To sum things up: Tavith Toth broke Physics, and by extension- The Universe. It's okay though, the universe still exists. Kinda. Sort of.
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[6] You ram a whole colony ship into his non-corpeal body, destroying Nuclear Physics! Suns across the galaxy suddenly cease to exist as their thermonuclear fusion reactions cease to operate, civilizations across the universe operating under Nuclear Power collapse as riots bring them to ruin. Before this event breaks the universe, the GM calls up the local Gods and [3] getting them to replace it with a patch that will keep the universe existing, if in an unstable and unpredictable state.
To sum things up: You broke Physics, and by extension- The Universe.
[4] You do so. You know what I mean, even if no one else does.
Warp banana cream pies onto my hands and throw them at the Coppers' faces. Run away. ((Every English cop/kop is a Keystone one, right?))
((Depends on the roll. In this case, yes.))
[5] You slather them with Banana Cream Pies and convince them that they have to make you Commissioner because of some illogical, outdated law. This gives you access to a secret pocket universe that serves as your true office.
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Hmmm. Guess that counts as a Coup. I'll give you health.
Finish off the minecrafters those treacherous spies worked for!
[6] You kill only the Minecrafters the Spies worked for and are wiped out by a weaponized Creeper they were training. Good Job.
Grab onto an escaping ship and hope that it's faster then me.
[1] You get squashed to paste between two freighters and your remains are sucked into the Blackhole.
A crushing demise.
SPLIT SOME ATOMS JUST OUTSIDE THE SHIP TAVIK IS ON'S REACTOR
[1] You were too slow locating him and no longer exist.
I'M FIRIN MAH LAZAAAAH!!!!' At the Killsat.
[2+1] Physics is acting up due to shenanigans and 'Lazahs' suddenly shoot solid, glowy bolts of... something. Still puts a dent since my shields don't know how to deal with light
in solid form.
Deflect poorly spelled laser using magic.
[2] You find your spell is no longer applicable since some moron destroyed Nuclear Physics. Greeaaaat, this will mess up multiple planes of being.
KillSat
[6] The KillSat's Main Weapon is non-operational since sudden solid light protrusions interfere with it's operation! The GM resorts to Kinetic Weaponry, a much less efficient and effective way of war...((What have you people DONE! Is there nothing sacra- wait, nevermind. Already know the answer.
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