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[Rolan7]

It does that during general exercise too :p

Yeah, but if I have to choose between getting my jollies by exercise or shagging, I'll always pick shagging (bonus points because it's also a form of exercise!)

Spicy food does it too. Capsaicin says "your body is actually on fire", brain goes "oh shit, I better do something" and gives you painkillers.

Hence why my Ghostpepper-dildonic-rowing machine is going to be such a huge success!

Sounds hot.

[TD1]

It does that during general exercise too :p

Yeah, but if I have to choose between getting my jollies by exercise or shagging, I'll always pick shagging (bonus points because it's also a form of exercise!)

Spicy food does it too. Capsaicin says "your body is actually on fire", brain goes "oh shit, I better do something" and gives you painkillers.

Hence why my Ghostpepper-dildonic-rowing machine is going to be such a huge success!

Sounds hot.

Would certainly spice up the love life.

[Akura]

On channel 31 here (the public access type channel) there's an advert for "Geoclense", which is a doohicky you plug into the mains power and it emits some sort of thing which is supposed to cleanse your house of all the bad electromagnetic stuff. For only 4 easy payments of $37.50!

https://www.orgoneffectsaustralia.com.au/product/geoclense-home-harmonizer/

The Geoclense ® is a healthy, negative charge resonance field generator designed to balance the noxious, unhealthy positive charge resonance created by all forms of EMR, RF, Wi-Fi, Earth Radiation and Bioplasmic Radiation.

Seriously, did they just lift terminology straight from Star Trek? And the company name is "Orgone Effects". "Orgone" is pseudoscience bio-energy first postulated by mad scientist Dr Wilhelm Reich.

Not sure if I want to plug one of those into my wall outlet. Might cause a resonance cascade.

[Eric Blank]

To be fair, spicy dildo excercise equipment (RUN FASTER OR THINGS ARE GONNA GET SPICY DOWN THERE) could unfortunately become popular. Itll just be another one of those things we wish never became the next hot health trend in the state of california, where all the other crazy trends seem to come from

[TamerVirus]

Geocleanse?
it’s actually anti-ghost technology.
Cleanses the home of unwanted spirits and poltergeists
For those in the know.
To everyone else, it’s just holistic mumbo jumbo

[Eric Blank]

So wait, does that mean it destroys potential ghosts? For people who believe in that at all, youve got a potential afterlife, and a device to kill the souls of the dead, right? What if you die in your own house right next to that thing? Does it destroy your ghost, preventing you from experiencing your afterlife? If you believed that was the case, why would you want that?


Anyway, im sitting out here on my chair and ive stepped on a wasp that was flying right off the ground. Then another one that came to investigate. and another. They keep coming. This is more effective than hornet spray. I love it.

[Egan_BW]

It's not a ghost unless the spirit is restless. So your device smashes restless spirits, but if your spirit is just gonna move on it works mechanically differently, as it won't have residual attachment to this plane.

[hector13]

So wait, does that mean it destroys potential ghosts? For people who believe in that at all, youve got a potential afterlife, and a device to kill the souls of the dead, right? What if you die in your own house right next to that thing? Does it destroy your ghost, preventing you from experiencing your afterlife? If you believed that was the case, why would you want that?


Anyway, im sitting out here on my chair and ive stepped on a wasp that was flying right off the ground. Then another one that came to investigate. and another. They keep coming. This is more effective than hornet spray. I love it.

I’m assuming this is ‘cause of the pheromones that are kicking about. Personally I’m surprised you aren’t being ATTACKED BY SWARMS OF INSECTS AARRGGHH but oh well.

[Akura]

Depends on the pheromones. Seems they're putting out "Hey, what's that?" pheromones, and not having time to put out "RALLY MY BROTHERS SISTERS*!! Swarm that giant asshole!!" pheromones.

[Hanslanda]

They're distracted by how sexy you are, Eric.

[Eric Blank]

My foot must have been exceedingly sexy. I got like 20+ of them that way, just sitting still and waiting for them to land underneath it. And i figured it was a pheromone thing but its still highly amusing how they just kept showimg up, and very few of them even checked out my shoe, most just went straight for the bodies. Figured out where theyve been nesting too and sprayed that.

[AzyWng]

they just kept showimg up, and very few of them even checked out my shoe, most just went straight for the bodies.

Not sure if this is 100% relevant, but I'm reminded of this video. In Hitman: No Subtitle, you can electrify puddles of water through careful tampering with electronics.

Someone walks into the puddle, they die. Another person moves to check out the body, they walk into the puddle, they die. Repeat ad infinitum or until all the bodies crash the game.

Hell, in a later level there's even a conversation between guards that's about this.

We've basically got that but in insect form, it seems. And with crushing.

[Reelya]

Later back in the wasp hive there's a conversation about the Sexy-Smelling Killer Shoe.

[A Thing]

So after losing to the big optional boss The Reaper in Persona 5 twice I loaded back a couple days to gear up and fought him again. However because it was flu season this time The Reaper got sad and died after doing nothing for three turns. I have to wonder what conversation happened that the devs looked at this outcome for the battle and said "Yeah this is fine." without seeing anything disappointing about DEATH himself doing nothing and then keeling over from sadness. Oh well, at least I got all of his goodies.

[TD1]

A van fatale.