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[Magistrum]

what the FUCK. Why would anyone still use photobucket in 2019? 

It's the only image host I remember the password, come@me bro!

[Bumber]

what the FUCK. Why would anyone still use photobucket in 2019? 

It's the only image host I remember the password, come@me bro!

Is that the password? "come@me bro"?

[Rolan7]

Nope.
I mean... probably not.

[Magistrum]

It's both the password and a taunt, I don't like to waste time.


Bro.

[AzyWng]

GOD BLESS THE USA! AND NOWHERE ELSE!

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[Trekkin]

A headline on HuffPost: Speech Coach Has A Theory On Thanos CEO Elizabeth Holmes And Her Deep Voice.

I didn't realize the blood tests were quite that lethal.

[Jopax]

A random streamer is doing a blind run of DS3 with a herald, gets to firelink, first thing he does is aggros hawkwood. He's now getting farmed by hawkwood and getting shittalked by chat who's daring him to reroll and it is fucking hillarious.

[itisnotlogical]

At work I had to make scannable bin labels. I jokingly suggested that the numbers be 420, 6969, etc.

The part that made me laugh is apparently they thought I wasn't joking, and checked to make sure I gave them boring, sequential numbers.

[Akura]

A bit if hilarity from Far Cry 2.

Did a convoy ambush mission for the gun dealer, which unlocks new weapons to buy. Ambush went flawlessly, an IED took out the truck and the lead jeep, and an RPG finished off the rear jeep. Then I went to the nearby outpost the convoy had passed through, and the first thing I see is a dead guy that the convoy had run over.

I sneak around, walk right into one of the guards, and shoot him in the head with my AK. Two guards nearby hear this. "What was that?" "Probably nothing." "Better go check it out." I sneak away before the pair comes by. They reach the guard I killed. "I guess it was nothing after all." Yes, finding one of your compatriots dead with a massive bullet wound in the head, after hearing the gunshot from very close range is really nothing at all.

I tried to sneak out of the base, but one of the guards must have seen me. However, they must not have gotten a clear enough look at me to get my position, and their AI, instead of shooting at/searching for me, went to "shoot goddamned everything". Immediately, flammable and explosive stuff in the outpost cook off, and the ensuing explosions and subsequent fire killed at least two of them(probably the guys who think a random dead guy is a normal occurrence*).

I shoot my way out, but an enemy jeep ahead of me drives right to the edge of a cliff. I take out the gunner, and find the driver had simply gotten out of the vehicle and collapsed dead. No explanation, and I certainly didn't shoot him.


Normally, the AI is better than this.

[Frumple]

“Come on! Have some Shroom Pop!” he encouraged.

The mug in her hands felt cold so Kemy gulped slightly before sipping it. She slowly put the mug down.

The taste was... well... Kemy sipped again.

It was kind of earthy, but it turned sweet as it passed her tongue. After a moment, the sweetness melted away into a distinct mushroom aftertaste.

Kemy liked mushrooms but this was giving her tongue a midlife crisis.

[itisnotlogical]

After seeing Endgame, my fiancee was surprised to learn that Disney owned Marvel, and said something like "What, do they own Pepsi, too?" to which I said, "Yes, if you look in the bottom of your cup there's actually a Mickey Mouse head."

She took the lid off her drink and checked.

[Akura]

...Too be fair, I wouldn't even be surprised if they did own Pepsi. Although my opinion is that they'd be more likely to own Coca-Cola instead.

[Kagus]

...Too be fair, I wouldn't even be surprised if they did own Pepsi. Although my opinion is that they'd be more likely to own Coca-Cola instead.

Coca-Cola owns Pepsi anyways, so yeah.

[Frumple]

In the not particularly famous words attributed to Bill Gates, "Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to rule the fucking world."