HM. WELL, PLANT DEMONS DISGUISED AS HUMANS INTO THE GOVERNING BODIES OF ALL MAJOR NATIONS.
(4)SUCCESS
MOST OF THEM OCCUPY FAIRLY MINOR POSITIONS, THOUGH
+5 AAP
ORGANISE A PRISON BREAK, BUILD A SUBMERSIBLE BATTLESTATION WITH CITY LEVELING WEAPONRY
(4)YOU BREAK OUT OF JAIL, BUT YOU'RE TOO BUSY RUNNING AWAY TO DO THE SECOND THING
CREATE PRO-DRUG CARTEL PROPAGANDA
(2)"DRUGS AREN'T BAD! THEY'RE GOOD!"
NOBODY FALLS FOR IT.
BUILD TAMERCULT MIND CONTROL DEVICE AND UPLOAD IT TO THE INTERNET
(2)YOUR MIND CONTROL DEVICE DOESN'T ACTUALLY WORK. PEOPLE THINK IT'S A JOKE OR SOMETHING.
CONVINCE PUTIN TO USE NUKES AGAINST BRITAIN, SINCE AMERICA IS TO BUSY BEING DESTROYED TO STOP HIM
(4)PUTIN PLANS TO LAUNCH THE NUKES AT THE END OF NEXT TURN
ASSIST AATTSS: BUY CROPDUSTERS AND A BIOLOGICAL AGENT WHICH CAUSES CALMNESS AND A SAFE MELLOW HIGH, SPRAY OVER MAJOR CITIES
(2)YOU ARE SENT TO JAIL FOR TRYING TO AFFECT THE PUBLIC MOOD OR SOMETHING
OKAY. PLAN C. GET INTO MY MECH. BLOW SHIT UP.
(5)YOU ENABLE MANUAL OVERRIDE. YOU BEGIN BLOWING UP RANDOM BUILDINGS.
+3 AAP
HUMANITY'S PRODUCTIVITY DECREASED SLIGHTLY
HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS INCREASED MASSIVELY
CONVERT ZOMBIES TO SERVE HUMANITY.
(2)THE ZOMBIES IGNORE YOU
ADMINISTER AND ENCOURAGE RELAXING BACK RUBS AND MASSAGES.
(3)YOU GIVE A FEW PEOPLE RELAXING BACK RUBS
HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS DROPPED A TINY BIT
WEAPONIZE ALL SENTIENT ARTICLES OF CLOTHING WITH AUTOMATIC RIFLES!!!!! THEY NOW LUST FOR HUMANITY'S BLOODY END!!!!!
(1)UNFORTUNATELY, ALL PIECES OF SENTIENT CLOTHING HAVE SEVERE GUN ALLERGIES
YOUR CLOTHING DIES
-ALL AAP
CONTINUE TO FIND WAY OUT OF OCEAN. JUST HEAD NORTH, OR SOMETHING. I'M SURE TO HIT LAND EVENTUALLY. WHILE I SIT ON BOAT, ATTEMPT TO SUMMON SHOGGOTHS AGAIN.
(1)YOUR SHIP SINKS INTO THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE. YOU DROWN.
PAY OFF DEBT USING MONEY GAINED FROM A PYRAMID SCHEME
(5)SUCCESS
ALSO, YOUR PYRAMID SCHEME CONTINUES TO MAKE YOU MONEY
RELEASE THE PLANTS
(1)YOU MESS UP THE CONTAINMENT DOOR ORDER. THE PLANTS ARE NOW RUNNING AROUND INSIDE THE RESEARCH FACILITY
+2 AAP
TAMERCULT: 4
NATURAL DISASTER: 5
SENTIENT CLOTHING: 0
DEMONS: 17 / PORTAL
MAGIC CORRUPTION: -1
KILLER PLANTS: 12
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: -5
TERRORISTS: 5
GIANT ROBOT: 3
HUMANITY NERVOUSNESS: TERRIFIED
HUMANITY PRODUCTIVITY: MEH
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