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[Magistrum]

what’s a fatty capacitor does it help you store your ganj

Don't let the magic smoke out!

Yes, be very careful! Also, don't bend the lithium batteries! It makes the pixies angry!

Portunhol is a perfectly legitimate language.

Can confirm, learned Spanish because it's in the school curriculum and my mother grew in Argentina, still speak portuñol at first when I encounter hermanos. To establish dominance.

[TD1]

Ah, ja. C'est tres gut, si.

[methylatedspirit]

I saw this thumbnail for a... thing?

Spoiler: thing (click to show/hide)

I burst into confused laughter.
Just savor that tagline. Let it age, like a fine wine.
"Allows you to perform eMMC work without modifying your box"
Poetry.
I decided to scroll down in search of more true art.

Marvelous.

[Rolan7]

It plugs into your cat V:

[Magistrum]

Oh, that's a JTAG adapter for a RiffBox, it is used to mess with smartphone motherboards, change imei, reset passwords and other shady fuckery.


Fakedit: Unless I'm missing the joke.

[Flying Dice]

While closing up at work, a kid asked me, "Do you know da wae?" and I replied "Yes brudda, I know da wae," without even thinking about it, and heard him mutter "Oh, I thought nobody knew that joke," as I walked off.

So the good news is that even if their memes are sometimes confusing, kids are a year or more behind on their retention schedules, and we have the edge of experience.

[Dunamisdeos]

Kids these days! In my day the memes were [hipster singularity occurs].

[TD1]

.... delivered by carrier pigeon?

[Dunamisdeos]

Delivered by yer mum

[methylatedspirit]

Oh, that's a JTAG adapter for a RiffBox, it is used to mess with smartphone motherboards, change imei, reset passwords and other shady fuckery.


Fakedit: Unless I'm missing the joke.

I don't know, man, I laughed way too hard at that thing out of sheer confusion.

You see, confusion is strongly related to laughter in my mind. What happened here is that I laughed out of confusion, then I was confused that I was laughing, causing me to laugh even harder, leading to more confusion and the cycle repeats.

[TD1]

Delivered by yer mum

The only thing my mum would deliver you is unto your maker, good sir.

[Yoink]

It's page 666!

[Eric Blank]

Delivered by yer mum

The only thing my mum would deliver you is unto your maker, good sir.

So she'd drag his ass to his mum and get in a mum fight over whose child is actually the bad one, making both kids feel stupid and ashamed for letting things get this far.

Its no longer page 666, you are safe now.

[Magistrum]

You see, confusion is strongly related to laughter in my mind. What happened here is that I laughed out of confusion, then I was confused that I was laughing, causing me to laugh even harder, leading to more confusion and the cycle repeats.

Oh, then you are going to love the broken english in some of the china products here in my city. I'll get a photo this monday of a glue my coworker bought the other day by accident, it's a goldmine. Don't let me forget!

[Egan_BW]

It's no longer page 666, you are safe now.

Eight posts from #10000 though.