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[Hawk132]

OKAY. PLAN C. GET INTO MY MECH. BLOW SHIT UP.

[Hawk132]

Doublepost, sorry for that.

[Sarrak]

CONVERT ZOMBIES TO SERVE HUMANITY.

[Nidilap]

WEAPONIZE ALL SENTIENT ARTICLES OF CLOTHING WITH AUTOMATIC RIFLES!!!!! THEY NOW LUST FOR HUMANITY'S BLOODY END!!!!!

[Lightningfalcon]

CONTINUE TO FIND WAY OUT OF OCEAN.  JUST HEAD NORTH, OR SOMETHING.  I'M SURE TO HIT LAND EVENTUALLY.  WHILE I SIT ON BOAT, ATTEMPT TO SUMMON SHOGGOTHS AGAIN.

[Orange Wizard]

PAY OFF DEBT USING MONEY GAINED FROM A PYRAMID SCHEME

[Elephant Parade]

HM. WELL, PLANT DEMONS DISGUISED AS HUMANS INTO THE GOVERNING BODIES OF ALL MAJOR NATIONS.

(4)SUCCESS

MOST OF THEM OCCUPY FAIRLY MINOR POSITIONS, THOUGH

+5 AAP

ORGANISE A PRISON BREAK, BUILD A SUBMERSIBLE BATTLESTATION WITH CITY LEVELING WEAPONRY

(4)YOU BREAK OUT OF JAIL, BUT YOU'RE TOO BUSY RUNNING AWAY TO DO THE SECOND THING

CREATE PRO-DRUG CARTEL PROPAGANDA

(2)"DRUGS AREN'T BAD! THEY'RE GOOD!"

NOBODY FALLS FOR IT.

BUILD TAMERCULT MIND CONTROL DEVICE AND UPLOAD IT TO THE INTERNET

(2)YOUR MIND CONTROL DEVICE DOESN'T ACTUALLY WORK. PEOPLE THINK IT'S A JOKE OR SOMETHING.

CONVINCE PUTIN TO USE NUKES AGAINST BRITAIN, SINCE AMERICA IS TO BUSY BEING DESTROYED TO STOP HIM

(4)PUTIN PLANS TO LAUNCH THE NUKES AT THE END OF NEXT TURN

ASSIST AATTSS: BUY CROPDUSTERS AND A BIOLOGICAL AGENT WHICH CAUSES CALMNESS AND A SAFE MELLOW HIGH, SPRAY OVER MAJOR CITIES

(2)YOU ARE SENT TO JAIL FOR TRYING TO AFFECT THE PUBLIC MOOD OR SOMETHING

OKAY. PLAN C. GET INTO MY MECH. BLOW SHIT UP.

(5)YOU ENABLE MANUAL OVERRIDE. YOU BEGIN BLOWING UP RANDOM BUILDINGS.

+3 AAP
HUMANITY'S PRODUCTIVITY DECREASED SLIGHTLY
HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS INCREASED MASSIVELY

CONVERT ZOMBIES TO SERVE HUMANITY.

(2)THE ZOMBIES IGNORE YOU

ADMINISTER AND ENCOURAGE RELAXING BACK RUBS AND MASSAGES.

(3)YOU GIVE A FEW PEOPLE RELAXING BACK RUBS

HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS DROPPED A TINY BIT

WEAPONIZE ALL SENTIENT ARTICLES OF CLOTHING WITH AUTOMATIC RIFLES!!!!! THEY NOW LUST FOR HUMANITY'S BLOODY END!!!!!

(1)UNFORTUNATELY, ALL PIECES OF SENTIENT CLOTHING HAVE SEVERE GUN ALLERGIES

YOUR CLOTHING DIES

-ALL AAP

CONTINUE TO FIND WAY OUT OF OCEAN.  JUST HEAD NORTH, OR SOMETHING.  I'M SURE TO HIT LAND EVENTUALLY.  WHILE I SIT ON BOAT, ATTEMPT TO SUMMON SHOGGOTHS AGAIN.

(1)YOUR SHIP SINKS INTO THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE. YOU DROWN.

PAY OFF DEBT USING MONEY GAINED FROM A PYRAMID SCHEME

(5)SUCCESS

ALSO, YOUR PYRAMID SCHEME CONTINUES TO MAKE YOU MONEY

RELEASE THE PLANTS

(1)YOU MESS UP THE CONTAINMENT DOOR ORDER. THE PLANTS ARE NOW RUNNING AROUND INSIDE THE RESEARCH FACILITY

+2 AAP

Spoiler: APOCALYPSE STATUS (click to show/hide)

TAMERCULT: 4
NATURAL DISASTER: 5
SENTIENT CLOTHING: 0
DEMONS: 17 / PORTAL
MAGIC CORRUPTION: -1
KILLER PLANTS: 12
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: -5
TERRORISTS: 5
GIANT ROBOT: 3

Spoiler: HUMANITY STATUS (click to show/hide)

HUMANITY NERVOUSNESS: TERRIFIED
HUMANITY PRODUCTIVITY: MEH
+PROTECTED BY GIANT ROBOT

[Lyeos]

WONDERFUL. HAVE THEM BRAINWASH THE HIGHER-UPS INTO SERVING US.
AND BY SERVING US I MEAN REASSURING THE MASSES THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE DEALT WITH SHORTLY AND EFFICIENTLY. WHICH IT WON'T.

Why do I feel as though myself and Fniff were the only two that actually paid attention about what happens when humanity gets too nervous?

[Comrade Shamrock]

Build Submersible Battle Station with City Levelling Weaponry

[poketwo]

GET TO THE SECRET RUSSIAN NUCLEAR BUNKER SO I CAN SURVIE THE INPENDING NUCEAR WAR

[Fniff]

GO TO TRIAL AND STATE THAT WHILST MY INTENTIONS WERE PURE, THE METHODS AT WHICH I ATTEMPTED TO GO ABOUT THEM WERE EVIL. PLEAD GUILTY AND CONTINUE TO ARGUE FOR PEACE, PACIFISM, AND HOPE... WHILST ALSO TRYING TO BUILD CONNECTIONS TO MY TERRORIST GROUP WHILST IN PRISON

WHAT YOU THOUGHT I'D ACTUALLY REDEEM MYSELF? GIVE ME A BREAK I'M TRYING TO MAKE HUMANITY LESS TERRIFIED I CAN'T ACTUALLY ACT LIKE I ACTUALLY AM

[Nunzillor]

ENGINEER AND MASS PRODUCE A HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS DISEASE THAT FORCES THOSE SUFFERING FROM IT TO BE LESS STRESSED AND GENERALLY HAPPIER

[TamerVirus]

KIDNAP OBAMA AND BRAINWASH HIM TO THE TAMERCULT

[aattss]

RELAX CUSTOMS AT THE MEXICAN IMMIGRATION BORDER, THUS ALLOWING THE VIOLENT DRUG DEALERS TO FLUD INTO AMERICA

[Nidilap]

WELL FU-

TURN NEW NON-SENTIENT CLOTHES INTO SENTIENT ONES; AND WITH NO GUN ALLERGIES!!! TIME FOR THE RETURN OF PANTS!!!!