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Author Topic: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE  (Read 14621 times)

Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #120 on: August 12, 2014, 09:48:25 am »

REPLACE CLEAN WATER IN EUROPE WIH !!MAGMA!!
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poketwo

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #121 on: August 12, 2014, 11:11:26 am »

CALM EVERYONE DOWN WITH GLORIUS RUSSIAN PROPROGANDA
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #122 on: August 12, 2014, 12:40:50 pm »

ALLY THE DEMONS AND ROBOTS TO DESTROY CTHULHU.
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Comrade Shamrock

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #123 on: August 12, 2014, 01:48:37 pm »

CALM EVERYONE DOWN WITH GLORIUS RUSSIAN PROPROGANDA
SUPPORT THIS

Elephant Parade

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #124 on: August 13, 2014, 12:24:03 am »

THIS INSANITY PLEASES ME. 
SUBVERT MEDIA.  TELL THE PUBLIC TO KEEP CALM, AND CARRY ON PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN


(1)PEOPLE REALIZE YOUR MOTIVE

HUMANITY PANICS

HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS INCREASED SIGNIFICANTLY

use magic to control the magma
(2)YOU DON'T HAVE MAGICAL POWERS

HERE'S WHERE THE MASTER PLAN SPROUTS, PUT THE COMMON COLD INTO ALL THE BANANAS IN CIRCULATION WITH THE NEW ECONOMY, EVERYONE IS GOING TO GET SICK WITH A SORE THROAT, BECOME TISSUE SALES MAN
(1)A SCIENTIST CURES THE COMMON COLD

YOUR TISSUES ARE WORTHLESS

PRETEND TO LEAD THE PEACE NEGOTIATIONS WITH DEMONS TO LOWER NERVOUSNESS!
(5)THE DEMONS PRETEND TO LEAVE HUMANITY ALONE

HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS DROPPED SIGNIFICANTLY

BUILD A NEW MECH.
(3)YOU BUILD A WEAPON-LESS MECH

REPROGRAM ROBOTS SO THEY GIVE NICE CALMING HUGS INSTEAD OF FLAMING DEATH RAYS
(1)YOU MESS UP AN INTEGER

ROBOTS NOW SHOOT ICE RAYS

MAKE THE ROBOTS TV FAILS TO REPROGRAM BECOME WRESTLERS FOR MAKIND'S ENTERTAINMENT.
(6)ALL OF HUMANITY WATCHES THE SHOW; THE ROBOTS USE IT FOR POSITIVE PUBLICITY

+3 ROBOT AAP
HUMANITY'S PRODUCTIVITY DROPPED SLIGHTLY

REPLACE CLEAN WATER IN EUROPE WIH !!MAGMA!!
(2)HOW WOULD YOU EVEN DO THIS

WOULD YOU START PIPING MAGMA INTO THE WATER SYSTEM OR SOMETHING?

CALM EVERYONE DOWN WITH GLORIUS RUSSIAN PROPROGANDA
(3+1)YOU CALM DOWN RUSSIA

HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS DROPPED SLIGHTLY

ALLY THE DEMONS AND ROBOTS TO DESTROY CTHULHU.
(1)THE DEMONS AND ROBOTS BEGIN WARRING WITH EACH OTHER

[4]CTHULU BEGINS ORDERING ITS CULT TO SPREAD ITS WORD.

HUMANITY'S INSANITY INCREASED SLIGHTLY

Spoiler: APOCALYPSE STATUS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: HUMANITY STATUS (click to show/hide)
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #125 on: August 13, 2014, 03:11:49 am »

ORDER MY GIANT ROBOTS TO HELP FIGHT AGAINST IT'S ENEMIES
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Hawk132

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #126 on: August 13, 2014, 05:06:55 am »

I STILL HAVE FISTS. PUNCH HUMANITY TO DEATH.
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #127 on: August 13, 2014, 08:41:39 am »

USE MY BATTLESTATION TO RAID MILITARY BASES ROBBING NUKES.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2014, 08:52:09 am by Comrade Shamrock »
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #128 on: August 13, 2014, 08:50:21 am »

JOIN CULT OF CTHULHU.  SHOW SATAN THE FINE PRINT IN OUR CONTRACT THAT SHOWS THAT WHILE I SERVE HIM, HE SERVES THE OLD ONES
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Lyeos

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #129 on: August 13, 2014, 08:52:52 am »

BREAK SOME OF THE ROBOTS SABOTAGING HUMANITY.
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #130 on: August 13, 2014, 08:57:08 am »

CONVERT ROBOTS TO OBAMACULT!!!
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #131 on: August 13, 2014, 08:58:58 am »

START QUIETLY PLANTING NUCLEAR BOMBS EVERYWHERE

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #132 on: August 13, 2014, 09:28:31 am »

FIND ONE OF THE MARKER POSTS DEFINING A CORNER OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, PICK IT UP, AND PLANT IT ON THE SUMMIT OF MT SNOWDEN, EXTENDING THE EXTENT OF THE TRIANGLE INTO WALES.
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #133 on: August 13, 2014, 09:32:39 am »

FIND OUT HOW TO CAUSE NUCLEAR WAR
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #134 on: August 13, 2014, 03:14:20 pm »

Sell drugs to important people
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