
PRETEND TO LEAD THE PEACE NEGOTIATIONS WITH DEMONS TO LOWER NERVOUSNESS!
(5)THE DEMONS PRETEND TO LEAVE HUMANITY ALONE
HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS DROPPED SIGNIFICANTLY
BUILD A NEW MECH.
(3)YOU BUILD A WEAPON-LESS MECH
REPROGRAM ROBOTS SO THEY GIVE NICE CALMING HUGS INSTEAD OF FLAMING DEATH RAYS
(1)YOU MESS UP AN INTEGER
ROBOTS NOW SHOOT ICE RAYS
MAKE THE ROBOTS TV FAILS TO REPROGRAM BECOME WRESTLERS FOR MAKIND'S ENTERTAINMENT.
(6)ALL OF HUMANITY WATCHES THE SHOW; THE ROBOTS USE IT FOR POSITIVE PUBLICITY
+3 ROBOT AAP
HUMANITY'S PRODUCTIVITY DROPPED SLIGHTLY
REPLACE CLEAN WATER IN EUROPE WIH !!MAGMA!!
(2)HOW WOULD YOU EVEN DO THIS
WOULD YOU START PIPING MAGMA INTO THE WATER SYSTEM OR SOMETHING?
CALM EVERYONE DOWN WITH GLORIUS RUSSIAN PROPROGANDA
(3+1)YOU CALM DOWN RUSSIA
HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS DROPPED SLIGHTLY
ALLY THE DEMONS AND ROBOTS TO DESTROY CTHULHU.
(1)THE DEMONS AND ROBOTS BEGIN WARRING WITH EACH OTHER
[4]CTHULU BEGINS ORDERING ITS CULT TO SPREAD ITS WORD.
HUMANITY'S INSANITY INCREASED SLIGHTLY
OBAMACULT: 8
NATURAL DISASTER: 5
SENTIENT CLOTHING: 2
DEMONS: 24 / PORTAL
MAGIC CORRUPTION: -1
KILLER PLANTS: 0
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: -5
TERRORISTS: 5
GIANT ROBOTS: 26
DRUGS: 3
PRISONER REBELLION: 5
OVERPOPULATION: 1
CONFUSION: 5
ETERNAL SLEEP: 1
ALIENS: 1
HUMANITY NERVOUSNESS: PRETTY SCARED
HUMANITY PRODUCTIVITY: AWFUL
HUMANITY INSANITY: BANANA