NOOOOO!!!
Punch myself ... IN THE FACE!!
[9] you try and miss your feeble face, doing nothing.
Evolve to infect Androids too.
[16] It can feebly infect androids, but not in a effective manner.
Do the things. The things for victory.
[14] YOU KEEL ALOT OF THOSE DAMN IPHONES
CREATE THE COMMUNIST FATION, REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!
[16]YOU COMMUNIST BASTARD, YOU MAKE A ANTI-AMERICAN COMMIE BASTARD RED STAR CAMP, WITH SEVERAL KALASHNAKOV'S.
ANDROID
LEADER: GOOGLE CONGOMERATE.
ASSETS: A HALF MILLION ANDROIDS FIGHTING WITH IPHONES. SECRET WEAPON THAT CAN BE REVELED IF SOMEONE ROLLS FOR IT AND DOES GOOD.
APPLE
LEADER:STEVE JOBS THE CRUSADER
ASSETS:A 3 BILLION IPHONES FIGHTING ANDROID
A MORTIFIED ALEV
GM MASTERRACE.
LEADER:WER6
ASSETS: UNIVERSAL POWER, WORLD FUCKING PEACE, JESUS'S MIDDLE FINGER, THE MATTER MANIPULATOR, A HOLY HAND GRENADE, THE MOST FEARSOME CREATURES LUCKY FOOT, A DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM FORTRESS, IMMMMAGINATION, A FORUM POST "who are you!?!?!", A PILE OF DEAD PC'S,WHAT YOU THINK THEY DISSAPEAR?
IPHONE VIRUS
LEADER:BEIRUS
ASSETS: ALL LIVING IPHONES UNDER HALF CONTROL., A HIVEMIND, A SHIT TON OF APPS. A PC IPHONE, SALSACOOKIES SOME ASSHOEL ANDROIDS UNDER PARTIAL INFECTION
FACTION: THE ELDERLY
LEADER:TALONISWOLF
ASSETS:TRILLION STRONG ARMY: CONSISTING OF 1/4 CANE WEILDERS, STROLLERS CREEPY FAMILY GUY DUDES AND ELITE FLYING WHEEL CHAIR JOUSTERS
GOALS: ELIMINATE ALL THESE TECHNOLOGICAL DO-DADS
YOUR FACTION
LEADER:YOU
ASSETS:NOTHING, YOU MISERABLE FAILURE.
COMMIE RED STAR CAMP
LEADER:POKETWO
ASSETS:KALISHNOKOVS, SEVERL RED STAR CHINEASE LEADERS OF COMMUNISM, A KNIFE.