FACTION: THE ELDERLY
GOALS: ELIMINATE ALL THESE TECHNOLOGICAL DO-DADS
PRIMARY WEAPONS: CANES, STROLLERS, CREEPY FAMILY GUY DUDE.
DESTROY APPLE AND BURN STEVE JOBS AT THE STAKE
[1]+ GMs Eternal laugh+SAVIOR'S LAST GRACE+/- THE GM WILL TAKE LATER.THE ELDERLY HAS CAME, LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER, BILLIONS OF IPHONES AND MILLIONS OF ANDROIDS FALL, IF NOT STOPPED, THEY WILL SURELY TAKE OVER
EVEN THE GM'S SET OF SHINY HOVER TANKS WAS DESTROYED! YOU ARE SEIGING STEVE JOB'S CASTLE.
Send a Tsunami to wipe away the iPhones.
[2] YOU BEGIN THE RITUAL WHEN THE ELDERLY STRUCK, YOU YOUR SELF DROWN AND ARE SMITED BY THE ELDERLY.
Continue with the infecting of all vulnerable iPhones.
[20] THE ENTIRE IPHONE ARMADA IS INFECTED, A HALF INFECTED STATE WHERE THEY TAKE ORDERS FROM BOTH YOU AND JOBS, LEANING ON JOBS.
GMS ACTION: ATTACK EA!
[AUTOFAIL]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY TANKS
ANDROID
LEADER: GOOGLE CONGOMERATE.
ASSETS: A HALF MILLION ANDROIDS FIGHTING WITH IPHONES. SECRET WEAPON THAT CAN BE REVELED IF SOMEONE ROLLS FOR IT AND DOES GOOD.
APPLE
LEADER:STEVE JOBS THE CRUSADER
ASSETS:A 3 BILLION IPHONES FIGHTING ANDROID
A MORTIFIED ALEV
GM MASTERRACE.
LEADER:WER6
ASSETS: UNIVERSAL POWER, WORLD FUCKING PEACE, JESUS'S MIDDLE FINGER, THE MATTER MANIPULATOR, A HOLY HAND GRENADE, THE MOST FEARSOME CREATURES LUCKY FOOT, A DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM FORTRESS, IMMMMAGINATION, A FORUM POST "who are you!?!?!", A PILE OF DEAD PC'S,WHAT YOU THINK THEY DISSAPEAR?
IPHONE VIRUS
LEADER:BEIRUS
ASSETS: ALL LIVING IPHONES UNDER HALF CONTROL., A HIVEMIND, A SHIT TON OF APPS. A PC IPHONE, SALSACOOKIES
FACTION: THE ELDERLY
LEADER:TALONISWOLF
ASSETS:TRILLION STRONG ARMY: CONSISTING OF 1/4 CANE WEILDERS, STROLLERS CREEPY FAMILY GUY DUDES AND ELITE FLYING WHEEL CHAIR JOUSTERS
GOALS: ELIMINATE ALL THESE TECHNOLOGICAL DO-DADS
YOUR FACTION
LEADER:YOU
ASSETS:NOTHING, YOU MISERABLE FAILURE.
Hope seems bleak for our technological friends.