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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 71670 times)

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #420 on: December 05, 2014, 09:04:24 pm »

Bumping just to draw out the Lemon, for he hath not been seen by me for too long!
Also to remind you that I will always remember.
Always.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #421 on: December 05, 2014, 09:07:26 pm »

Bumping just to draw out the Lemon, for he hath not been seen by me for too long!
Also to remind you that I will always remember.
Always.
I barely remember what you're talking about.

I think you'll forget someday.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #422 on: December 05, 2014, 09:40:06 pm »

I guess I'll update this. Why the balls not.

I can't remember anything that was going on and I can't be arsed checking.

...

Without further ado:

Pick up the Dwarven A.I that just happens to be floating past and have it turn the fridge into a space fighter jet fridge.
[0] You faff about for a few moments and then get blown up. Respawn?

Fly my corvette and destroy the fridge.
[10] Kablewy! The fridge and its contents are destroyed.

Eat space ICECREAM
[12] You eat ALL OF THE ICE CREAM. It is the best ice cream ever!
[3] You descend into ice cream induced madness!

Lock self in a nearby cleaning closet, begin cooking SPACE METH with available materials.
Try to forget about madness outside.
[9] You start making low-grade meth from various cleaning agents. It's starting to get a bit hazy without any ventilation in this cupboard...

steal a ship with a large cargo hold
Nope Kill myself then respawn as engineer on space station very very far away from all this madness
[4] You respawn on the other side of the players' space station. It's fairly calm over here, if you ignore the screaming and panicked NPCs desperately looking for an escape.

GO ON SPACE 4CHAN
[11] Welcome to /b/, bitch! Your soul is miiiine!

ENTER THIS RTD BY DROPKICKING THROUGH THE DOOR NEAREST TO THE OTHER PLAYERS
[0] You fall out of the ceiling and break your nose.

Figure everything that is currently happening.
[4] All of the nonsensical crazy shit. All of it.

Float into unsuspecting Biological Research Lab, take over A.I and create a race of Drunken Bearded Midgits known as Dwarves.
[10] Space Dwarves are born! They immediately begin drinking and eating mushrooms!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #423 on: December 05, 2014, 09:42:48 pm »

Quickly! Search for something sensible to do!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #424 on: December 05, 2014, 09:46:10 pm »

PIRATE /b/

(REMEMBER, I AM SPACE MODERN VIDEO GAME PIRATER)
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #425 on: December 05, 2014, 10:08:32 pm »

Walk through the nearest door with a pirate laser carbine, and shout ARRRR!!!!! while gunning down everything in sight
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #426 on: December 05, 2014, 10:40:05 pm »

Bumping just to draw out the Lemon, for he hath not been seen by me for too long!
Also to remind you that I will always remember.
Always.
Image before this.
;-; da feels.

Also Respawn! With a gun that can kill the guy who killed me.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #427 on: December 06, 2014, 02:00:38 am »

  Start seeding these drunken midgets throughout the universe.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #428 on: December 06, 2014, 03:24:57 am »

Respawn as the ship/station AI in the area closest to the main group.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #429 on: December 06, 2014, 06:28:40 am »

Go spill some piss water on bystanders and fly away in my corvette.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #430 on: December 07, 2014, 07:58:29 am »

Install Dwarven AI into space station
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #431 on: December 08, 2014, 12:32:53 pm »

Spawn with a bomb.  Detonate.
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« Reply #432 on: December 08, 2014, 01:24:32 pm »

Offer daily prayer to Holy Snot.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #433 on: January 09, 2015, 03:47:03 am »

Tho I'm not around much any more I'm always checking my Notifications, feel like giving this another go?
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #434 on: January 10, 2015, 03:14:17 am »

Why do you keep doing that?
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