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[BadLemonsXI]

Why do you keep doing that?

Because we love you?

E: And I have a need to see if things that I liked are dead or not.

[Orange Wizard]

Someone remind me to lock the thread before Lemons necroes it again.

...

Quickly! Search for something sensible to do!

[1] There's no such word as "sensible".

PIRATE /b/

(REMEMBER, I AM SPACE MODERN VIDEO GAME PIRATER)

[9] You set sail and start raiding coastal villages around /b/. Your crew insists you're mixing metaphors, but what do they know?

Walk through the nearest door with a pirate laser carbine, and shout ARRRR!!!!! while gunning down everything in sight

[0] You dive into a cleaning cupboard and blast the bleach. That's not a euphemism.

Also Respawn! With a gun that can kill the guy who killed me.

[3] You respawn with a gun. It doesn't have any bullets.

Start seeding these drunken midgets throughout the universe.

[8] They want to build a tower first.

Respawn as the ship/station AI in the area closest to the main group.

[11] You respawn as the space station AI.

Go spill some piss water on bystanders and fly away in my corvette.

[4] You spill piss-water on yourself and fly away in shame.

Install Dwarven AI into space station

[9] You try to install the AI, but it's taken over by blazing glory at the last moment.

Spawn with a bomb.  Detonate.

[7] You respawn with a bomb. It doesn't detonate, though, so you resort to calling it names.

Offer daily prayer to Holy Snot.

[10] Holy Snot grants you the power to smite unbelievers by sneezing on them.

[BadLemonsXI]

Being the hunt for SaberToothTiger tho this gun has no ammo it shall make a fine club!

[SaberToothTiger]

Ram any annoying lemons with my corvette.

[blazing glory]

Lock all the AI replacement ports and get a look of the situation on the station.

[Lyeos]

Remind the GM to lock the thread before Lemons necroes it again!

[masked_krusader]

DETONATE, BLAST IT ALL!

[Vivalas]

Continue shooting in random directions!



aRRRGGHHH!!!!! DIE!!! ARGHHGAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQ!!!!!!!

[Yoink]

Flee from Vivalas, begin selling what remains of my SPACE METH to disillusioned crew persons.

[Orange Wizard]

Being the hunt for SaberToothTiger tho this gun has no ammo it shall make a fine club!

[12 v 6] You dodge SaberToothTiger's corvette and bash him in prehistoric pulp!

Ram any annoying lemons with my corvette.

[6 v 12] You miss Lemons and he beats you to death! Respawn?

Lock all the AI replacement ports and get a look of the situation on the station.

[10] You lock the ports. The station is a mess. Gunfights are occurring in various sectors, NPCs are running around in terror, and someone set up a meth lab in a cleaning cupboard.

Remind the GM to lock the thread before Lemons necroes it again!

Well done. Have a cookie.
[12] A spectral hand appears and hands you a cookie!

DETONATE, BLAST IT ALL!

[2] You get shot before you can blow anything up! Respawn?

Continue shooting in random directions!

[9] You shoot some light fittings, the bleach, a would-be terrorist, and [1] yourself. Respawn?

Flee from Vivalas, begin selling what remains of my SPACE METH to disillusioned crew persons.

[4] You hide in a bathroom stall!
[11] There's a crew member in here, and she buys your SPACE METH. You gained 500 SPACE CURRENCY!

[blazing glory]

Lock down all the doors so no one hurts themselves.

[SaberToothTiger]

Telefrag that lemon sucka. By respawn.

[Yoink]

>Find more people to sell SPACE METH to!
Keep that weird laser-gun-thing I had earlier hidden under my coat in case of trouble.

[wipeout1024]

May I join as a crew member who was only noticed now?
If so:
Find my way around the ship.

[masked_krusader]

Yes.  RESPAWN WITH A BOMB AND DETONATE, BLAST IT ALL.