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Connect the Dots, show what places are connected to where and whom.

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Other, I'm stumped- suggust in thread so they can be added here.

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[Tavik Toth]

See how the aliens are doing.

[poketwo]

HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEE
RESURECT MYSELF IN FULL POWER AND USE MY NUCLEAR PHYSICS TO DESTROY EVERYTHING

[Salsacookies]

Teach my village of the Matrix

[wer6]

BECOME ROGUE KILLSAT AI IN DERELECT SPACE STATION WITH MY NANO-KILLSAT DRONES.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Create artificial physics via magic.

[TalonisWolf]

Check out my new digs pocket 'verse. Hide in there in case of a reboot of the main 'verse. If there's no physics, warp it just a bit to make them.

[5]It is a large, ancient complex in with a mix of ancient alien technology and magical convenience fitted in. It has a warehouse in back with rations put in stasis, a empty hanger with a incomplete Cheat Drive in construction

[5] You put a patch on the patch to recreate a facsimile of Nuclear Physics, though it doesn't serve much of a purpose at the moment- everything is powered by an unknown power source which wasn't effected by the Physics Transition.

Respawn. Destroy them.

[1] You respawn as one of them and are Pearled on Civcraft.

Possess someone in a random world because I keep drawing a blank.

[6] You possess The King of France just as you are being led up to the Guillotine. Greeeaat.

See how the aliens are doing.

[1] You find everything incased in Solid Light before you get there. You can breathe, but you will eventually starve or die of thirst.

HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEE
RESURECT MYSELF IN FULL POWER AND USE MY NUCLEAR PHYSICS TO DESTROY EVERYTHING

[4] You sufficiently hate everything.

[3] You respawn as the new 'physics' and incase everything in Solid Light, turning the universe into a solid mass.

Teach my village of the Matrix

[5] You teach everything of the Matrix. Even those outside the Matrix in other universes. All without leaving the Matrix...

BECOME ROGUE KILLSAT AI IN DERELECT SPACE STATION WITH MY NANO-KILLSAT DRONES.

[3] You become a rouge A.I on a Asteroid Mining Complex.

Create artificial physics via magic.

[2+1] The Gods have had enough of morons meddling with Physics and offer compensation in the form of a Pardon Coupon. The alternative is Death.

[wer6]

TO ARMS MY FORKLIFTS OF DOOM! TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND IMPALEMENT WILL BEGIN!BLOOD WILL SPLATTER AS THE AIR LEAVES THE STATION AND THE FORKLIFTS WILL FEEL THE BLOOD OF THERE WEAKLINGS.

((this is assuming that there is a Cargo bay with gravity and doors that are operated by me))

[Tavik Toth]

Teleport solar systems to a different universe where poketwo can't exist in.

[IcyTea31]

Make sure poketwo can't exist in this 'verse. Do this via some old alien machine, so that infiltration attempts aren't technically opposed rolls against me. Invite Tavik Toth for a visit.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Also, discover any other stats that are in this game.

[poketwo]

ATTACK ICYTEA'S POKECT DIMENSION, WITHDRAW WHEN HE SOMEHOW MAKES ME NOT ABLE TO EXIST THERE

[TalonisWolf]

Use the Pardon Coupon. Also, discover any other stats that are in this game.

Specify what turn/roll you are using the coupon on please.

Make sure poketwo can't exist in this 'verse. Do this via some old alien machine, so that infiltration attempts aren't technically opposed rolls against me. Invite Tavik Toth for a visit.

... that is a nice work-around, I'm impressed.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Hmmm? I assumed the Coupon... What does the coupon do? It would appear it does not do what I thought it did.

[TalonisWolf]

Hmmm? I assumed the Coupon... What does the coupon do? It would appear it does not do what I thought it did.

Let me find it... AHA!

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Pardon?

[4] You receive one Pardon Coupon, eligible for the Pardon of a Bad Roll or All Crimes*!

The definition of 'Bad Roll' and 'Crime' may vary from Region to Region. May not be recognized in certain realities. Rendered void if a player can correctly guess my Real Name. If used to pardon a Bad Roll, retcon may worsen your situation. The GM is not responsible for the events, effects, and maladies caused by the use of this coupon.

  So you can 'pardon' yourself of all crimes, or re-roll any one single roll.

  Edit: ((I'm suddenly glad Amoura has lost her password, she is the only one who may actually know my name... Phew. Dodged a bullet there.))

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Do I have any crimes under my belt right now?