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Connect the Dots, show what places are connected to where and whom.

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Other, I'm stumped- suggust in thread so they can be added here.

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Total Members Voted: 12

[TalonisWolf]

 The definition of 'crime' appears to be rather loose around here, so if you aren't charged and/or accused you're probably safe.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Hmm... Not using my coupon yet, then.

[poketwo]

Your name is Christoph

[TalonisWolf]

Your name is Christoph

No last name... and how did I forget you were in this game.    *self-depreciating grumbling*

[wer6]

10/10 best laugh i ever had

[TalonisWolf]

TO ARMS MY FORKLIFTS OF DOOM! TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND IMPALEMENT WILL BEGIN!BLOOD WILL SPLATTER AS THE AIR LEAVES THE STATION AND THE FORKLIFTS WILL FEEL THE BLOOD OF THERE WEAKLINGS.

((this is assuming that there is a Cargo bay with gravity and doors that are operated by me))

[1] Your FORKLIFTS OF BENEVOLENCE turn off the lights, freeing the humans from their entombment in solid light.

Teleport solar systems to a different universe where poketwo can't exist in.

[2] Given enough effort and determination, anything can exist anywheres. That said,

Make sure poketwo can't exist in this 'verse. Do this via some old alien machine, so that infiltration attempts aren't technically opposed rolls against me. Invite Tavik Toth for a visit.

[3] You make it so he can only exist if he is willing to accept a -1 Modifier. This won't stop him if he really wants to, thou-

  Oh, look, he's smashing other dimensions into your dimensions. How quaint.

Also, discover any other stats that are in this game.

[6] THE KNOWLEDGE IS TOO MUUUUCCCHH! ARRG- *Spontaneous Amnesia*

...

  "Who am I? What am I?"

ATTACK ICYTEA'S POKECT DIMENSION, WITHDRAW WHEN HE SOMEHOW MAKES ME NOT ABLE TO EXIST THERE

[5] You see his Modifier Conditional Entry Barrier and proceed to simply smash other dimensions into it.

Use a convenient exit to make my amazing getaway.

[5] [!!1000!!]You make a amazing getaway and stumble across a Cheatoin Stash! You've found Three (3) Cheatoins!

((Well, this should be interesting...

  Thank You, wer6. Nice to know I'm making someone's day.))

[wer6]

ORDER THE FORKLIFTS TO GORE THE HUMANS.

my rolls are so exquisite.

[Tavik Toth]

Wipe poketwo from existence.

[poketwo]

Wipe poketwo from existence.

GET THE GODS TO PROTECT ME, SINCE I AM THE ONLY PSYICS AROUND

[IcyTea31]

Wipe poketwo from existence.

Assist action however I can without giving poketwo a five.

[TalonisWolf]

IMPORTANT: I may not be on for a bit, depending on if where I'm going tomorrow has internet access and if I have time. Please be patient and feel free to start/ continue plotting away.

ORDER THE FORKLIFTS TO GORE THE HUMANS.

my rolls are so exquisite.

[1(So Exquisite! Gotta love my dice roller.)]  The FORKLIFTS OF BENEVOLENCE guide the occupants of the station to the escape pods. The last words you hear before they are beyond communications range are kind words about you and how they will miss you.

  Wait, what are they trying to escape from?

Wipe poketwo from existence.

Wipe poketwo from existence.

GET THE GODS TO PROTECT ME, SINCE I AM THE ONLY PSYICS AROUND

[2+1(GM ERROR BONUS)] VS [5]

  The Gods decide that TAVITH is a repeat offender for assaulting Physics twice now and sentence him to being their Fluffy Slippers. You think you've heard of this happening before...

Wipe poketwo from existence.

Assist action however I can without giving poketwo a five.

[AUTO5] You lend Tavith Toth your GM Error Bonus, but unfortunately Poketwo got a [5] anyways! even without your influence.

Using logic and assuming that I'm in France, I travel via zeppelin to Britannia occupied Area 11.

((Pay Code Geass its dues! FIX UR CAPITALIZATION, sir.))

[6] You arrive just after the terrorist attack on the tower- which, coincidentally, also involved a blimp.

  A twitchy Britanian blows you out of the sky and a clean-up crew kills all the survivors, and you discover that magic takes the form of Geass and Immortality by coming back to life and promptly being sealed in one of those experiment containers.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Materialise in human form in Japan.

[Tavik Toth]

Become God-king of Humanity

[TalonisWolf]

Nick some of those containers and crack 'em open.

 You are trapped in one of those containers, so your action as is will occur in reverse order- crack it open then looting. This fine?

((No, no. You should break topology, nicking the container you're in and adding it to your inventory.))

  This was too funny, alright?

[IcyTea31]

((No, no. You should break topology, nicking the container you're in and adding it to your inventory.))