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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1841395 times)

Frumple

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I appreciate the chutzpah, I guess...

Still, ~55 minute hours, so you can fit 26 into a standard 1440 minute day? It sounds like a special sort of hell, but it's not logistically impossible, just remarkably dumb.

From what google translate could make of the article, it's possible it's just an attention-getting stunt, but, like. It's kind of like a rural area publicizing they lack incest laws and will happily recognize sibling marriage; you're getting attention, yes, but the old adage that any news is good news isn't exactly 100% accurate, heh. Gods know the local leadership threatening to inflict 26 hour days on everyone wouldn't be a draw for most people, ha.
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King Zultan

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Who would have guessed that there would be another leak on War Thunder forums.
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(Missed the Norwegian thing, having read that post pre-re-edit.)

26-Hour Day? Try a 28-Hour One...
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Look, so long as my expected working hours remain the same, I am all for increasing the number of hours in the day.

King Zultan

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But if there are more hours in the day that means there's more hours for people to work, think of the profits!
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GUYS LOOK! I am famous!
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GUYS I AM REVEALING WHERE I LIVE

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Is it inhabited by high quality long running memes or do only the newest memes live there then get kicked out when they're no longer new and fresh?
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Well it looks like Nazi Germany was granted it in ‘39, I’m not sure their memes are the memes you want.
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Had a customer last night, she wanted to buy condoms by the case, wanted a discounted case price for it. Of course we can't do that and don't have any full cases of condoms.

But she wanted these, for her son. Because he's graduating this year, and she doesn't want any grandkids. An entire case of condoms. Geez, save some for the rest of the kids
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Had a customer last night, she wanted to buy condoms by the case, wanted a discounted case price for it. Of course we can't do that and don't have any full cases of condoms.

But she wanted these, for her son. Because he's graduating this year, and she doesn't want any grandkids. An entire case of condoms. Geez, save some for the rest of the kids

That screams panic hoarder. Though congrats to her for being so... considerate of his sons sex life.
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Seems strange to me that her first reaction to the son graduating is that he's going to be having sex a lot.
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I mean, there was a scare -> my son is going to go to college and not be a loser.

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My first thought was it was a case of "I make sure we wlways have some at home (whoever uses them), but I won't be able to do that for when he goes to his college accomodation". Would highly depend upon the household.

That leads to potentially more questions than a sub-R-rated forum should try to answer, though. Especially if you let your mind wander into actual R-/X-rated imagery and beyond. ;)
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