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[wer6]

Phone+water+assbeaten by cane/elite wheelchair jousters= dead phone

[Lyeos]

Phone+water+assbeaten by cane/elite wheelchair jousters= dead phone

Wrong android, my friend.
I have arms, remember?
I am no normal android...
I am... Super Android!

Just roll for it.

[Alev]

FACTION: THE ELDERLY
GOALS: ELIMINATE ALL THESE TECHNOLOGICAL DO-DADS
PRIMARY WEAPONS: CANES, STROLLERS, CREEPY FAMILY GUY DUDE.

DESTROY APPLE AND BURN STEVE JOBS AT THE STAKE

[1]+ GMs Eternal laugh+SAVIOR'S LAST GRACE+/- THE GM WILL TAKE LATER.
THE ELDERLY HAS CAME, LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER, BILLIONS OF IPHONES AND MILLIONS OF ANDROIDS FALL, IF NOT STOPPED, THEY WILL SURELY TAKE OVER
EVEN THE GM'S SET OF SHINY HOVER TANKS WAS DESTROYED! YOU ARE SEIGING STEVE JOB'S CASTLE.

Send a Tsunami to wipe away the iPhones.

[2] YOU BEGIN THE RITUAL WHEN THE ELDERLY STRUCK, YOU YOUR SELF DROWN AND ARE SMITED BY THE ELDERLY.

Continue with the infecting of all vulnerable iPhones.

[20] THE ENTIRE IPHONE ARMADA IS INFECTED, A HALF INFECTED STATE WHERE THEY TAKE ORDERS FROM BOTH YOU AND JOBS, LEANING ON JOBS.

GMS ACTION: ATTACK EA!
[AUTOFAIL]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY TANKS

Spoiler: FACTIONS (click to show/hide)

ANDROID
LEADER: GOOGLE CONGOMERATE.
ASSETS: A HALF MILLION ANDROIDS FIGHTING WITH IPHONES. SECRET WEAPON THAT CAN BE REVELED IF SOMEONE ROLLS FOR IT AND DOES GOOD.

APPLE
LEADER:STEVE JOBS THE CRUSADER
ASSETS:A 3 BILLION IPHONES FIGHTING ANDROID
A MORTIFIED ALEV

GM MASTERRACE.
LEADER:WER6
ASSETS: UNIVERSAL POWER, WORLD FUCKING PEACE, JESUS'S MIDDLE FINGER, THE MATTER MANIPULATOR, A HOLY HAND GRENADE, THE MOST FEARSOME CREATURES LUCKY FOOT, A DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM FORTRESS, IMMMMAGINATION, A FORUM POST "who are you!?!?!", A PILE OF DEAD PC'S,WHAT YOU THINK THEY DISSAPEAR?

IPHONE VIRUS
LEADER:BEIRUS
ASSETS: ALL LIVING IPHONES UNDER HALF CONTROL., A HIVEMIND, A SHIT TON OF APPS. A PC IPHONE, SALSACOOKIES

FACTION: THE ELDERLY
LEADER:TALONISWOLF
ASSETS:TRILLION STRONG ARMY: CONSISTING OF 1/4 CANE WEILDERS, STROLLERS CREEPY FAMILY GUY DUDES AND ELITE FLYING WHEEL CHAIR JOUSTERS
GOALS: ELIMINATE ALL THESE TECHNOLOGICAL DO-DADS


YOUR FACTION
LEADER:YOU
ASSETS:NOTHING, YOU MISERABLE FAILURE.

Hope seems bleak for our technological friends.

Y U IGNOR ME ASHOL

[wer6]

KILL LYEOS FOR INSULTING ME THEN EAT HIS BODY

[1] HE WAS YUMMY, BY WHICH I MEAN YOU ATE YOUR SELF AND DIED.

[Beirus]

Take full control of iPhones and send them to confuse the Elderly by showing off numerous apps that don't have any purpose and use micro transactions to drain the pensions of the Elderly. Or maybe have the phones prank call the Elderly pretending to be family, then dropping the call when the Elderly try to converse.

[wer6]

WRONG! I am an android, and therefore cannot drown because I don't need air.

[19v18
YOU BARELY SURVIVED THE ASSWHOOPING.

Take full control of iPhones and send them to confuse the Elderly by showing off numerous apps that don't have any purpose and use micro transactions to drain the pensions of the Elderly. Or maybe have the phones prank call the Elderly pretending to be family, then dropping the call when the Elderly try to converse.

[12v1] THE ELDERLY, THEY ARE CONFUSED! AND SLIGHTLY POORER, SOME ELITE WHEEL JOUSTERS ARE FORCED TO GIVE AWAY THERE JOUSTING EQUIPMENT AND ARE CRAWLERS NOW.

[Salsacookies]

NOOOOO!!!

Punch myself ... IN THE FACE!!

[Lyeos]

Do the things. The things for victory.

[Beirus]

Evolve to infect Androids too.

[poketwo]

CREATE THE COMMUNIST FATION, REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!

[wer6]

NOOOOO!!!

Punch myself ... IN THE FACE!!

[9] you try and miss your feeble face, doing nothing.

Evolve to infect Androids too.

[16] It can feebly infect androids, but not in a effective manner.

Do the things. The things for victory.

[14] YOU KEEL ALOT OF THOSE DAMN IPHONES

CREATE THE COMMUNIST FATION, REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!

[16]
YOU COMMUNIST BASTARD, YOU MAKE A ANTI-AMERICAN COMMIE BASTARD RED STAR CAMP, WITH SEVERAL KALASHNAKOV'S.

Spoiler: FACTIONS. (click to show/hide)

ANDROID
LEADER: GOOGLE CONGOMERATE.
ASSETS: A HALF MILLION ANDROIDS FIGHTING WITH IPHONES. SECRET WEAPON THAT CAN BE REVELED IF SOMEONE ROLLS FOR IT AND DOES GOOD.

APPLE
LEADER:STEVE JOBS THE CRUSADER
ASSETS:A 3 BILLION IPHONES FIGHTING ANDROID
A MORTIFIED ALEV

GM MASTERRACE.
LEADER:WER6
ASSETS: UNIVERSAL POWER, WORLD FUCKING PEACE, JESUS'S MIDDLE FINGER, THE MATTER MANIPULATOR, A HOLY HAND GRENADE, THE MOST FEARSOME CREATURES LUCKY FOOT, A DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM FORTRESS, IMMMMAGINATION, A FORUM POST "who are you!?!?!", A PILE OF DEAD PC'S,WHAT YOU THINK THEY DISSAPEAR?

IPHONE VIRUS
LEADER:BEIRUS
ASSETS: ALL LIVING IPHONES UNDER HALF CONTROL., A HIVEMIND, A SHIT TON OF APPS. A PC IPHONE, SALSACOOKIES SOME ASSHOEL ANDROIDS UNDER PARTIAL INFECTION

FACTION: THE ELDERLY
LEADER:TALONISWOLF
ASSETS:TRILLION STRONG ARMY: CONSISTING OF 1/4 CANE WEILDERS, STROLLERS CREEPY FAMILY GUY DUDES AND ELITE FLYING WHEEL CHAIR JOUSTERS
GOALS: ELIMINATE ALL THESE TECHNOLOGICAL DO-DADS


YOUR FACTION
LEADER:YOU
ASSETS:NOTHING, YOU MISERABLE FAILURE.

COMMIE RED STAR CAMP
LEADER:POKETWO
ASSETS:KALISHNOKOVS, SEVERL RED STAR CHINEASE LEADERS OF COMMUNISM, A KNIFE.

[Lyeos]

Secret weapon is needed now.

[poketwo]

RECRUIT SOVIET UNION

[Beirus]

Unleash ultimate infection.

[Salsacookies]

Punch Androids... IN THE FACE!!!

(I'm a face puncher, a face puncher gotta do what he gotta do )

Wear American flag and KILL COMMIES...IN THE FACE!!!!