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Author Topic: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE  (Read 14540 times)

Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2014, 03:57:52 pm »

MAKE SENTIENT UNDERWEAR AND BRAS!!!!! THEY HUNGER FOR HUMAN FLESH!!!!
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2014, 03:59:13 pm »

HAVE TAMERCULT MEMBERS KIDNAP AND BRAINWASH CELEBRITIES
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2014, 04:04:39 pm »

CREATE PRO-MAGIC PROPAGANDA

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2014, 04:17:28 pm »

BUILD MORE BATTLESTATIONS AND ARM THEM WITH LARGE GUNS CAPABLE OF LEVELING CITIES
« Last Edit: August 05, 2014, 04:19:17 pm by Comrade Shamrock »
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2014, 04:30:36 pm »

BIOENGINEER KILLER PLANTS
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2014, 04:45:02 pm »

MAKE A NEW ZOMBIE VIRUS. ONE THAT THAT THE FAILUREVIRUS CAN'T PROTECT AGAINST.
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2014, 04:46:34 pm »

ACQUIRE MONEY
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2014, 04:59:08 pm »

FIND CITY OF R'LYEH
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2014, 07:00:50 pm »

MAKE AN UNDERWATER PORTAL THAT WILL ALLOW DEMONS THROUGH ONCE THE APOCALYPSE BEGINS.
(5)SUCCESS! ALSO, A FEW DEMONS MAY ARRIVE EARLY. +10 AAP; NO CHANGE TO HUMANITY.

MAKE SENTIENT UNDERWEAR AND BRAS!!!!! THEY HUNGER FOR HUMAN FLESH!!!!
(5)SUCCESS!

PUBLIC NERVOUSNESS INCREASED SIGNIFICANTLY
+10 AAP

HAVE TAMERCULT MEMBERS KIDNAP AND BRAINWASH CELEBRITIES
(3)YOU MANAGE TO BRAINWASH A FEW D-LIST ACTORS

+2 AAP

CREATE PRO-MAGIC PROPAGANDA
(2)IT'S TOO BLATANT; NOBODY BELIEVES IT BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO PARANOID ABOUT EVERYTHING

-1 AAP

BUILD MORE BATTLESTATIONS AND ARM THEM WITH LARGE GUNS CAPABLE OF LEVELING CITIES
(1)YOU ARE SENT TO JAIL FOR BREAKING EVERY GUN LAW EVER, AS WELL AS INSPIRING SEVERAL MORE

BIOENGINEER KILLER PLANTS
(5)SUCCESS! THEY ARE VERY, VERY DANGEROUS. +10 AAP; GOT KILLER PLANTS

MAKE A NEW ZOMBIE VIRUS. ONE THAT THAT THE FAILUREVIRUS CAN'T PROTECT AGAINST.
(1)YOUR VIRUS IS EATEN BY THE ANTIVIRUS

THE ANTIVIRUS HAS LEVELLED UP!

HUMANITY'S PRODUCTIVITY INCREASED SLIGHTLY
-5 AAP

ACQUIRE MONEY
(3)YOU DO SOME PART-TIME JOBS AND GET $100

FIND CITY OF R'LYEH
(3)YOU GET LOST IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, BUT YOU THINK YOU MIGHT KNOW WHERE R'LYEH IS.

Spoiler: APOCALYPSE STATUS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: HUMANITY STATUS (click to show/hide)

IF HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS REACHES MAXIMUM, HUMANITY WILL TURN ON ITSELF; THE ONLY SURVIVORS WILL TAKE SHELTER. APOCALYPSES WILL CLAIM NO VICTIMS, AND EVERYONE WILL LOSE.

IF HUMANITY'S PRODUCTIVITY REACHES MAXIMUM, HUMANITY WILL DISCOVER WAYS TO AVERT ALL APOCALYPSES; EVERYONE WILL DOUBLE LOSE.

HUMANITY WILL NOW SPEND AN ACTION EACH TURN ATTEMPTING TO AVERT THE MOST WELL-KNOWN APOCALYPSE, WITH A -1 PENALTY. THIS WILL CHANGE TO A BONUS ONCE PRODUCTIVITY GETS HIGHER.

[6-1]HUMANITY MANAGES TO FABRICATE NON-SENTIENT CLOTHING; -3 AAP.
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2014, 07:05:30 pm »

CREATE A SECRET CULT DEDICATED TO SUMMONING MORE DEMONS WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT.
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Hawk132

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2014, 07:18:06 pm »

OKAY. PLAN B. SCREW ZOMBIES. MAKE SENTIENT AI THAT WANTS TO DESTROY THE WORLD.
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2014, 07:19:34 pm »

ESCAPE PRISON, CONTINUE BUILDING BATTLESTATIONS WITH CITY LEVELING WEAPONARY IN SECRET

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2014, 07:26:42 pm »

CREATE TERRORIST GROUP, BLOW UP FACTORIES DISGUISING THEM AS INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENTS

Salsacookies

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2014, 07:33:54 pm »

RELEASE A FUNGUS WHICH RELEASES A SPORE WHICH MAKES PEOPLE DUMB AND SEDENTARY
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2014, 08:18:49 pm »

MARK DOWN ON MAP WHERE I THINK THE NON-EUCLIDIAN CITY OF HORRORS WITH STRANGE SPELLING MIGHT BE.  THAT WILL BE IMPORTANT LATER.  HOPEFULLY.  IF I CAN FIND MY WAY OUT OF WHEREVER I AM.  THEN SUMMON SHOGGOTHS TO DO MY BIDDING.
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