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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 1223237 views lol
« Reply #12240 on: March 12, 2022, 05:56:58 am »

So does that mean Richie Rich could become Batman if you killed his parents to?

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« Reply #12241 on: March 12, 2022, 07:05:17 am »

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« Reply #12242 on: March 12, 2022, 07:20:24 am »

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« Reply #12243 on: March 12, 2022, 09:48:45 am »

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« Reply #12244 on: March 12, 2022, 01:38:50 pm »

At that rate Batman would be the size of a Space Marine.
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« Reply #12245 on: March 12, 2022, 02:51:43 pm »

He just contorts himself to look normal sized, you know, to blend in.
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« Reply #12246 on: March 12, 2022, 09:37:23 pm »

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At that rate Batman would be the size of a Space Marine.
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« Reply #12247 on: March 13, 2022, 01:57:19 am »

If he was that big a kid it might be why his mom died, split her in half when he came out.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 1223237 views lol
« Reply #12248 on: March 13, 2022, 05:40:02 am »

If he was that big a kid it might be why his mom died, split her in half when he came out.

Nah, he was taken out via Crassusian section. It's like a Caesarian, but with more money.


Also the theater on that comic cover is clearly branded "RR", like pretty much everything else in Richie Rich

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« Reply #12249 on: March 14, 2022, 12:26:43 am »

Was there anything that kid didn't own?
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« Reply #12250 on: March 14, 2022, 07:24:23 am »

Nah, he was taken out via Crassusian section. It's like a Caesarian, but with more money.
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« Reply #12251 on: March 14, 2022, 08:07:00 am »

My neighbor is 'trying to become a better Hitler'.

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« Reply #12252 on: March 14, 2022, 03:49:48 pm »

Was there anything that kid didn't own?

Empathy for the working classes.

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« Reply #12253 on: March 15, 2022, 10:09:02 am »

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« Reply #12254 on: March 15, 2022, 10:25:16 am »

Apparently my housemate plays Dwarf Fortress.

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