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[Nidilap]

REPLACE CLEAN WATER IN EUROPE WIH !!MAGMA!!

[poketwo]

CALM EVERYONE DOWN WITH GLORIUS RUSSIAN PROPROGANDA

[masked_krusader]

ALLY THE DEMONS AND ROBOTS TO DESTROY CTHULHU.

[Comrade Shamrock]

CALM EVERYONE DOWN WITH GLORIUS RUSSIAN PROPROGANDA

SUPPORT THIS

[Elephant Parade]

THIS INSANITY PLEASES ME. 
SUBVERT MEDIA.  TELL THE PUBLIC TO KEEP CALM, AND CARRY ON PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN

(1)PEOPLE REALIZE YOUR MOTIVE

HUMANITY PANICS

HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS INCREASED SIGNIFICANTLY

use magic to control the magma

(2)YOU DON'T HAVE MAGICAL POWERS

HERE'S WHERE THE MASTER PLAN SPROUTS, PUT THE COMMON COLD INTO ALL THE BANANAS IN CIRCULATION WITH THE NEW ECONOMY, EVERYONE IS GOING TO GET SICK WITH A SORE THROAT, BECOME TISSUE SALES MAN

(1)A SCIENTIST CURES THE COMMON COLD

YOUR TISSUES ARE WORTHLESS

PRETEND TO LEAD THE PEACE NEGOTIATIONS WITH DEMONS TO LOWER NERVOUSNESS!

(5)THE DEMONS PRETEND TO LEAVE HUMANITY ALONE

HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS DROPPED SIGNIFICANTLY

BUILD A NEW MECH.

(3)YOU BUILD A WEAPON-LESS MECH

REPROGRAM ROBOTS SO THEY GIVE NICE CALMING HUGS INSTEAD OF FLAMING DEATH RAYS

(1)YOU MESS UP AN INTEGER

ROBOTS NOW SHOOT ICE RAYS

MAKE THE ROBOTS TV FAILS TO REPROGRAM BECOME WRESTLERS FOR MAKIND'S ENTERTAINMENT.

(6)ALL OF HUMANITY WATCHES THE SHOW; THE ROBOTS USE IT FOR POSITIVE PUBLICITY

+3 ROBOT AAP
HUMANITY'S PRODUCTIVITY DROPPED SLIGHTLY

REPLACE CLEAN WATER IN EUROPE WIH !!MAGMA!!

(2)HOW WOULD YOU EVEN DO THIS

WOULD YOU START PIPING MAGMA INTO THE WATER SYSTEM OR SOMETHING?

CALM EVERYONE DOWN WITH GLORIUS RUSSIAN PROPROGANDA

(3+1)YOU CALM DOWN RUSSIA

HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS DROPPED SLIGHTLY

ALLY THE DEMONS AND ROBOTS TO DESTROY CTHULHU.

(1)THE DEMONS AND ROBOTS BEGIN WARRING WITH EACH OTHER

[4]CTHULU BEGINS ORDERING ITS CULT TO SPREAD ITS WORD.

HUMANITY'S INSANITY INCREASED SLIGHTLY

Spoiler: APOCALYPSE STATUS (click to show/hide)

OBAMACULT: 8
NATURAL DISASTER: 5
SENTIENT CLOTHING: 2
DEMONS: 24 / PORTAL
MAGIC CORRUPTION: -1
KILLER PLANTS: 0
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: -5
TERRORISTS: 5
GIANT ROBOTS: 26
DRUGS: 3
PRISONER REBELLION: 5
OVERPOPULATION: 1
CONFUSION: 5
ETERNAL SLEEP: 1
ALIENS: 1

Spoiler: HUMANITY STATUS (click to show/hide)

HUMANITY NERVOUSNESS: PRETTY SCARED
HUMANITY PRODUCTIVITY: AWFUL
HUMANITY INSANITY: BANANA

[BlitzDungeoneer]

ORDER MY GIANT ROBOTS TO HELP FIGHT AGAINST IT'S ENEMIES

[Hawk132]

I STILL HAVE FISTS. PUNCH HUMANITY TO DEATH.

[Comrade Shamrock]

USE MY BATTLESTATION TO RAID MILITARY BASES ROBBING NUKES.

[Lightningfalcon]

JOIN CULT OF CTHULHU.  SHOW SATAN THE FINE PRINT IN OUR CONTRACT THAT SHOWS THAT WHILE I SERVE HIM, HE SERVES THE OLD ONES

[Lyeos]

BREAK SOME OF THE ROBOTS SABOTAGING HUMANITY.

[TamerVirus]

CONVERT ROBOTS TO OBAMACULT!!!

[Fniff]

START QUIETLY PLANTING NUCLEAR BOMBS EVERYWHERE

[Dutrius]

FIND ONE OF THE MARKER POSTS DEFINING A CORNER OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, PICK IT UP, AND PLANT IT ON THE SUMMIT OF MT SNOWDEN, EXTENDING THE EXTENT OF THE TRIANGLE INTO WALES.

[poketwo]

FIND OUT HOW TO CAUSE NUCLEAR WAR

[aattss]

Sell drugs to important people